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Let's play a game Sup Forums
Post something really beta about yourself. The game ends when the next person can't be topped.
>I don't masturbate to many of my waifu's because I feel unworthy of them.

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> i cant look at my mom because i am afraid that i will get an erection

I think you just won op

That is far from beta that's some omega shit.

Sometimes, during a rain, I go out in a safe place inbetween some trees and lick their leaves.
I believe trees like it just as I would like anyone to lick me.

32 yo wizard, had multiple chances to get laid. One time spent 3 days with a girl i liked in her house (her family was away), she started taking off my pants, i freaked out, stoped her and
... that was it. One of many stories like that...

Got you beat OP
>Fap to the thought of another user fucking my waifu

there are 3 girls who consider me their best friend

sometimes i prefer girls make the first move
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I lied on Sup Forums for karma

join this server (minecraft)
mc.LunarTundra.org

I dont fuck girls until I feel an emotional connection. This can go on until a months but never further since they leave me after not more than a month.

>dated a girl online for six years
>Never got nudes
>I look back and no longer like who I was when I was with her
>Got broken up with and back together at least ten times
>Broke up with me forever over her grandma's death
>She's the entire reason I hate the whole mold-snorting shithole that is the state of Wisconsin anyhow.

heres a tip online dating isnt dating

You're a demisexual!
Nothing wrong with you.

Hahahahahah

thats not a thing faghot

Cant think of anything straight up so I'll just list a bunch of shit about myself

>fap 2-6 times a day
>whole life consists of living off benefits and staying inside playing videogames
>and hentai
>im so lazy i starve myself
>i piss in the sink
>no friends
>what is a girl
>what is happiness
>what is life

Yes it is.

It seems like everywhere is a mold-snorting shithole. Hang in there, user.

Most beta I done is date some chick without fucking her. Like a year and a half.

This.

It's gotta be said that's pretty kek.

we dont believe in sexualities like that on Sup Forums. its one, the other, both or none.

there heterosexual bisexual and a mental illness called being asexual

no pansexual, demisexual, unisexual or scatsexual.

How old are you

Did you ever give her money?

Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

>demisexual

yeah but thats horrible. When I was younger I could fuck no problem and still can but I rather prefer a strong emotional bond to sex. Fml kys with what Sup Forums Alcohol or heroin?

Is it Beta to wait until you're married to fuck your SO. I know she didn't fuck around on me since she was indeed a virgin on our wedding night. And no, she wasn't on her period. I had virgin blood on my dick.

i can totally relate to this, im not the person who posted that. but im pretty much the same, im 19 right now

Are we seriously still doing this?

go outside

Me too

Question for faggots who never wash and piss in bottles: doesn't that bother you? I don't really care what other people think of how I look, but I have enough self-respect that I keep myself looking and feeling reasonable.

25
>tried to kill myself a couple of times
>cant even do that right

checked
also, are you an autist?

you do know that waifus aren't real, right?

This, anyone who says otherwise is a faggot and should be gassed

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>I have never fapped to 3d porn only 2d hentai

I'll be having fun with my friends, and about an hour after not being around them, I just suddenly feel like it went horribly and everyone hates me.

It's never the case, but I just assume everyone instantly dislikes me after every interaction.

it's more that we just think sexualities are fetishes

There are many girls who consider me their best friend. Whoop dee friggin doo. I also have a girlfriend. Get over yourself, faggot. The only thing beta about this is that you're pitying yourself.

see a shrink
kys

have you ever been depressed ?

I can't keep a conversation going.

yes. I've felt so miserable that I haven't wanted to do anything, or that nothing that I do will change anything.
Then I look at myself, greasy, spotty, hair in tufts, and think, "pull yourself together retard, have a shower".

forgot homosexual somehow

Checked, and that's pretty fucking sad. i'll be honest

get some help

no there is heterosexual and mentally ill, meaning anything other than heterosexual

I havent had a date since high school.
Im 34.