Family story time

family story time

>Be me
>family is fundamental baptist
>go to supermarket after church
>mom is riled up after sermon
>go to frozen pizza aisle
>show mom pizza that says “in crust we trust”
>momangry.png
>claims that this is sacrilegious and is the reason for america’s downfall
>me trying not to be a smug bastard
>mom cools down and we go to the bread aisle
>gay couple is kissing in the bread aisle
>mom is disgusted
>she asks to see manager
>shaking, she enters the manager’s office
>a few minutes later she leaves the manager’s office
>smugness level is too high
>she starts discussing “the horrible sin of this wicked world”
>the cashier looks puzzled and concerned
>mom begins to cry
>we check out our groceries and she goes to the bathroom to cry
>i apologize to manager, who is baffled by my mother
>five minutes pass, mom exits restroom, and we enter car
>she begins to drive angrily, flooring it when there is a car directly in front of her
>we get to a frontage road
>speed limit is 20 mph
>mom is going 60 mph
>i try to say something but she yells
>we turn into our neighborhood
>old pontiac grand am parked in the road
>she hits the mirror
>we finally stop
>she tells me to drive home and pick her up “when she’s ready”
>she hasn’t been ready for a long time

in crust we trust

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holy shit

crustastical

in crust we trust

>gays and blasphemy ruins the world!!1
>ruins the world by complaining and being an dangerous asshole with a car
why are religious people often the shittiest people?

kind of like:
>war starts in your country
>leave your wife and kids behind to leave to richer country to live on welfare money
>rape in said country and commit other crimes and be menace to society
>why they hate us???

I know it must be difficult to hate your own mother but you realise she's a cunt, right? Also, for some reason I imagined this story with a 1980's backdrop. I'm going to need clarification on the year.

today

Op tell your mom you won't endive her fantasies leave and become cool and bang hot girls forever

Why are atheists newfags?

that's why op was so smug, sometimes you just get into someone heads where you can point out and say the littlest things that piss them the fuck off

you can believe in nonsense but just keep it to yourself and don't be an idiot about it

Holy fuck. Well, y'know what, good for you kid for being nothing like her and having the creativity to come onto a shit hole of a website like this and tell your story. Even if a word of it wasn't true, it's better than anything else posted today. You're a good lad and sorry for calling your mother a cunt. At least you can see the funny side of things.

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some things are eternal
all

nigga you got C.A.P.P.E.D

in crust we trust

in trust we crust

strawpoll.me/12661290

??

And they say atheists are angry.

>cutting out the hippy rants on the military

go stock the freezer up with that shit, it's pretty good for a frozen pie