Whats a life lesson you learned the hard way?

Whats a life lesson you learned the hard way?

Some people just dont want to be saved

Non-sequiturs impress no one.

Never put more than 3 pool balls in your anus at a time.

Never fully trust anyone. Your best friends can betray you. The girl who you thought loved you and trusted more than anyone on the planet might be fucking your best friend. Your brother might be stealing from you.

It's fucking awful and kills your soul, but you have to be suspicious of everyone all the time.

Thanks, I'll remember that

I go 2 and one of those little chalk cubes max, myself. Whenever I fart, it shoots little blue clouds.

This.

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Always wipe ass immediately after pooping, do not wait hours later.

>everyone is responsible for their own happiness
>only dogs are loyal
>emotions are ficcle
>there are idiots in every walk of life, there is no point arguing with them for they will remain idiots
>double dropping is like dancing with death
>you're likely going to be working until you're too old to enjoy your free time

Religion is a waste of precious time. Live our life and try to be grateful for what you have.

Don't piss into the wind

Don't hit on famous people because you're a scrub

Trust no one.

I learned that from trusting people.

Sup Forums is a great place :D

If she says she doesn't want to do anal because she has the shits, believe her.

life isn't meant to be difficult.

du kannst dich nur auf dich selbst verlassen

that's why hookers are awesome. Have as much crazy sex as you can while you're young. Yeah, you'll have time for that kind of shit when you're retired, but you'll be an old fuck who just wants to sleep and couldn't get it up anyway.

Which brings me to my contribution to this thread: hookers are awesome. Use them.

That's sad don't you have a family?

Don't worry. Ever. Seriously. Not worth your time. Worst comes to worst, you die. Big woop.

Don't work for your money.
Make it work for you.

a 500 bottle of wine can only pair so well with a 5$ happy meal

Time makes fools of us all

Story

Life is unfair, that is just how it is.

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there is a physical afterlife

>Just ask her out she likes you more than you think
>Stop being such an autist and calm down

If I had been taught these two things, or really if my parents had taught me ANYTHING of worth, maybe I wouldn't have lost my shot at the only girl I ever loved

I do. And my brother's in prison for embezzling half a million dollars from our company and my mother and I barely have enough to get by, and my ex wife was fucking my best friend and took my house in the divorce.

ass to mouth! now!

no matter how funny the sticker is- cops don't like to have it one their cars.

You can get a proper education, do everything right, invest in developing your career, be good at what you do and STILL lose it all because of industry factors way above your control.

Sauce; former offshore oil professional...currently driving a beer truck, lucky to even have that job.

>Insert clean dick
>Pull out shitty dick
>The end

She was never yours. It was just your turn.

What happens when you don't?

When a girl says "I can't get pregnant" without seeing a doctor, she's either lying or incredibly stupid (and so are you).

>only dogs are loyal
Cats want a word.

"It's the Jews"

Itch

Don't touch exposed metal in a light socket

This. Although I don't see why you wouldn't straight away.

My experiences from not being thorough enough

Never trust druggies, not even if they're your friends.

Never cheat.
>fall in love with best friend scared to tell her for 2 years
>we kissed in a lowes parking lot at 5 in the morning, we were up all night
>when we kissed it was like nothing else mattered.
>there was no parking lot
>no shithole town
>nothing.
>just her and I in this void together
>we kissed until the sun came up and it only felt like a few minutes
>best sex I've ever had
>best person I've ever been with
>she's even stopped me from killing myself twice without knowing
>I pissed it away with one random hookup.
>slept on a mutual friends couch in his garage last night
>sitting in Walmart parking lot until I have to go to work.

If go to the one we kissed at but I honestly don't even feel like I deserve to be there.

Almost everyone in your life will leave you.

Who'd you hit on user? Greentext?

Don't round house kick your friend in the head with a metal plate in his head

Did it work?

You from Texas user?

don't date, don't fall in love, and never marry.

save your money and spend it on the things you love--whether that's video games, CDs and records, tiny friggin plastic foods from Japan, whatevs.

Hoard your treasure like a happy hamster.

Seek out gold and sit on it.

Even if you wipe immediately you still risk itch tho.

>Nasty white people detected

I ve never trusted anyone except my mom when I was a kid, but now I m playing like i put trust with my friends and gfs (yes i have 3 gfs atm, very hard to deal with all of them) I never let my wallet, pc, phone unsafe from me

Sisters are great when you're young, but when you're older you'll wish you had all brothers.

can relate

NORMIE GET OUT!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Doggo bread isn't always served when you need it.

fuck.

