How often do you get laid Sup Forums? I broke my 2.5 year dry spell yesterday

How often do you get laid Sup Forums? I broke my 2.5 year dry spell yesterday.
>3 sex 1 bj
>21
>18 when I lost virginity

never i'm a kissless virgin

Are you interested in women? Can you share more?

Probably about twice a month. No gf.

i am, and what else do you wanna know?

long term relationship. I'd say I get Sex 4 times and BJ twice a week. Got a bit more since we moved in together a couple months ago.

Twice a week at least. Blowjob or handjob slmost every morning

[spoiler]never[/spoiler]

29 and a kissless virgin

ready to become a lizard?

Yes

A lizard.

Oh shit, is that what happens?

Was hopping I'd become a wizard.

I'im 19, and still virgin :'(
I just can't flirt with girls, i don't know what to do with them and its pissing me off

Roll

im married with 2 kids.
so.... never

>3 sex

Same hahhaa

Alpha life is the great ;)

w i n n

I go without for months, then get a good cum dumpster to cheat on her bf or husband with me. Then back to celibacy.

It's actually natural for most men to go without. Females fuck up on the attractiveness/economic/social ladder, not down.

i quit fucking the girl im with a couple months ago. Soon she'll leave or cheat. then my dick will return back to life

I can only have sex with a biological female (born with a vagina) with whom I first have to develop a long-lasting romantic relationship which is based on mutal respect, acceptance of personality flaws and trust.
So far I only had one gf. I lost my v-card to her when I was 19. We broke up in 2011 so I haven't had sex since. I don't even hope I'd get laid/have a gf ever again.

>22
>virgin
lol i don't even try anymore

About 1-2 a week with a blowjob to fill the gap.

Get a girlfriend faggot.

>be me
>married
>very cute wife
>blowjobs whenever I want
>sex twice a week on average
>still fap