I just got back from an early midnight screening and without spoiling anything...

I just got back from an early midnight screening and without spoiling anything, I'm just going to break it down why you really don't need to be seeing this or wasting money on it. It's bad guys. It's not even bad to the point where you can sit through it because it's so bad. It's mind numbingly boring and objectively worse than Jonah Hex.

>Everyone who isn't Leto and Robbie phoned in their character by imitating the Arkham video games, and even Robbie's Harley Quinn fell into the "hot topic cosplay" catagory
>They also made both of them look like drug addicts for whatever fucking reason so there's no saving grace in Robbies looks, she's just an annoying meth head for the most part
>There is no plot, at least not one worth making an entire movie about and most of the action scenes are actually filler to the plot
>Will Smith doesn't want to be there and they give him the most screen time, which kills most of the reason you would want to route for these characters
>Whoever wrote the script ripped most of the one liners from Spencer's Gifts t-shirts and it's not even laughably bad. It's just bad.
>It's terribly shot. Shaky, blurry, bumpy, and slow, which is a horrible combo.
>Leto is seriously one of the worst actors in this film and completely breaks any attempts to get this film taken seriously every time he steps on camera. He's so over the top and extra that it feels like he's openly mocking Ledger and Nicholson by deliberately doing a terrible job. He's probably the worst thing about this movie.

In other news, water is wet, the ground is hard, and we all knew that Leto killed this thing before it even premiered. Stay in and watch Stranger Things.

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The MONTHS of shitposting this will result in almost gives me an orgasm. I will endlessly abuse DC capecucks over that their last hope is a complete faillure. What a time to be alive.

>route

>Leto is probably the worst thing about this movie.

This makes me laugh and also makes me so sad. He apparently worked so hard to get into character to the point where Will found him profoundly annoying by the end of shooting, yet it didn't pay off in the slightest. I can feel this movie setting everyone's career back 5 years (aside from Will Smith.)

Why even bother making a movie with a cast this large? Does anyone fucking care about Deadshot and Corporal Boomerang? There was no chance of it being good.

autocorrect, my bad senpai

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> capeshit movie
> is bad
wow

but seriously, none of you guys actually ever thought about paying money to see this right?
r-right?

Honest question here, How much meme potential does the movie have?

I mean, it's still probably gonna make mundo bucks right?

its bad and boring. There is no potential. Sorry.

In all fairness, probably not due to their early reviews.
Early ticket sales aren't great, it's not trending positively, and the only trending it is making is the bad kind. A lot of people are flaking out on seeing it because of the early reviews, meaning it will probably have a bad opening weekend.

Almost none. It's strait up boring till the bitter end. There's almost no humor in it and very little acting, so the reaction faces are slim too.

Disney chill confirmed.
You guys did this for BvS also.
It won't work here, go troll other sites.

Well, that sucks, thanks for the replies.

Also a terrible film. But not as bad as this one.

The scene where the Joker casually walks away while Harley initially drowns could get mileage.

I love the colouring, it pulls off wacky mania with quite an edge

so... who is the Enchantress? what is Justice League Dark?

lots of new characters to meet

It'll probably be the only thing that does considering the rest of the film is literally SO DARK. CAN'T SEE SHIT.

>so... who is the Enchantress?

Wiki it

>what is Justice League Dark?

stalled/circling the drain

>talled/circling the drain

That was then, here is now ...

>bvs
>ghostbusters
>this
>countless other garbage films

it's been a good year for shitposting

>average Suicide Squad critic

They use the enchantress maybe 2 times. Then they forget she's even there, cue ass shot of Harlee. The whole movie is basically "Will Smith wants Margot Robbie to shut the fuck up long enough so he can brood on screen also Jared Leto has a cool car."

There's not much plot because there are so many characters so most of the screen time for anyone who isn't Leto, Smith or Robbie is them blowing something up with their powers and posing so they have something to put on t-shirts.

you mean there isn't a spiralling over arching plot that combines these many peoples' individual lives in an anarchic manner?

I bet there is ...

How does it change anything? not to mention without GDT (as mediocre as he is nowadays) there's no one that can handle the project with the care it deserves, it's just gonna be another Ayer fiasco where all he does is just inject all his stupid military background shit.

Fucking Bay is better than him.

>image.jpg
>DC fan
You're a living fail.

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>deadpool
Painfully unfunny

>BvS
A mess

>civil war
Boring

>Xmen
Pointless

>suicide squad
Sexist

Is capeshit finally done ?
>inb4 civil war was good
Rubber Bucky Mask

I don't know if the genre is got worse but I'm never going to watch another of these films again. They can't do anything interesting and when they try they absolutely fail at it.

