Trips decides what I order at Starbucks.
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Trips decides what I order at Starbucks
10 Shot Espresso. 10 packets of sugar. No milk. No water.
Venti one shot Americano.
Enjoy your weak ass coffee.
A cup of water
Two coffees. Then give one to the cashier and ask for her number.
small black coffee
Nothing, Starbucks is over priced as all hell.
Lol. This.
tall hot chocolate, seven pumps of vanilla
a jumbo cup filled with whipcream
Green tea and say "euphoric thanks m'lady"
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Just buy one of the cd's, then leave.
Nigger dick latte
Haha savage.
This.
This
a single coffee bean
Whatever it is you end up getting at Starbucks, enjoy the Yuppie/Hipster overcharge!
An espresso in a large cup, then fill the rest with half and half.
Bottle of water.
TWO NUMBER 9S, A NUMBER 9 LARGE, A NUMBER 6 WITH EXTRA DIP, TWO NUMBER 45S, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA.
This made me laugh more than it should.
This please.
A venti cup of half & half with whipped cream and caramel on top.
Triple caramel macchiato
A full cup of just flavoring syrup
Anything you want but use the name Hitler when they ask for it.
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This
this desu
Haha
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The Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice
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Ask the barista to add a shot of piss.
A Double Foam Nonfat Sugarfree Caramel latte with two pumps raspberry syrup and whipped cream.
Tall Iced Clover* **coffee, in a grande cup. Add creme and splenda to your drink as you wish.
*Choose the 3rd item on the clover menu
**if they have no clover machine, leave
Or better, her piss.
Orange mocha frappichuino.
A cup of liquid sugar.
1 of every pastry
A glass of warm milk.
Your really gonna wait that long for a coffee?
Octo espresso shot Americano with 10 sugar no cream
Two coffees, take one and leave the other pending
A Starbucks coffee maker espresso machine
I think you mean Shariabucks. Their CEO said they will be hiring rapefugees instead of citizens.
shit on the floor
>Tall Iced Clover* **coffee, in a grande cup. Add creme and splenda to your drink as you wish.
>*Choose the 3rd item on the clover menu
>**if they have no clover machine, leave
Just buy all of their shitty fucking gum, then ask if they have anymore in the back, if they bring any back change your mind and get a cup of water.
Extra dip.
Rolling fu dis
Just get a cup of coffee you asshat.
You evil master 777 thousand
Venti iced milk.
Antidepressives
Ask if this was the Starbucks on that one episode of Drive ins Diners and Dives, don't elaborate, ask for the manager. Order a kid's hot cocoa.
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A chili please.
a large pepsi and a pack of camel lights
Order a venti soy chai latte and tell them you have a dairy allergy. Then ask them to leave room for milk.
Starbucks started pulling ads from youtube.
You should take a dump on their floor and leave.
All of the money in the fucking drawer, now bitch, I'll cut you I swear to god I'll murder every last one of you. Put it in a bag you slut! I swear to god you better find a bag big enough or I'll kill you, I promise you. And a cold brew.
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Longest order that is possible to enter into the machine, according to a Starbucks employee:
quad long shot grande in a venti cup half calf double cupped no sleeve salted caramel mocha latte with 2 pumps of vanilla substitute 2 pumps of white chocolate mocha for mocha and substitute 2 pumps of hazelnut for toffee nut half whole milk and half breve with no whipped cream extra hot extra foam extra caramel drizzle extra salt add a scoop of vanilla bean powder with light ice well stirred.
Hostages
And a cappuccino
Reasonable
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A cum
Green tea latte with six shots of butterscotch syrup
Cup of ice
see
Just get a coffee you gaybay
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A boss ass camaro baby, and it better be a 69.
cup of water
A hazlenut
Hot water, coffee grounds, a napkin, and an empty cup.
just a lil bit for me, I'm trying to watch my big boy butt
A cumpliment
Overpriced sandwich + large black coffee, dunk sandwich in coffee
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>10 Shot Espresso. 10 packets of sugar. No milk. No water.
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A cup of milk
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A juicy dick
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this is whats gonna happen your gonna ask for a medium American with 10 packets of splenda and then 10 packet of equal
An Bowl Of The Chowder
A cup filled with Stevia and nothing else
A cup of coffee. A normal fucking cup of coffee like a normal fucking person drinks. Size? Normal fucking size, and not the bullshit non-Italian words you use to draw in the hipster idiots. What flavor. Fucking coffee flavor, and I'll put my own damn sugar, milk, or cream in it if I damn well please!
get two coffees extra hot, pay in pennies, change your mind as soon as you count it all out, pay in cash.
A contract of indentured servitude
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> Trips decides what I order at Starbucks.
The extermination of the juice.
batteries for your walkman