>at the beach >enjoying some chips at a takeaway shop >look across the street >good-looking woman in a bikini >erection intensifies >she turns around >tattoo on her shoulder >welp, there goes the erection
Not long after...
>see the same woman >she's with her boyfriend >he has numerous visible tattoos >he looks like a degenerate >"sorry, Sir, but you did not make the shortlist for this job" >he probably wouldn't remember if he was shortlisted anyway, in between hits of meth >they walk off >that's that, then >even if she was single, I dodged a fucking bullet because of her tattoo/s
Is there a direct correlation between people who willingly desecrate their body, and some kind of "genetic predisposition" to being a gigantic, irredeemable loser? Does it lie on a deep neurological level? Why are all tattooed people such cataclysmic fuckups?
are you retarded? go search OFFICIALTHENX on youtube.
>tattooes >fit + good body control >making money out of his passion You are kind of dumb yourself if you think that all people are the same . There are high class politicians with tattoes earning more than enough.
>op kys
Luke Reyes
Grow up.
Cameron Lopez
and no , i don't have any tattooes
Owen Lewis
>this is what retards literally believe
Ayden Hernandez
This pasta is stale. Waiter please take this back.
Julian Morris
i don't believe , it's a fact , u need to be 18 to post bro.
Wyatt Evans
I agree 100%, OP.
>tattoos >ever
A tattoo is just another way of saying, "I am a shallow, vapid attention-whore" without actually having to say it.
If your tattoo serves as a "memory" of the deceased, you're only causing yourself anguish. Memories were meant to fade. The brain has evolved that way, for a reason.
If your tattoo expresses an opinion, then know that an opinion should only be expressed (a) from the mind (b) from the heart or (c) not at all.
Adding to that, people who have their body degraded with tattoos are far more willing to have their body degraded in other ways. After all, "I've come this far. Why not experiment a little-further?" Such people will turn to recreational drug use and, in the more extreme cases, steal from family, friends and strangers alike to feed their disgusting, utterly selfish habit.
Tattooed people are the scum of the fucking Earth.
Brody Richardson
that guy looks like a TOTAL douchebag lol
those guys are a fucking disgrace to real sports, where you train to deliver an actual performance
Kayden Bell
Tatsuya are fucked and gay. I agree OP. Skins an organ ffs. Don't stab and inject it thousands of times. Tats look gay too (these days).
Wyatt Robinson
sorry that not all people train for competition instead of being healthy and fit , i can smell that you are a fatass
Jonathan Nguyen
I'm a competitive rower and train two times a day, morning training = rowing and evening training = mostly either outdoors or on ergometers
I have a weekly schedule of 7-9 times a week and have to compete daily for a seat in the boat, if I don't perform well I get kicked out of the selection
it just fucking kills me to see people training for absolutely nothing at all, no goal whatsoever just to flex muscles
Elijah Perez
> numerous visible tattoos
It's those invisible tattoos you gotta watch out for
David Brooks
A bottle of pepsi is just another way of saying, "I am a shallow, thirsty attention-whore" without actually having to say it.
If your pepsi serves as a "memory" of your dinner, you're only causing yourself anguish. Dinners were meant to digest. The brain has evolved that way, for a reason.
If your pepsi expresses an opinion, then know that an opinion should only be expressed (a) from the stomach (b) from the dry mouth or (c) not at all.
Adding to that, people who have their body degraded with pepsi are far more willing to have their body degraded in other ways. After all, "I've come this far. Why not experiment a little-further?" Such people will turn to recreational drug use and, in the more extreme cases, steal from family, friends and strangers alike to feed their disgusting, utterly selfish soda habit.
Pepsi people are the scum of the fucking Earth.
Liam Martinez
> David Beckham > Being called unsuccessful by a Sup Forumstard
Colton Harris
I think you have to understand the context of OP's story
If you pull it out of context it obviously becomes a different story
Parker Baker
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Aiden Barnes
>even if she was single, I dodged a fucking bullet because of her tattoo/s Implying any female would be interested in a fat sperg lord as yourself
Adrian Sanders
I'm an attorney and have about 40 tattoos. Obviously I didnt allow them to be visible the first 5 or so years of working at my firm but once the partners trust you it's no big deal.
