My girlfriend will not touch my penis with anything but her vagina. No blowjobs, no hand jobs...

My girlfriend will not touch my penis with anything but her vagina. No blowjobs, no hand jobs, won't even help guide me in when we have sex. Just vaginal sex.

Now I know that things could be worse, and I really like this girl (been with her 6 months), but even after expressing how much I would like to spice up sex life more than just vaginal sex, she flat out refuses to even touch it with her bare hand. No traumatic experience for her, I was the first penis she had ever seen let alone felt. She won't even send me nudes when I travel for work. I've been gone 3 weeks and she won't even talk about sex over the phone.

What do I do to remedy my situation? Pic unrelated, but OC of an ex.

Doesn't sounds fixable. She has some sort of issues she's not telling you about. Even worse, the cold fish is only gonna get worse in bed over time.

I'd quit while you're ahead

can you touch her?

some serious foreplay may help with the situation

but if she says no, then I go with this user

I second this

Unless you think you can be happy with her just let her ho

Salt Lake City?

I can touch her all I want. I also forgot to mention that she really does not take care of her vagina either. Hairy and, when I don't wash my balls for like a week, the smegma built up from work (I do constriction) smells better than sticking my finger in her hooch for 3 seconds. But she takes good care of herself besides that.

AZ, pic of a girl in WI now.

>But she takes good care of herself besides that.
WTF!! That's a big deal! Dump her.

You are one step away from being a cuck. Take back your manhood. Grab her by the back of her head and fuck her mouth.

Marry her and procreate. This is what sex is for. You have been corrupted by degeneracy though porn. She knows this but hasn't told you yet. I think maybe an idiot like you should break up with her. She can do better.

Thought about it. But I'm 6'2 and about 230 lbs, less than 10% bodyfat, while she's 5'1, 95 lbs. I'd break something. Hate having my manhood waved in front of me like this. Breaking up with this girl is definitely an option too.

Your penis is filthy.

Run away now

You're either a SJW man-hating piece of shit fat pig, or a retard. Don't give advice about something that you know nothing about, Jackass.

Even if that is true, her absolute refusal to touch or really even look at my penis is odd. I don't really care if she can or can't do better than me, I don't suffer self esteem issues. Thoughts like that are for men who are broken, or sissyboys who don't deserve the embrace of a female in the first place.

>when I don't wash my balls for like a week

>when i don't wash my balls for a week

>I don't wash my balls

There's you're problem.

If bedroom is the only negative, talk to her about it. Say that you understand she might have little to no experience but you want her to be comfortable to explore with you. Say that you are use to certain things in the bedroom and that you are seriously considering leaving because you aren't happy in the bedroom.

Best to be honest in these situations and see if you two can work past the issues. If not, you leave knowing you tried to fix things.

>disgusting pussy
>disgusting dick

Wow, you guys are a match made in heaven.

Zonies aren't all that bright, either, but I thought they were a bit more open sexually.

Trying to get someone to do something sexually that they don't want to do is like trying to get someone to eat a vegetable they don't want to eat. It took me ages to like onions and I'll never like broccoli.

Girls that don't touch dicks have something wrong with them that time is not likely to fix. Do what girls do -- send this one to the friendzone.

Be a fuckin man and tell her either she keeps clean and fuck how you want or get out. Seriously, at the least she will compromise and you can go from there. If not fuck off.

There's the type of advice I was looking for. I might just do that. Thank you.

Dumbass posts picture of ex and wonders why current girlfriend won't send him nudes.

Honestly, Zonies have been some the best I've had. Cali, Wisconsin, Texas, Louisiana, and Florida girls don't stand a chance to Oregon and AZ girls

Obvious troll is obvious. Go suck your dad's dick.

This. Dude, bail.

Been there, got the divorce. Sexual compatibility is REALLY important for guys. She may grudgingly do what you want but one night with an enthusiastic slut will remind you exactly what youre giving up. Do not marry. Do not create broken family. Inexperience is fixable, disgust is permanent.

This girl knows I wasn't a virgin before her but never asked further than that. I don't keep pictures of exes anywhere she would ever think to look. If she asked if I had them, I'd tell the truth. She won't send them for another reason I can't understand.