Norway is the best nordic country by far. Prove me wrong

Norway is the best nordic country by far. Prove me wrong

>invented the cheese slicer
>based politicians that deports mudslimes
>steals baltic children from their subhuman parents
>great economy
>oilfund that owns over 1% of the entire worlds stock.

>12,000 years old, invented a cheese slicer
>Arab-tier economy
>was a vassal or subject for most of recorded history
>produced two of the edgiest men in the world

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Stop it, Farao.

anders br*vik and who else

Bra sagt!

Probably Quisling.

We're the best one just by the fact that we're not really even one.

It's the shittiest Nordic country, it's even shittier than Sweden.

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Only good countries in europe are Norway and Finland.Prove me wrong, >u cunt

Thanks, Stomedy.

you forgot switzerland and liechtenstein

What about you?

Nordics are subhumans

Meme countries.
Gypsies, jews, balkanshit mentality

he obviously meant varge

So why do you keep coming here, Tomek?

Switzerland has a bigger population than both.

Says the guy from P*land

Poles are superior to Spanish

Are you the polish version of i am greek.

Finnish are superior to Swedish

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Cheese Knife" bullshit that's going on Sup Forums right now. Cheese slicers deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine cheese slicer in Norway for 2.400.000NOK(that's about $400,00) and have been practicing with it for almost a generation. I can even slice slabs of solid steel with my cheese slicer.

Norwegian smiths spend years working on a single cheese slicer and fold it up to a million times the produce the finest cheese deviding devices known to mankind.

Cheese slicers are thrice as sharp as conventional knifes and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a cheese knife can cut through, a cheese slicer can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a cheese slicer could easily bisect a Spanish cheese stored for centuries with a simple horizontal slice.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Norway? That's right, they were too scared to fight the well-fed Vikings and their cheese slicer of splendid nutrition. Even in World War II, the German soldiers targeted the men with the cheese slicers first because their slicing abilities were feared and respected.


So what am I saying? Cheese slicers are simply the best cheese cutting apparatus the world has ever seen, an thus, require better reputation on Sup Forums. Here is the words I propose used for serious discussion of cheese slicers:

(One-Handed Exotic Slicer)
Unmatched Robustness
Swift and Gracious
Exceptional Slicing power
Superior to "Masterwork"

Now that seems a lot more representative of the slicing power of Cheese Slicers in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Cheese Slicers need a better renommé, see my new proposal.

Do you want another deluge, Szymon?

Great post. Shed a patriotic tear.

The only thing deluge'd is the cunt of your women by jamal seed.

Average polack can destroy an average swede in seconds.

Average polack is like 1.7 m and has FAS.

Keep going Norway.

average swede has no testosterone and wears his mothers dress to feel pretty

hello from prison.

Why would you make a thread like this? I mean, it's true of course, but there's no reason to make the rest feel bad about it

I like you now.

I love poland now

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