Looks like an average review from The Guardian

No, I'm being honest. The plot is honest to god "Supes are dangerous. We need super villains to kills supes so supes are no longer dangerous so let let them out with some rul-WAIT SHIT THEY GOT LOOSE HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED WITH THE WORLDS MOST DANGEROUS VILLAINS THAT WE RELEASED WITH NO ONE MONITORING THEM-oh wait they're back again never mind.

Most of the movie is tracking shots of the characters walking around the city looking for each other.

>>suicide squad
>Sexist
hey tumblr

Civil War and Deadpool were actually really fucking good. The fact that they made tons of money, and get heavily praised by critics comma means they'll be making plenty more.

I haven't seen it yet. I guess I could say it's a "mess" but that clearly describes BvS.

Oh that's the other thing I didn't mention.

There isn't a single female character who isn't there to be hot save for Viola Davis (who also just doesn't want to be there at any point.) Harlee is beyond boring and the Enchantress is pretty much Scarlet Witch 2.

Well something weird is happening to big ticket franchises where they are trying to cope with the audience realising they are serials that will run past their death probably into infinity,

So as Rogue One, Ghost Busters and Star Trek the billionth fess up to it, different re-workings could start to make more sense

It is giving Cinema a new identity, like pre-Television days,

The status of movies has changed

>and the Enchantress is pretty much Scarlet Witch 2.

More like Scarlet Witch A-Cup

>deadpool
>good
It loses steam half way in when it becomes a boring superhero movie. And at least half the jokes miss. The movie should have been more of deadpool and Indian tax driver because that was the only good part besides Colussus

Civil war should have focused on iron man and captain America and cut everything else out. It was really bloated and idiotic. (Also Zemo's plan was dumb...a recording of an assassination?)
Cut out the middle of the film and it would have been decent

whoever says BvS was a mess, CLEARLY didn't pay attention to the plot. There's nothing messy.

the price of the ticket is kind of cheap in my country, should watch this for meme porpuses as i did with "the room" or its not even that quotable?

Lol, you're an idiot. Those decisions would reduce revenue.

There's really nothing of humor there. Honestly. Unless you laugh at "the voices are telling me to kill you" stickers.

Maybe I'm just too old to understand (I'm in my mid-30's) but I don't really 'get' how anyone could have thought this was going to be good. All of the media hyping has been about Harley Quinn and how Jared Leto got into character by giving his coworkers food and irresponsibly gifting live animals (I admit I stopped reading comics in the late 90's but I don't remember that being a big character trait). All the trailers have looked like typical summer stuff-blowing-up popcorn shitfests and Will Smith half-asses everything now unless he thinks it'll get him an Oscar or his retard kids a role.

I just hope this shit blows over fast and I'll stop seeing obese couples wearing "I'm her Joker" and "he's my Harley Quinn" t-shirts walking around the mall.

So this is Margot Robbie?

God they put some work into her ...

THIS IS A HOTHEAD

"I'm his Harley Quinn"* shirts. Not that it matters.

Budget Jaime Pressly

what's next for her career?

And here is Cara in a swamp

can you keep track of what is going on?

a sequel to Focus with Will Smith

>Justice League Dark

I hope it gets shitcanned. If we can't get a big-budget film of the Vertigo run Swamp Thing I'd rather get no version than that New 52 garbage. Plus they've already fucked up Constantine twice now.

I wonder if there's gonna be a director's cut. Seems like it would be even more deserving that Batman v Superman.

None of which are to be confused with Sky Ferreira who is also our new heroine

>Italians make better capeshit movies than American

Feels bad.

Suicide Squad, more like Career Suicide Squad,

It was a shaky 7. Solid 6.5

looks like the scene when Joker slaps her which they cut out. I guess since Harley kisses Joker right after he slaps her the director though it didn't suit? Still I wish it was kept in since it shows the Joker's more aggressive side to even someone he loves (as well as his character arc with him abusing her, literally trying to get her to sleep with a black guy before then later in the second half trying to get back with her).

But then I hear he lets her drown as he walks away so I guess that still served the point.

I don't work for the studio . I want good movies

I hope so. I hear there is heaps of quick flashbacks with Harley remembering her and the Joker so it would be nice to see an extended edition which shows these flashbacks in full and not just quickly cut.

