Bartender of 8 years here

Bartender of 8 years here.
Tell me your drink, and I'll tell you something about you.

rum and coke

Long Island Iced tea...

bud bottle and a pickle back

Old fashioned, no garnish.

Rusty nail

Copper camel

Screwdriver

johnnie black on the rocks

Grenadine and 7-up

Bregje

Pretty basic. Wants to get drunk, not big on the taste of liquor. I assume you're between 19-25

screwdriver

manhattan

Bourbon, something like Bulleit or Maker's Mark usually.
Sometimes I do an irish whiskey like Connemara as well, or maybe Green Dot.
Otherwise, beer (stout is the business)

Russian mule

Can you make me a Cosmopolitan?

Pinot noir.

spot on

Any local beer and a shot of Wild Turkey.

Shot of sobieski, leave the bottle, also I'm not at a bar

Negroni

Beer, draft beer i prefer

Double Jamesons, rocks.

Madman or college kid
Trend hopping fag who doesn't want to taste his drink
Depends how old you are. Classy if above 30, otherwise i would think you're trying to fit in
Mixed signals here bud
Solid man who probably is only going to drink one and leave

I enjoy IPA

just had a negroni . . . lol

Straight triple distilled vodka

Whisky, straight.

i've been there, too, Sup Forumsrother

White russian

Horses neck,
Lynchburg lemonade or
Southern comfort + gingerale

...

coors light

Dimple Pinch, neat

Lots of vodka dry with water. Tell me something.

earl grey or some heavily oxidized oolong

Water, or maybe even some milk, with or without chocolate.

white russian

Oh shi- well.... I'm not in college....

Knob Creek on the rocks

coca cola

Glenmorangie straight.

Highball.

Baileys, Vodka and Kahlua with cream on the rocks

Whiskey sour

Vodka + tonic.

FACEHUGGER

Maker's on the rocks

Captain Jack

Calypso

Jack Daniels Single Barrel & Coke

Disaronno Sour
Angry orchard if it's basic shit.
Pina Colada if this place has anything. Thou I'd still switch to Disaronno Sour after a couple of PC's.

OP went to get ice.

Hello bar man i have a question. I stock these beers and hate them. Is my taste bad?
Denoggonizer from drakes brewing
And racer 5

mind eraser

Blood of a dead nigger

A nice long island. What am I op?

Martini

Triple Jameson, no ice

I'm going to assume older, probabaly got married young and regrets it
The smart guy who thinks ahead. Young guy, probably goes to parties.
Either prude or a wannabe
No.
An experimenter. I'm guessing you probably drink in smaller groups of buddies. It's green spot, and it's fucking great.
Working guy. A bit older, maybe married. Probably likes to watch sports
Me
College bro. You were probably deciding if you should mix redbull in it
You don't get out too much, but you have a dog
I'm assuming you have a dead end job and you're dissatisfied with life

Whiskey neat. Single malts preferred, but a good blended whiskey will do.

Just cherry syrup

Double shot of crown royal, 2 ice cubes

Southern Comfort and Lemonade

Kahlua and milk

Golden Ticket

3/4 oz Lagavulin Single Malt Scotch 16 Year
1 oz Grand Marnier
3/4 oz Yamazaki Single Malt 12-Year Old Whisky
1/8 oz Ramazzotti Amaro
3 dashes Angostura Bitters
1 dash Fee Brothers Grapefruit Bitter

Makers 46 on the rocks

>Can't make a Cosmopolitan

You're not a bartender then.

Troll thread.

2 shots of Knob Creek Single Barrel with a Bud Light.

Also, how do I get a job as a bartender?

Seems like a cool job while I'm in college. Haven't even been able to score an interview yet even at places like Chili's

triple vodka redbull

Russian Standart and wash it down with Coke or an Energy drink.

Milk

Gin and tonic

Baileys and milk

Jack or Knobs creek, usually straight.

Russian Quaalude Shot

Caipiroska

Johnny Walker Black, straight up

Cpt Morgan with ice

Mostly a good craft beer if they are on draft, one I've never tried, or a local staple.

Crown and Coke

Moscow Mule

I don't like/go to bars. I like brandy. straight. no ice.

judge me.

I like fireball mixed with Apple cider

whatever gets me drunk

>this

Gin rickey

Vodka tonic

Ain't nothin a shot of the captain can't cure.

Admiral Nelson's and Canada Dry, with a splash of ReaLime

with a side of cock?

Any kind of sour drink, like whiskey sour or gin sour

Tom Collins

Gin, non-carbonated water with ice cubes, squeeze of lemon juice.

Pic unrelated.

Tito's vodka and Topo Chico

i like baileys irish cream, either in coffee or straight

DD. good job buddy, you're saving me a lawsuit.
You have a sizable ammount of debt
You watch baseball
Not a beer man myself
You went to college for something and dropped out
Cosmopolitans are for fags. I can make them, had to for the course, but i don't work at a gay bar

Kamikaze on the Rocks

Either a White Russian or a Black Cow

Bacardi razz with 7-up

beer

Van Winkle... Lots B... Neat...

Holy fuck i actually did drop out of college