Matched on Tinder

Matched on Tinder.

Give me a play by play and I'll post screens.

First, correct her grammar.

*your

" whens the last time you ate a mans ass? "

+1

Ask her if she speaks english. You need to first establish a common tongue with the negress.

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"Send nudes"

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>"plz sit on my face"

Nice, op! Very thicc and has a beautiful face. Mm. Would let her sit on my face. Tell her that:

"Yummy! You are Very thicc and have a beautiful face. Mm. Would let you sit on my face."

"Ey gurl, gimme that black pussy"

OP just post something

judging by hrt straightened hair and her hand on hip w/ raised eyebrow expression she is judging herself in the mirror/picture meaning she has low self esteem.
she is try to fit in but also knows she needs to be better.
drop subtle hints that u know she's not good enough too.
this will lead to her trying to prove herself that she is good enough and ultimately if you're lucky means sleeping with u. and then u post screens to b.

ask her how her day was. ladies love a guy that can convincingly act like they're interested in her mind.

White Knight detected.

Ask her why she can't wear clothes in her profile picture if she works at a clothing store

Tell her you "want to beat that pussy like a Master beats a washer girl for not getting all the blood out the first time"

Nice cold read that's probably totally innaccurate.

Not a while knight - I'm a red cunt, asshat. ask me to "tits or gtfo", motherfucker. I dare you.

I dun goofed. I'm a sucker for a ginger. So, time stamped tits or get the fuck out. You know the rules.

Red Cunt to Red Leader, reporting in

Red fox to red leader, reporting in

Red Dot to Red Fox, reporting in

Big red reporting in

1. Completely ignore these racist fucks.
2. Be confident, but not too confident.

Red planet check in

Fuck

Red planet reporting drunk

she could actually be decent looking if she wasnt such a fatty

I know the rules.

this

kek

Show nips user

kys

user show puss.

nice hair

Why did you tits just to abandon thread?

kekle

Show me them purple lips

>matched a nog

Ask if it's going to bother her that you have a wooden leg and a hook for a hand.

What the fuck no nipples? Cop out. We've got a puss ass bitch over here

Fatty detected. Look at those hambeast arms.

Full body pic now.

Still here.

Puss user. Carpets match the drapes, hopefully.

full body and face faggot

Purple whale, purple whale (guitar solo)

Surprise, surprise user. Would love pussy or body pics if you'd like. You already impressed me by proving me wrong lol

You've seen mine. Show your arms and prove you're not more of a hamplanet than I am.

Post butt

Just a skinny Asian here, landwhale

How did I post a tinder suggestion and get tits? This is why I love allowing threads to evolve.

If I post arm can we see more?

Timestamp, motherfucker.

checkmate

Because your faggot ass never posted results

faggot

Timestamp tits. You know the rules.

You see what I did there? Tits are more interesting than not getting a reply from a sleeping Whore.

This lmao
OP, if you didn't abandon thread then you're kind of a fucking moron for not replying to all the answers you got

Post ass

Trips wills it

yea true liar said hairw as red

Bong session, fellow 4fag. Captain notsofaggot reporting for duty.

No, fat tits are boring and lame.

We wanted results.

Now deliver.

Hold on. Gotta do something

Not possible of I received no answer. I guess fat sluts sleep too.

Holding my cock. Don't let my boner down.

Oh man, for how long? My boner already died and it's about to hit 5 am on Sunday I gotta start sleeping to wake up in 3 hours

Fuck this, I'm gonna go take a shit

ha. nice one

kys

check um and more tits

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Trolololol

Kik name?

ew, purple hair and fat.

Did you take a shave / panties change break...?

Dear user,
Please let me see pussy before I sleep
Sincerely,
user

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Pee for Sup Forums?

Nice ass now show puss

Moar pls

If you're up for it you can drop your area code and I'll come by and fuck you.

Kik? I'll play nice. You responded to all my posts so kindly i wanna repay you.

Gotta show feet for the footfags don't play favorites

that the best spread u got? damn good try tho

what, with shitty pics of your shitty dick - no thanks ...

pretty fucking decent

put your phone a little bit away when you take the next ones

holy shit actually hot af

I thought anons as based as you were a myth

Fuckable and abusive.

This is gonna be a great nut.

Hey I didn't call your tits shitty or your pussy. I was just genuinely grateful, like damn

Im already in love

dude, if you're trying to fit in you gotta when to use buzzwords like based, fucking retard

could also apply to Sup Forums or the Internet in general.

Jkek, but for real
You'd rather post pics of your body on Sup Forums than talk on kik? It's honestly nmfuckinp, but I was just trying to throw you a bone since you got up my bone ya feel?

Ive got this for the night. I dont need a visitor or kik

You mean for life, fattie?

Not even if I'm bigger than that?

If you aren't down at least post some more pics.

what size is this? also, post your feet/pussy you dirty fucking slut

Tried again, just for you