I'm 31 and it was fine. Maybe you're just a faggot

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I really hope DC scraps their "shared cinematic universe" after this. Giving Ayer so much freedom to stylistically reimagine some of their flagship villains knowing they they would be pulled into other films was fucking stupid.

So whats the harley story in this one. I recall the trailer has the joker giving someone shock therapy and also falling into a vat of some shit with harley but I can't find anything that explains what exactly they did with her, just it's a mixture of her "psychiatrist who chose to go with the joker" and "literally mutated by magic chemicals" versions.

Is this during the first act before she becomes Harley?

Sorry I am a noob at comics

well the Joker must really do something which makes her "fall in love" with him.

wait so what is the backstory with the Joker in this? Do we see his origin? Is that paint on his skin or did he himself get mutated with chemicals?

he's fucking crazy bro, he is a chad

Have you seen the Brazzers trailer?

I have more hope of getting entertainment from that than this.

>"all girls like crazy guys"
this is surprisingly not a meme and is actually true. There are tons of girls fascinated and turned on by serial killers

Harley Quinn started out as a prop henchman and then was given more screentime as a domestic abuse partner to flesh-out animated Joker. Now her character's popularity is being pulled between feminist lesbians who think she's some kind of empowerment figure and Hot Topic kids who think Harley Quinn and joker are some kind of comic book Romeo and Juliet.

Warner Bros can't show her being a punching bag on-screen because they have to play both sides and the SJWs would throw a shitfit.

>watching porn with plastic barbie doll big tit bitches where the entire film is just anal and women fake moaning
not even once

That when she becomes Harley. Here's with color and sound but shittier quality. It's not even out cut me some slack

my.mixtape.moe/uhkisu.webm

But Batman does punch Harley I hear

He punches her underwater and then there's the "erotic asphyxia" sjws have been complaining about.

Might webum that.

>I just got back from an early midnight screening

>No spoilers
>all generic info easily gleaned from a review
>the mark of a shill

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>That music
>That cinematography
PURE KINO

Can't wait to see this in the cinema. Does "It Ain't Me" actually play in the movie since its in the soundtrack?

Lets have a look, link it externally for the audio if you can.

Do we see Affleck without the mask or not? I take we hear his voice?

It's actually pretty kino desu. The soundtrack fits.

Yeah, but it used to be everyone else did too.

You're wrong about most of the shit you wrote.

Yeah I love this song that they chose
youtube.com/watch?v=6ZUg5S0Ef9M

This is where you get the difference between the legit and MUH OPPRESSION feminism.

Feminism should allow a character like harley to be portrayed, as long as she is a fully formed character who has a personality and dialogue outside "woman who gets punched so we know a man is evil!!!"

But because everything is so knee-jerk now so we get people asking to ban it outright. It's sad.

This plays when Harley does acrobatics in her cell. My favorite scene with the one when she falls in the chemicals.

>>There is no plot
yeah because the entire plot about Will Smith's character and his family doesn't matter?
Next time actually write something useful

i dont care about the movie, but is this not remake ofcartoonnand as such targeted to young audience(male kids 12-17).

Its as you watched some disney flick and nag that its too sweetish .
Honestly, everyone older than 18 who nags about this flick is manchild and is not aware of his place.

Is there many scenes with her and Joker? Or does he just disappear in the second act

this is an english speaking board user

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They made joker into a cuck that actually cares about harley. Should have cut his whole subplot out.

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By the way, Harley does point the gun at the Joker.

Proof that most of you haven't seen shit since so many "early screeners" said she didn't.

because watching a psychopath not care about anything is boring.

They even made Elijah Wood's serial killer character care about the girl he falls in love with in this film. Worked out very well.

maybe capeshit isn't for you?
Dedpool an civil war were good, BvS was a pretentious piece of shit.
>suicide squad
>Sexist
Eat a dick faggot.

you are kidding... those scenes were filmed in like August last year and have been on the internet since then

You can literally watch the full making of where Joker hits Harley, she points the gun to him, she kisses him before they cut it in the editing room

People in previous threads said they cut the scene.

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In the mid credit Bruce talks with Waller. Waller gives Bruce document containing list of metahumans (Barry and Arthur are shown in the document. Bruce leaves and Waller said Bruce should not work late at night.

Why do we care about RT again?

I still don't know if they did... yeah an user told me he no longer hits her but as you see here
it looks like this scene happens before she falls in? Or maybe they reshot it entirely

so, message didnt came trough to you, you are honestly so dumb that you couldnt decypher my "bad " english?