Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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PvP events in PvE games are the best, you get to find out who's shit at the game by who complains first

Still here


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Im joking. Its ok.
Thats sweet but I would make it weird.
I want warmth.

don't forget the scene where the 17-year-old makes out with a grandma
and Tommy fucks a dress.
also yeah, the sex scenes. especially where you can tell they only filmed it once, and just cut it together a different way for the second one.
and how he would be inserting it into the woman's navel to be so high up on her torso.
who said I was a lesbian?

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Claim

cheater

Claim

Rea are you around?

That show was pretty decent

I do remember a very random dancing scene somewhere in it though...

claimed

>cuddling
>weird
how though

(Sono)
Sono, are you a Bialetti sales representative?
>Geti a Bialetti~

(Alice)
>Denny, don't you have something else to do?
>I just like to watch you guys...

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Claimed -_-

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you'll get that too
want me to hold your hand?

Well I hope you're having fun with what you're doing!
Also thanks for linking those songs again they're so good
Hello Houki

カラミチーマス

Is that not what you consider a good time?
Oh, I guess I didn't change it from before ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Thanks mate

Oh yeah, that was Sakakibara having a day dream.

You know it. That shit broke my young mind.
>10 years old
>peanut butter and jam pizza
>why
Sonetimes you can just superhear, let cool and wipe off. Sanitised as well. Who needs to scrub.
Watch the Killer Tomatoes. Best worst shit you will ever see.
>that fucking of her bellybutton
Tommy, that doesnt go there.

Mine niggers

-squeaks and peaks out from behind the chair-

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Id probably be really uncuddly and if I did id probably touch something wrong.
That would be nice too.

Kinda contrasts with everyone dying, but it's whatever

I haven't watched a horror show in a while, might have to find one

Wait, peanut butter and jam pizza?

it's a "good" time, just not a good time.
well
it's also a good time, but not in the way the movie intended, I think.
I have, hon. just don't have them locally.
>touch something wrong
that's not a thing during cuddling.

These are terrible waifus.

It messed with mine too, then that piece of shit Mario Bros. movie came along. And after that, Street Fighter, which killed Raul Julia (along with his career). After those two I never trusted vidya movies ever again.

>mfw after seeing Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within

At least I got a free hot dog and popcorn out of it.

Hey Saber. Doing well?

do u need groping sonny xd

Watch yourself -_-

you're my boyfriend -_-

Ai needs to watch himself

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kitty relocation successful?

Return of the Killer Tomatoes. Give it a look if you dont value your sanity.
Way to be less normie :^)
>Raul Julia
No. He fucking made that movie great. Its the best arrogant Bison you will ever see. He ate up the scenery. He was a gigantic ham. He was excellent.

>These are terrible waifus
>Posts Umaru

Nice bait

I feel like I would.

v.v -nods-

welcome back miss bottlecap

Yeah, I thought it was kinda interesting/funny that he was day dreaming about that and then back to the darkness and horrible reality that was Class 3. I need to find another (lol) horror anime to watch soon. I love it, spooky stuff is great.

Yeah but I'm catching a cold for the 3rd time this year

you're not wrong.
I do my best.
nah.

I'm not -_-

You should be friends with him, you already have something in common -_-

Look at all these shit waifus!

kiss it too? or just hold it?

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will be missed :(

Are you sure?
Just hold is fine.

You love me and I love you, we have that in common -_-

please don't compare me to alien fucker

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>otaku neet
>master of hiding power-level
what more do you need in a waifu?

nice trips

I don't -_-

Stop insulting people -_-

>lol look at me I'm lazy and annoying
>#relatable

Cancer

pretty sure, yeah.

I don't think I have too much sanity left to lose
I mean, peanut butter and jam on pizza crust does sound pretty neat

Actually, even better, Peanut butter and Marshmallow

Horror anime tends to be pretty good, it establishes a creepy tone rather than
>OMG there's a killer, and he's going to jumpscare you

Finally you're here lets kill someone

otaku waifus are the WORST

:(
I wasn't trying but ty

how is your day? fun pranks?

-shows kitty-

Even your thing?

-_-

-hugs tight and squeaks at you. Can always be found on twitch as Sonata_Blue

aah so cute ^^

Get on discord :(

Yeah, thats the problem with movies, they rely too much on jumpscares and not enough on actual good story. I wanna check out Occultic;Nine

-is only about two handfuls big- ;.;

>i only watched the first episode but i can still judge the entire show starter pack

Ok -_-

He was as hammy as it got, but the rest of that movie, goddamn. It wasn't enough for me.

Also, more live action Street Fighter (Jackie Chan):

youtube.com/watch?v=cvkvPmHRI7E

I preferred Raul Julia in the Addams Family movies, but personal opinions.

No escape for you lately it seems. We're gearing up for another round of nasty storms tonight, but it'll at least dial back the allergies a bit.

then what should I kiss?

so smol too o-o
can I see the rest of the bunch?

Sorry, I forgot about all the character development that doesn't take place

Hi Alice

How did you ever manage to tame such a tumultuous beast of the night?

-will show more when finds a convenient way to transfer them to pc-

-Came to me. Is kitty magnet-

Pic sorry.
My cheek.

I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel

ok I can't wait :)
you could always email them to your own email

Cute
Aw she wants tum rubs~
>can't live stream with shit russian internet

Im fairly normie, compared to most others in thread. I wont lie, Im far from a true normie.
Ghost Hunt is pretty good.
Then watch it and thank me later.
Raul Julia is good in everything.

I will pinch it first

-has just regular chat in twitch too, doesn't stream anything. Send message sometime-

It seems interesting
It's written by the same person that wrote Steins;Gate so it'll probably be pretty good

I'm pretty sure I'll curse your name, but If i can find it, i'll watch it

record player's off-limits, no.

Thats ok I think.

Yeah, other than that I haven't dug around much. Will check it out, thanks ^^

Does she cut you and shit?
>kiss

By accident I mean.

it is and I will lick it too

Yeah I'm unlucky and it's allergy season

^///^

-is in her new home now, but did have an adorable little attitude-

add me on steam

Beezleboss

oh
that's... fine? no worries.

How much?

How long have you been growing for? Anything more than a week, dont bother. I have the same type of facial hair, it wont fill out more than that.

See it would be weird. I have the worst luck something like that would happen.

Dude I shaved Wednesday night lol

Oh that's the one you gave away? That sucks. Are her new caretakers people you know?