Ask a sociopathic Satanist and devil worshipper anything.
> NO fucking christians or atheist trolls allowed
This is the face of a tortured soul after years of christian brainwashing.
I have now awoken from the false reality instilled by the Christian bible and found the truth in Satanism
Do you have any pets?
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put some sage in the options, would ya everyone?
Why do I not respect you because you look like a fat piece of shit loser?
Paper or Plastic?
would you like an apple pie with that?
>NO fucking christians
Technically if you're a satanist you are a christian.
(on top of being a cringey edgelord)
The only pet i have is my servitude to the Dark Lord himself
Satanists are retarded. Sure satanism accepts everyone but have you stopped to think why? Satan is not the king of hell, he will be damned to burn in hell for all eternity. Thats why he'll accept everyone, he just wants to drag as many people as he can with him
Why haven't you accepted Jesus Christ into your heart?
Because he is a fat piece of shit loser who has noserings.
Hows 5th grade going
no, user, that's what he asks
why don't you go to the fucking gym?
commence the pasta regalia
Have you sacrificed any babies,
Or what's the most memorable thing you've sacrificed?
Do you like skimmed milk?
how long does it take to put your eye mascara on in the morning satanist user?
Do you eat your own poop?
This, also don't forget to sage
Post a pic of your girlfriend?
>>/d/
Linus
bump
How can i get satanistic?
suck the devils cock
Ha ha ha. Thats so funny. I mean it for real
I did too
suck the devils cock
Why does Primus suck?
So kik or snap me and tell me how
Sharpie in pooper with timestamp.
Is fluoride turning frogs gay?
I just told you
Sorry you got turned off from Christianity my some religious hypocrites. Pray and seek the truth. Blessings to you son.
I told you
I told you too.
I told You, faggot.
Sorry you don't yet see the truth:
"A voice of one calling in the wilderness,
‘Prepare the way for the Lord, make straight paths for him."
Seek the light, and you will escape the treacherous depths.
This
why did this get me?
Kitty is praying for you.
Regular penis or feminine penis?
Whats stopping you from killing yourself?
U arent true Satanist, u are some sad, lonely, fat piece of shit, that had to go to church cuz his parents say to.
So, what happened to you that you blame God for? That's usually what happens. Something bad happens and we think life isn't fair and it's all God's fault. Life happens... Don't blame God for it.
How do you feel getting a good ol sage?
what kinda satan?
>Don't blame God for it
> sociopath
OP, we all thought we were sociopaths when we were 13 and wanted to be special. I'm happy that you're finally going through puberty now that you're 36. You'll grow out of this phase some day, I believe in you.
Typical SadEx fan. I thought you guys had all died out?
How does it feel to know that Satan will be ass fucking you for the rest of eternity when you die?
>Wasting your Oz Metal rations on Sadistik Exekution
This. Luciferian Satanism is just an inverse of Christianity. If you're going to believe in the devil, then you're probably believing in god, too.
jesus loves you still. john 3:14-16.
savage
Does satanism make you that fuckign ugly? super honest
>dat shirt
>dem sandstone buildings in the background
So I'm assuming some part of coastal NSW. Where are you?
holy christ you can actually see the dandruff
30167 Rustled Street
Apply at Hot Topic bro it may heal your tortured soul.
No Hot Topic in Australia, faggot.
I can see you giving underwater tours in Melbourne or something. What's more dangerous than swimming with water devils or Great White Sharkanists
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I'm thinking either Sydney or Newcastle, myself. Possibly Woolongong, but probably not.
The devils of the water
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Ay skrillex where's your glasses
considering the devil was created by god, how can you call christianity a false reality? its the reality you have based your beleifs on.
fucking retard.
you can see the dandruff in this one too
Have you been to the Vault lately?
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so you have chosen another aspect of the same fairytale and think you have finally found the truth? Just go see a fucking therapist and try to live a normal life.
Hi Greg!
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Definitely not a real satanist. I've been a satanist for a long time and no where in the satanic bible does it sat to worship the devil. Its about worshipping yourself.
>There is only one kind of Satanism and it's the exact one I subscribe to.
Fuck you're just as boring as OP is. You faggots are just like Christians and Muslims.
How's 8th grade
What year did you drop out of high school? Do you enjoy working at hot topic?
No I don't worship anything except myself. And I take pride in my friends and those who are dear to me. I don't sacrifice animals, I don't believe in any higher power. What he's saying isn't satanism by definition.
No, what he's saying just isn't LaVeyan Satanism, that's all. Don't get me wrong, he's still a faggot; but so are you.
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I'll give you that, you're right. But on a scale I'd have to wager a levayen is a better individual then most.
Isn't it mostly a bunch of self-aborbed shit thought? Also:
>I'd have to wager a laveyan is a better individual then most
>I am better than you because of my beliefs
See what I mean? Exactly like Christians and Muslims.
I mean if that is how you want to think. Go ahead, be wrong and inferior.
Kind of just proving my point at this stage.
do you like pineapple as a pizza topping?
2000 years ago a person could do magic
Then he died, came back to life, and flew away into the sky and became invisible
Hes still up there, watching you OP
If you don't do what I say and give money, he'll send you to a TORTURE DIMENSION where u can never die and burn alive forever
You realise when young children stare at you they are thinking. Boy I sure hope I don't become a fat edge Lord looser faggot like that weapons grade autist over there.
Can you see your hairline from under your cro magnon brow
Is pic OP?
Have you heard the band Necrophagist... if no, why the fuck not you fag
just because you have the mind of a child doesn't mean other children think like you lol
If anything they are thinking "Why does that person look different from other people"
OP. Satanist here.
Stop making us look like idiots. You are not living a Satanic life if you wake up every day angry at God. That just makes you a Christian with a disagreement with God.
Now fuck off.
faggot
goddamn you're a huge faggot
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Is your first name Nick? Did you ever live in CT?
What makes you different from other satanists?
Where is the line drawn in reference to the beliefs that you are your own god, and satan is the best?