Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=cu2Dsnvk6M0
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algiers,_New_Orleans
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Tampa
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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>Claiming Taiga
Ayy!

Looks comfy AF

Just messaged you

Hope it goes well. He is a bit big, so I'm worried about my asshole

youtube.com/watch?v=cu2Dsnvk6M0

I love you all

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damage control anyone?

yeah same. If i really did care i'd just buy some masturbator or somethin

thats regne not me

how's everyone doing

How convenient

Also, saying something is true just because I reply to this post is complete bullshit. By that logic, you replying to this post means you admit to being an insecure manlet with no friends and a shitty job.

>Hex Maniac claim

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Wikipedia page for where I live:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algiers,_New_Orleans

Wikipedia for where you live:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Tampa

70% white. You said you're the only person even half white. I knew you were lying without all of this anyway bc you're in a thread claiming a cartoon as your fucking wife. Go back to violin lessons, Archibald

ya dun goofed

REMINDER THAT THE "SHITPOSTER" IS A METAFAG AND NEEDS TO STOP SLIDEPOSTING
SORRY FOR THIS META POST BUT THIS IS A WAIFU CLAIMING THREAD AND THIS FAGGOT ISN'T EVEN CLAIMING A WAIFU

I don't live in Tampa.
I said I live west of Tampa Bay.
I'm not gonna tell you where I live, I'm not fucking stupid.

I can't handle the autism in this post. look how he actually thinks what he's saying is important ahahah

qt

I'm going to cry...

All these Moe anime girls look the same

I cry

also I play bass guitar and some drums -_-

>70% white
>barely any crime

Fucking fraud lol you just got exposed as a liar just take your L and go drive your BMW to spend dad's credit card at the mall, Maximilian

>expecting intellegence from a Sup Forums shitposter

>expecting non-autism from a waifu claimer

LEL NICE SLIDEPOST FAG
>no weebs allowed
>in an anime thread
IF MENTAL GYMNASTICS WAS AN OLYMPIC SPORT, YOU'D GET A GOLD MEDAL.

racist

you have to understand he can only reply if there is something to hold on to damage control and move goalposts

how

Look how this drooling autist acts as if what's happening in a thread about claiming a cartoon as your wife is important. Also, all these cringey words you're using would literally be pussy repellant if uttered in front of a female, which obviously doesn't concern you but still

Just ignore him, he's physically incapable of making arguments. Just let the temper tantrum run its course

Wrong post my nigga

it is ok fran

>no you

welcome to neo4chan.org

LMAO
meant for u

im sorry

this thread is angry ;~; can we all get along?

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>mfw yalk can't ignore me for ONE thread

Come on guys, just one. No more replies to me, prove me that you're not clinically autistic

omfg wrong person again

im sorry it was for fran my dude

Oh boy..
I dont'care enough for that even

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fair enough

I'm willing to bet Beez-kun has been here shitposting for at least 2 hours now. Probably more.

>DaJuan "Energy" McDaniel claimed

>Wrong person
Now i just have an excuse to talk to you, hello.

ok moving on

i wont post taiga now because u claimed her first cunt

>mfw the shitposter calls me autistic/fat/virgin/weeaboo/sheltered/cringey/etc.

"For every post meant to defend a waifu claiming thread, there is an equal and opposite shit post"
~Isaac Einstein


Don't reply to me for the remainder of the thread. Prove that I'm wrong about the insults I fling at you. Don't even reply to this post

>implying getting attention=success

By that logic, you were right to ignore me. Now if only you could do the same for waifu threads in general

kek! Hi there! How are you?

>Isaac Einstein
wat

Nigger

How are you doing?
You played Magic right?

You calling me racist?

Well I blame the anime girls.

He is like 8 inches

Already failed. What is it? Does autism make resisting an internet argument impossible? Serious question lol

dude use my dick to loosen it up a bit

>Isaac Einstein

Yes, but I haven't played it in quite a while
Mainly because I'm angery about artifacts
I'm fine with having some but they've been so focused on them for so long that it just became unbearable
All I want is more Ravnica
Though I am interested to see the universe reboot in a couple more sets

mental gymnastics

By the code of the devil I am unable to decline a retard-off
What are your conditions?

You should record you getting railed and send it to me

You were doing so well

Don't reply to anyone in this thread or you prove that you're an insecure manlet

I at 6flags

How is she connected to pepe?

of course you do

thats sick! I hope you have a fun time :)

The latest buzzword used in a half ass effort to explain what I'm doing. Haven't you considered, maybe just maybe for a moment, that I actually couldn't possibly care any less about anything that goes on in these threads, there's no emotional or mental motivation here, I'm simply shit posting for the sake of shitn posting? No of course not because that wouldn't give as much meaning to your little fantasy life where you role play and pretend to date a fucking anime character with other grown men who have never had sex on Sup Forums. Talk about mental gymnastics. You guys perform mental P90X and cross fit

I don't mind pounding Alice_Bunny-claimer's ass and taking his virginity

BDSM lesbian.
season two when

Claim

quit metaposting lmao

not soon enough

Do mine first pls

Probably will take at least year or so after they are done with OVAs.

Nah, doesn't work that way, you failed my challenge first, accept the consequences and move on. You can't just spin it back on me because you're a sore loser. Any reply to me, direct or indirect, is a confession that my shit posting had driven you to plot to commit a mass shooting, as well as your endless virginity

good morning miss Sono

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Not before i do the same to you
Just got off the first ride called goliath

The lewd never stops coming out of this one...

Welcome back Sono.

No, I'm saving myself for Alice!

I have no idea what that autism means i actually have a life lol. Go talk to that girl you stalk about metaposting, watch how horny she gets for you. Fucking beta

Screw that noise
JOJO THREAD

how was it?

Good morning Love-chan~ Did you just wake up?

No I only want Alice in there!

You wouldn't fuck Alice?

What if I was 10 when I lost mine?

Its a secret

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Hi
I'm not normal

Nah

We are going to an egyptian themed set

Nah

Why not a qt anime dude?
JoJo is pretty good

Claiming best girl

But you told me before i could...liar ;-;
Like going to aerospace training with lots of gforce

about 45 minutes ago

Who are you?

I know
I just want it to not be artifact heavy
That's all I need

No offense, but probably not.
I'm very picky.

You wouldn't let me anyway...

One of the normal people in here... :o

Hai

Dio is bae
but Lisa lisa's legs make my bone blade extend.

Hai user, and no, been feeling like shit pretty much whole day.

Hai Taiga

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*takes a huge shit on all your chests*

No lol I'm still laughing!

Where's Alice? I want to fuck him

Y-yeah I would probably fight you.
How much milk should I put in my coffee?

>holds your hand and leads you into my bedroom

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ahh ;~; I'm sorry
please take care of yourself
I told you miss Sono loves you

The same user who asked for pics to see if you're passable before.
>the same user who secretly loves you

Eww what the fuck is this bullshit? Guys wanting to fuck each other?
Fucking gay.

What's happening here? I haven't been paying attention

:o

Gay stuff i believe