Explain? What's doggo bread?

Escorts are fantastic. When you're in your early 20s, you're stupid and think you're smooth enough to be able to score 10/10s on your own. You are not. The top 10% of women, physically, have their choice of any man on the planet, if you're just an average guy, you ain't getting one of them.

This is where escorts come in. This allows you, as an average guy, to "unlock" the 10/10. If you want to fuck super hot girls, and I mean have crazy, ridiculous porn sex with them, getting escorts is how you do it. I'm a complete no one, and you would be fucking amazed at some of the women I've had my dick in, on, or around.

Used to live in Louisiana...worked out of Texas a lot.
Currently living in NY. Glad to be out of the South.

Women want to fuck me.

>I'm so wet right now
"Yeah I hate in summer when you don't even move and you sweat, you gotta take like two showers a day..."

I'm stupid.

I've never learned anything the easy way.

You American? Is that legal in America? How does that work if they state they're not prostitutes?

>I can see that dick through those pants, I want that
"Fuck... Take them then, I hate these pants, people are always saying that. Trade you for those black jeans?"

What's wrong with the south tho? I'm from Texas and I've lived all over and I've found southerners are always friendlier. The only time I've ever experienced racism was in Santa Monica beach.

Tranny here, Houston was super friendly compared to LA. So many cute guys too oh my god

jeeez man.

Hard work and planning never guarantees success.

Escorts are prostitutes, it's just a classier name so they can avoid legal bullshit. Usually, they'll have their normal rate, and a lesser "companionship only" rate. If you're not paying the companionship rate, it means you're gonna fuck. As long as you don't explicitly state money for sex, it's legal since you're only explicitly paying for her time.

I mostly do it when I travel, though. Makes the logistics much simpler doing it in a country where it's legal and girls can openly advertise, state what services they offer, etc.

You pay the hardest prices for the smallest things. That's why think twice before you do or say something.

she isn't coming back

I'm from fort worth and I'm not handsome. Would I still get a genuine good time or would you force yourself on my penis cause it's your job?

/thread

But It does guarantee that you'll be a good goy

Former oilfield fag here.

>What's wrong with the south tho?
I'm not bagging on it...if it's your home and you like it that's cool. The things I like to do just aren't there. Outside of New Orleans Louisiana is a redneck swamp...and straight, flat roads made it a suck place to own a motorcycle.
No good SCUBA locations in Louisiana either.

What if when push comes to shove and she refuses to touch my penis cause I'm not very handsome, can I report her or am I out of luck?

newfag spotted

Don't trust women or niggers. They truly aren't people.

i learned that

> life is like a nigger here in old niggs

Never hit your girlfriend, never ever. My ex tortured me, betrayed me, lied to me, but all I remember about it is how awful I was to her. Years later it still kills me, guilt, pain and regret. It ruins you.

Something tells me you're never going to get laid.

>maybe you didn't hit her hard enough
idk sounds like she deserved it tbh

You're out of luck. Can't exactly go to the cops and tell them you paid a bitch for sex and she wouldn't fuck you.

Won't happen, though. Not if you're getting a well-reviewed girl or a girl from a reputable agency. I'm a fat guy and I've never had a girl refuse.

Never gonna get robbed either, so I'm cool with it.

What if she has a knife to your mothers throat? You're telling me you wouldn't kick her ass then?

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Don't mix Adderall caffeine and THC with alcohol. I'm stuck on the toilet and damn this hurts. All of those things are hard on your stomach.

Grow up kid, your Sesame Street is showing.

White trash/10

I get this, wife of 8 years and mother of my child just left and is fucking a different guy every day of the week. I haven't been able to get one single woman to give me the time of day.

people are cunts

You're cuck is showing new friend. But worse case scenario what would you do then? Allow your mother to get stabbed?

Christ, life really shitted on you user

Very true user. I have experienced this many times. The worst ones are when you do more than you are able to help someone only to find out they have leached everything from you, and still want more. It drains you and makes you wonder how someone could be like that. People don't think or care of others, only want and take. When they know you only have yourself to offer they destroy you anyway they can. I have an x wife that has been doing it for years and a gf doing it now. I have been at the top, and bottom. I know what is important and I think it is from my experiences. I truly feel you thoughts and am sorry. Maybe things will change for us. Wish a REAL friend would help me. Waiting is the name of this game....

See things are looking better for me already!!!!! 88DUB

Now 44DUB!!! Nice

Well, lost it.... Back to life