Character goes to bed

>character goes to bed
>doesn't struggle all night with an itchy anus

...

ARE YOU OK?

>don't reply to post
>go to bed
>wake up
>mom didn't die in her sleep last night

Enjoy your worms.

>character takes a piss
>urine stream is yellow and liquid instead of red and chunky

>>mom didn't die in her sleep last night
Sorry he couldn't make it on time. But he will return.

your mother

>Character goes to the bathroom after sex
>They never bring up the horrible burning sensation they feel when taking a piss

>given drugs to sleep
>cats keep trying to take pants off
>wake up in shorts in the living room

>character brushes his teeth
>His spit isn't full of blood

>character wakes up
>face, hair, and pillow aren't covered in a putrid mix of drool, sweat, and grease

>character's mom goes to bed
>struggles all night cos she didn't have sex in 2 months

>character takes a shit
>doesn't sit on the toilet moaning for 2 hours

>character takes a shit
>pulls up their pants without wiping

at least 80% of my shits I don't have to wipe for.
sounds like there is something wrong with you

>character takes a shit
>doesn't have to spend 15 minutes wiping his ass over and over trying to get his ass clean only to have the paper continually come up looking like he rubbed it across a brown marker

>wiping
>ever
Get out normie

>character gets out of shower
>character puts on deodorant

I'm sure you still wipe though.

Get out of here Mitch, thats so fucking disgusting

WASH YOUR ASS

>Character lays down in bed to go to sleep
>Doesn't let out all the day's worth of built up farts in one big, long, constant stream enough to lift up the covers about a foot

no I can usually discern a clean shit from one that leaves a trail

How would you know unless you tried wiping? Something's not adding up and it probably means you walk around smelling like poopy all day

For what purpose?

>character goes to pee
>he pees all he can
>he feels some more pee in his bladder
>can't pee it all out
>feels uncomfortable all day

Any kino that makes you feel lime this?

to not smell dumbass

yes, you DO smell after taking a shit

I'VE BEEN SHITTING MY ENTIRE LIFE I KNOW THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE.

Why the fuck should I care? If the smell bothers normies so much they can wipe it for me. I have better things to do with my time.

>Character goes to take a shit
>Doesn't have to flush multiple times, or pull out a plunger because it just won't fucking go down

>it's a fly in the room episode

>character is a woman
>doesn't complain about her period for a couple of days over the course of the month long plot

I bet you smell like shit.

nope

>it's a Sup Forums posts interracial porn episode

>character has sex

>It's a house gets infested with flies and gnats and other shit episode

>the season where the apartment is spotless, but they still can't get rid of the fucking fruit lies
That season was the worst.

>it's an ant infestation in the restroom episode
>has to take off pants when going to take a shit so the ants don't crawl on them

...

>character brushes teeth
>keeps mouth completely closed
>doesn't look at teeth while brushing
>doesn't spit blood
>doesn't get toothpaste all over his face

now imagine a character that does everything above this post. describe him/her

Does anyone love just taking a good whiff of their own shit-stained underwear, I don't know why but it turns me on.

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>its an user reveals he has several pairs of DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS episode

Easy. It's (you)

>vietnam war episode
>it aint me starts playing

>man and woman meeting for the first time
>they hit it off as it turns out the woman wasn't a cockteasing tease teaser

>man finishes inside woman
>woman doesn't awkwardly to the bathroom to wipe the excess come from her snatch and pee