ITT: Tell us the dirtiest thing you've gotten away with as a kid

ITT: Tell us the dirtiest thing you've gotten away with as a kid.

I'll start.
>>be in 3rd grade
>>talk about jerking off with friends
>>get dared to flash a teacher
>>chicken out
>>think about it for days
>>come up with a super secret plan
>>missionisago.jpeg
>>during lunch, go to the nurses office
>>boner thinking about it
>>nurse let's me in
>>asks what's wrong
>>tell her I got kicked in the dick really hard and now it won't go down
>>she tells me to sit down
>>"pull em down, user"
>>throbbing boner is throbbing
>>"Oh my goodness! Does it hurt?"
>>"no, I can't feel anything"
>>"you can't feel it?"
>>get dick squeezed
>>"feel anything?"
>>nope.trollface
>>"that's not good!"
>>foreskin pulls back from boner size
>>nurse says "oh, pikaboo!
>>pulls it back up.
>>"here user, hold this ice pack around it"
>>boner dies
>>fin
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Stuck my thumb in my moms ass whil fucking her doggy style on her closet floor

I framed my dad to make it look like he cheated on my mom, and they ended up getting a divorce.

Why did you do it?

Elaborate

When I was in 5th grade my friend would wrestle with his younger sister and one day asked me to wrestle her. I got horny and slipped my finger up her shorts and basically held her down and fingered her against her wishes. Sshe said, "what are you doing?" And I got embarrassed and stopped.

It was a different time.

...

>be Christmas
>cousins and aunt and uncle are in town
>I'm 19 home from college
>cousins are younger
>kids go to bed
>my dad is dropping them off at the hotel
>mom asks for my help to bring out the "santa presents"
>go up to her closet she gets on all fours and starts reaching under the clothing wraps pulling out gifts
>her skirt pulls up a bit and her ass looks awesome
>never really thought she was attractive before
>a little drunk so I reach out and I feel her ass
>she freezes and breathes heavily but doesn't stop me
>pull up her skirt all the way
>user... user wait
>rub her pussy, wet as fuck
>mom just mons
>dick is diamonds so I pull down my pants and slide in
>instantly pounding her like no tomoroow
>"user... user.. oh my god ... oh my god"
>get into it now I push her face down into the carpet as a slam her deeper
> looking right at mom's asshole as a rail her without mercy,
>stick my thumb in her butt, she bucks like a fucking bronco
>cum buckets
>zip up my pants grab presents and go downstairs
>she is gone for a little while, dad comes home mom comes down with a different shirt and her hair up

We never spoke of it again

I'll take "shit that never happened" for 500, alex.

You'd be amazed at the kind of shit happens

nurses aren't teachers. You failed your mission user.

Nurses are safer cuz weird stuff is expected. I was a logical thinker.

I was raped by my cousin when I was like 5.
she was the one that got away with it though.

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But you still failed your mission.

More like molested. Rape is a strong word for that situation.

What child porn?

Keep this thread alive pls!

>chat room
>accounts
>24 hr thread on Sup Forums
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Ok Henry. Because the fbi clearly forewarns suspects in a case

At least you tried user. Maybe next time? :)

>24 hours.
Thread imb4.

>Henry Gordon

Does anyone know about it?

Iv'e told my closest friend but that's it. He used to think I was lying.
I haven't seen that cousin since then.

kill her

Why would you hurt such a devilish angel?

don't kill succubuses. They give that good succ.

this is genious

damn for real homeslice?

I'm never real on Sup Forums.

bump

Rape means to penetrate, you don't know if he maybe even she was penetrated by his/her cousin. Yes men can be raped by women, if they use dildos or stick their pussies in your mouth. It would both count.
(I didn't mean to come off as an SJW btw)

>(443) 479-2384
that's the NSA you retard

Dunno where she is, man.

I'm a guy and the cousin was a girl. I changed it to molest because there was no penetration.
She just had me play the "closet game" and you had to take off your clothes in the closet before the other person.
Then she just diddled me for a bit and let me play with her body.

Yeah, well, you did. Kill yourself.

>be me 13
>cousin 12
>went to see our relatives across the country
>I decide not to fap for the whole trip
>come back home after a week
>we arrive home really late
>our house is far so we decide to crash at my cousins place for the night
>sleep in her room
>super horny
>get mischevious thoughts about cousin
>after an hour or two I know she is passed out
>move up to her bed
>get behind her, ever so slowly place my hand on her ass
>diamonds.jpg
>over the course of about 30 minutes i slowly take off her booty shorts
>get to see her tight ass
>i start becoming more careless
>groping her ass, fondling it
>end up spreading her ass cheeks and licking her butt and asshole for about minutes
>cum literally all over her shorts, pull them back up and go to bed
>next morning she looked at me weird, then I went home

True fucking story. This memory has honestly tormented me for years. It was super hot, but I know for a FACT there is no way she wasn't asleep back then. Like, I was vigourously groping her, she had to have been awake. I've always been nervous for years that she's going to bring it up one day, but we've always been close and never had any problems so I'm hoping she has just silently forgiven me and forgotten about it.

Who are you referring to as an angel btw?

...

thats pretty hot tbh. still fap to the memory?

That's what I'm saying.
She was like 14 or so

Do you hate her for it though?

Nah, I was pretty oblivious to what we were doing at the time, just thought we were playing.
I don't even remember her name. Her and her brother were staying with us before they moved somewhere.