Bartender of 8 years here.
Tell me your drink, and I'll tell you something about you.
Bartender of 8 years here
rum and coke
Long Island Iced tea...
bud bottle and a pickle back
Old fashioned, no garnish.
Rusty nail
Copper camel
Screwdriver
johnnie black on the rocks
Grenadine and 7-up
Bregje
Pretty basic. Wants to get drunk, not big on the taste of liquor. I assume you're between 19-25
screwdriver
manhattan
Bourbon, something like Bulleit or Maker's Mark usually.
Sometimes I do an irish whiskey like Connemara as well, or maybe Green Dot.
Otherwise, beer (stout is the business)
Russian mule
Can you make me a Cosmopolitan?
Pinot noir.
spot on
Any local beer and a shot of Wild Turkey.
Shot of sobieski, leave the bottle, also I'm not at a bar
Negroni
Beer, draft beer i prefer
Double Jamesons, rocks.
Madman or college kid
Trend hopping fag who doesn't want to taste his drink
Depends how old you are. Classy if above 30, otherwise i would think you're trying to fit in
Mixed signals here bud
Solid man who probably is only going to drink one and leave
I enjoy IPA
just had a negroni . . . lol
Straight triple distilled vodka
Whisky, straight.
i've been there, too, Sup Forumsrother
White russian
Horses neck,
Lynchburg lemonade or
Southern comfort + gingerale
...
coors light
Dimple Pinch, neat
Lots of vodka dry with water. Tell me something.
earl grey or some heavily oxidized oolong
Water, or maybe even some milk, with or without chocolate.
white russian
Oh shi- well.... I'm not in college....
Knob Creek on the rocks
coca cola
Glenmorangie straight.
Highball.
Baileys, Vodka and Kahlua with cream on the rocks
Whiskey sour
Vodka + tonic.
FACEHUGGER
Maker's on the rocks
Captain Jack
Calypso
Jack Daniels Single Barrel & Coke
Disaronno Sour
Angry orchard if it's basic shit.
Pina Colada if this place has anything. Thou I'd still switch to Disaronno Sour after a couple of PC's.
OP went to get ice.
Hello bar man i have a question. I stock these beers and hate them. Is my taste bad?
Denoggonizer from drakes brewing
And racer 5
mind eraser
Blood of a dead nigger
A nice long island. What am I op?
Martini
Triple Jameson, no ice
I'm going to assume older, probabaly got married young and regrets it
The smart guy who thinks ahead. Young guy, probably goes to parties.
Either prude or a wannabe
No.
An experimenter. I'm guessing you probably drink in smaller groups of buddies. It's green spot, and it's fucking great.
Working guy. A bit older, maybe married. Probably likes to watch sports
Me
College bro. You were probably deciding if you should mix redbull in it
You don't get out too much, but you have a dog
I'm assuming you have a dead end job and you're dissatisfied with life
Whiskey neat. Single malts preferred, but a good blended whiskey will do.
Just cherry syrup
Double shot of crown royal, 2 ice cubes
Southern Comfort and Lemonade
Kahlua and milk
Golden Ticket
3/4 oz Lagavulin Single Malt Scotch 16 Year
1 oz Grand Marnier
3/4 oz Yamazaki Single Malt 12-Year Old Whisky
1/8 oz Ramazzotti Amaro
3 dashes Angostura Bitters
1 dash Fee Brothers Grapefruit Bitter
Makers 46 on the rocks
>Can't make a Cosmopolitan
You're not a bartender then.
Troll thread.
2 shots of Knob Creek Single Barrel with a Bud Light.
Also, how do I get a job as a bartender?
Seems like a cool job while I'm in college. Haven't even been able to score an interview yet even at places like Chili's
triple vodka redbull
Russian Standart and wash it down with Coke or an Energy drink.
Milk
Gin and tonic
Baileys and milk
Jack or Knobs creek, usually straight.
Russian Quaalude Shot
Caipiroska
Johnny Walker Black, straight up
Cpt Morgan with ice
Mostly a good craft beer if they are on draft, one I've never tried, or a local staple.
Crown and Coke
Moscow Mule
I don't like/go to bars. I like brandy. straight. no ice.
judge me.
I like fireball mixed with Apple cider
whatever gets me drunk
>this
Gin rickey
Vodka tonic
Ain't nothin a shot of the captain can't cure.
Admiral Nelson's and Canada Dry, with a splash of ReaLime
with a side of cock?
Any kind of sour drink, like whiskey sour or gin sour
Tom Collins
Gin, non-carbonated water with ice cubes, squeeze of lemon juice.
Pic unrelated.
Tito's vodka and Topo Chico
i like baileys irish cream, either in coffee or straight
DD. good job buddy, you're saving me a lawsuit.
You have a sizable ammount of debt
You watch baseball
Not a beer man myself
You went to college for something and dropped out
Cosmopolitans are for fags. I can make them, had to for the course, but i don't work at a gay bar
Kamikaze on the Rocks
Either a White Russian or a Black Cow
Bacardi razz with 7-up
beer
Van Winkle... Lots B... Neat...
Holy fuck i actually did drop out of college