Tattoos for me are art. I get them because I think they look good and when I look down and see them, I get happy. It's no different than hanging art on your walls.
Grills love them, at least in my experience. They will approach you and use them as a way of breaking the ice. And they fucking love when you can rock a great suit and strip it to show off the tats. It's that fine line of "bad boy" yet also productive.
So, am I a degenerate? I don't smoke or do drugs personally but don't care if others do.
Come at me nerds. Most of you fags are probably scared of needles anyway
Julian Martin
Checked and my sides are rekt. Well played user, well played
Liam Scott
I only had to read the first line
>I'm an attorney
to know you're a degenerate.
Ryan James
mostly it's a bit raunchy, basically an indicator of someone's social status, I live in an environment where tattoos are frowned upon
Ryder Taylor
So you live in a good neighbourhood?
Adrian Davis
Stop the government and your isp from seeing your online activity ipanon.com
Caleb Young
Are stupid people more likely to get tattoos than normal or smart people? Generally yes. Does that mean everyone with tats is a shitty/stupid/bad person? Of course not you mong.
Brody Garcia
yes, and basically surrounded by a pretty 'elite' group of people (highly educated and rich)
most houses nearby are between 1-2 mil at where im currently living
I don't dislike tattoos at all, but it's hard to have it in a way where it actually looks nice and does not come off as cheap
Brandon Martin
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Benjamin Nelson
I dont have any tats, and I agree that people with tats are try hards who are projecting something they are not (unless legit Yakuza)... but it sounds like you are a bit jelly that the girl is with a scum bag and not you bro.
Nathan Anderson
OP is sketching a story and then basically asking some hypothetical questions right?
I agree that when I go to the beach and see someone with a full eagle (or so) tattood on his/her back I'd quickly think: o shit he/she ruined the back and that shit lasts for life
even worse, people who make mistakes when tattooing english lines on their arms
Nathaniel Turner
Tats are goofy art. I can't think of a single one that wouldn't be better expressed through a painting or poem or some shit.
Anthony Baker
D'aww is widdle tattooed babby upset? Let your feewings out, widdle tattoobabby. Let dem feewings out wiv more pictures.
Wyatt Hernandez
There's actually a dutch tv show that researched this. Turns out, on average, people with tattoos have a lower iq. AND We believe people are indeed dumber when they have a tattoo.
>loosing erection because a single tattoo on shoulder >others are degenerate losers
Nathaniel Fisher
>DNA >IQ why do you stormfront idiots keep coming to Sup Forums ? i srsly want to shoot you all
Ian Perez
I have my priorities in order.
>don't fuck trash whores
Mason Miller
you have a weak dick and no mental stamina that's all
Bentley Gutierrez
How did you "dodge a bullet" by just seeing a tattooed girl across the street? Your fat neckbeard self never would've went up to her, tattoo or not.
Ethan Gomez
Just wanting to let you fags know I'm better than every single one of you
>"Wow!! Better than Sup Forums? What a low bar. Why are you even here?" To shit on you fucking nerds and show you what a peak conditioned 23 year old looks like. I also get a kick out of making beta males angry and scared. BTW. I used to browse this board all the time when I was 16 believe it or not. I'm more of an old fag than 99% of the people here.
>"B-b-but you look like shit!!" Let's see your body. Oh wait, you won't post it because you're fucking scared of criticism and can only dish out but can't take any
>"B-b-b-but I would just shoot you" Shoot me for intimidating you, stealing all the women around you, and making you look like a bitch? Sure, pussy. Just remember, you beta weaklings would be the prison fuck toys. So no matter what, I get the last laugh
Sorry to play 4D Chess like this. What can I say? I'm smarter than you and can predict everything this putrid shit hole can muster up. I win. You lose. (No, this isn't copy/pasta, search it up yourself if you don't believe me)
Michael Walker
>projection: the post
Cameron Rogers
Awesome retort. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued rebuttals with any new progress arguments or v-logs. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can refute me. Thanks for the motivation.