Listen Up boys ITT we're crusading...roll for what you are.
Singles: Helpless Peasant
Doubles: Crusader for the holy land
Trips: Knight Templar
Quads: Secret Saracen Sympathizer
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Listen Up boys ITT we're crusading...roll for what you are.
Singles: Helpless Peasant
Doubles: Crusader for the holy land
Trips: Knight Templar
Quads: Secret Saracen Sympathizer
Go
Woe to all, for our dwelling place is distant, and we wander through the domiciles of chaos.
deus vult infidel
Prepare thyself.....heathens
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Rolling for peasant! Just chilling in the village for me.
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rollan
DEUS VULT
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I make the potat
get rektt
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So far we're all helpless peasants
give me something exciting to do
We will take Jerusalem!
rollo
Prepare to die, Jewish infidel!
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Mkay
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>tfw only crusader in this thread
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Peasants are rampant
infidel
crusadin
Peasants everywhere!!!!
watch and learn plebs
Rollz
rollll
DEUS VULT
Roll me
For the Holy Land!!!!
Rollin
DEUS
VULT
ROLL BITCH
FOR THE EMPRAH!!!
Hail Savior will you defend us me'lord
ALL HEATHENS WILL PERISH, PEASANT
THERE IS NO QUESTION
DEUS VULT
D E U S V U L T
Desu Vult Brothers! Even us hapless peasantry shall rise to the crusade! At dawn we charge into the heart of the enemy like one thousand horses and one thousand men to take the holy land!
DEUS VULT
Deus vult
Peasant roll
I have won
Lead us forward to battle!
Dues vult with me brother!
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What the fuck did you just say about me, you little heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Order, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Saracens, and I have over CCC confirmed kills.
I am trained in religious warfare, and I'm the top knight in the Pope's army. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will wipe you the fuck out with religious fury the likes of which has never been seen before in this Holy Land, mark my fucking deus vult.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over carrier pigeons? Think again, infidel. As we speak I am contacting my secret Order of crusaders across the Holy Land and Jerusalem is being conquered right now so you better prepare for the saving of Jerusalem, heretic. The saving that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your faith. You're fucking dead, squire. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over DCC ways, and that's just with my sword sheathed.
Not only am I extensively trained in religious combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Christian army, and I will use it to its fullest extent to wipe your miserable asinus off the face of the Eastern Mediterranean, you little stercore. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" religion was about to bring down on you, maybe you would have converted to Christianity.
But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn heathen. I will enact holy fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You're fucking dead, heretic.
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None shall find us wanting. To battle!
Red Pepper here!
I am ready to retake the Holy Land from the Muslim green peppers!
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Kebabs must go
fucking trips what sorcery is this
deus vult
Deus Vult!
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Röłl
Rolling
North Korea
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Can I kill some Muslims with you dudes?
y u h
FOR THE EMPEROR!
Prepare thine ass
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An* Eight Crusade
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When i grow up i want to slaughter families in the name of the holy land
DEUS VULT
Deus Vult
No xenos shall stand before my psychic might
Send help please, am poor peasant surrounded by Saracen.
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Deus Vult!
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Let's get crusading, lads
Kek Vult, Ave Pepe
God wills it.
Deus Vult
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Rollin rollin rollin
Onward!
Deus vult
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PEPE VULT
I'm a Muslim
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Taste my steel!
Peasant here.
Death to the Saracen!
Dues Vult, in the name of God I will reclaim the holy lands of heathens