Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.
Thy digits decideth thy rank.
Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = Royalty
Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester
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deus vult
bow to your king faggots
dont mind me, I'm just passing through.
You've always been a funny man, cap'n.
Find any jews yet?
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Applying for knight rank pls, recruiting officer said I'd make a great knight.
no you would not make a good knight.
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Death to the heathens!
Deus roll
If anyone dies with a clean sword I'll rape his fuckin corpse.
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DEUS VULT!
Rolling for the vult
Desu vultu
deus vult
rollll
Rollin
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Deus vult
Constantinople will be ours!
DEUS VULT!
Hang em' boys
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peasants.
It's time to get the Saracens out of our holy land
i am but i simple farmer pls no harm
DEATH TO ISLAM!
cock
DEUS VULT
saracen filth
mudslum filth
deus vult
show me my destiny
DEATH TO CHRISTIANITY ISLAM WILL CONQUER ALL, ALLAHU AKBAR
Rolling for jester
Long live the king.
Rolleth
Deus Vult!
For Allah
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Captain!!! I shall offer my digits to you
ROLLING FOR DEUS VULT
Death by rape
Death by impalement
shit ya beat me to it
Deus Vult
Deus Vult!
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DEUS VULT!
NON NOBIS DOMINE!
DEUS VULT
Thats the spirit brother, may your sword stay sharp and your mind sharper then one day you may become a Captain yourself!
Deus Vult
praise the lord
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT
Deus Vult!!!
Hassassin!!
Bomb Mecca allah ackbar
We have the best Captains, don't we folks?
FUCK OFF, SARACENS.
>our king
william the clone?
indeed
deus vult
Here I come Mohammed.
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Deus vult!
I want to slaughter enemies, give me enemies
What about quints OP?
Has our king forsaken us...?
quints is deus himself
Hold fast soldier! we have plenty of captains to win this war yet!
So if you conquer in the name of god then it is suddenly the right thing to do? Who is to decide that?
DEUS VULT
That is no way for a captain of his lord's army to speak friend.
god wills it
Hue
Watching every Bee movie meme at once
Rolling
Deus Vult!
DEUS VULT
faggot
That'll be, 'Your Majesty'.
ez win fuck islam
Ave
Deus vult.
deus vult infedel also quints should be the pope
Praise it.
Deus Vult
Protestants can go to hell.
end the infidels
No, only sexts can into pope.
we will take the holy land
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Deus Vult!
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ok then quints are the holy roman emperor
BREXIT!
MAGA!
crusaders removed kebab before it was cool