Conspiracy theory thread

Conspiracy theory thread

> ITT: We post conspiracy theories we believe in and call other anons beliefs retarded
> I'll start: Neanderthals never went extinct
> They evolved into modern day Europeans

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The holocaust never happened.

Sandy Hooks was a huge hoax

retard

> Sandy Hooks = False flag

retard

Holocaust never happened

On the real tho I wish we had more human species to pal around with :(/ruthlessly exploit

Dude... wrong reply... but dont you want to discuss instead of being the way you are currently.

I didn't make OP's rules I just abide by them

WAKE UP! Dont be a sheep be a pig!

>JFK was accidentally killed by a Secret Service member who was carrying an AR15 in the security car directly behind the President's
>Someone really was firing a rifle from a vantage point, Serviceman panicked, stood, and discharged his AR15
>The first bullet to hit the President was obviously a target round, as it went right thru him and the Governor in front of him
>The first bullet did not expand on impact
>The second bullet /did/ expand on impact, and inside of passing thru Kennedy's head like his throat, this second bullet vaporized his cranium
>The SS carries antipersonnel hollow point rounds in their weapons that would expand on impact
>When inquired as to if any rounds were discharged that day, and what kind of bullets they would have had, the SS has remained completely silent

Is this loli or a real girl? swingeer.com

Liberal media shilling interracial relationships in an attempt to create a homogenous society so that socialism will more likely stick as part of a ruthless experiment they can't seem to admit being wrong about, that diverse groups can peacefully live amongst each other, so they're moving the goal posts and trying to create an "American ethnic group" to save face and placate their injured egos over being dead wrong

Ain't clickin and who the fuck cares

Flawed. Normal rounds from AR-15's do not expand anyway.

AR-15 hollowpoints? kek lern guns

hm. socialism being pushed as a way to control the masses and cement the current powerful families and individuals in place as the permanent economic rulers by greatly demoting upward mobility.

not with a bang but a whimper.

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That GEICO is owned by cavemen Pic is of the CEO. Remember him from the commercials?

I've always believed the holocaust "happened". But never like it was explained. I always thought the ones killed were weak (sick, dying, etc so they were sort of euthanised) or so "jew-y" that they were a threat to people.

Interesting theory. Dig it big time. Still believe that LHO was indeed a patsy and the government wanted Vietnam and to be the only one superpower. That meant kennedy had to go. Pin it on the guy who hated the government, lived in the USSR, and was a communist.


One thing I've always though is the drug companies have cures for certain diseases. Like maybe certain cancers, HIV/AIDS, and shit like that. But its worth more to them if instead of releasing a cure they simply "treat" it. Plus if they did release it, imagine the outrage if they charged a million for the cure. It'd be worth it but unafforadble to the average person and their would be outrage and rioting.

And Bush knew about 9/11. Reason he went to Florida on that particular day. His reaction shows it wasn't trying to stay calm for the kids. It was pure acting to act shocked.

Most recent South Park season where cartman imagines life on mars where the men are enslaved by women to do nothing but write jokes and have cum harvested were using the computer to most likely trade memes and look at porn. Probability it was a reference/prophecy about Sup Forums?

The drug company thing is not a conspiracy its true. Just look at some interviews with Martin Shkreli. He lays it all out.

Very interesting

I'll def check it out. I remember even as a kid my great uncle talking about it. He said when he came back wrom WW2, he got stationed at a base where they tested different shit. One of them was some virus and they cured the dude in 24 hours. He always said it was AIDS or at least HIV. But whatever it was, they cured it.

This is basically every thread on /x/

>implying the protectors of the united states of america are gonna us normal rounds

Im not sure about certain things like HIV/AIDS but i remember him saying in an interview that a certain company created not a cure but a treatment that was quite expensive. Once that happened the completely shut down their R&D department.

The whole "real image/ fake image" thing is so cringe. The "real" images could have been photoshopped on a PC. However if the older, "fake" ones were shopped, you'd notice overexposure and halo rings around the area, and a weird light balance like you see in some of the "real" images.

You have no idea how guns work do you son?

That's not as much a conspiracy theory as it is confirmed science. Only they didnt evolve, they interbred. The only races without neanderthal dna are African.

so niggers are sub human?

There are many different subspecies of human. We call them races to make us feel like we are better than animals.

Is Sasquatch considered a conspiracy theory? I don't think there's a grand conspiracy behind it but it seems to be lumped in.

Anyway, there's a goddamn species of 8' tall bipedal hominid living among us.

Boston Bombing?

I'm saying it wasn't homo sapiens interbreeding with Neanderthals to make Europeans homo sapiens with some neanderthal dna, I'm saying Europeans are 100% neanderthal

Black people don't exist just lies from the Jew media to stop me from going to Africa and meeting alieans from the planet x and what not

Oh that reminds me.

here's one. I believe the jews were not really slaves of Egypt. More like paid workers who tried to lead a revolution, failed, and left the subsequently.

Oh shit Sasquatch did 4/15

The genome doesn't lie

I guess that's where you're conspiracy comes in. Why wouldn't they own that? Seems like a dumb thing to lie about.

nice fallacy idiot

Look you fucking retard hollow points don't work in AR's because the rounds are BASICALLY fast .22's. Hollow points shout out of an AR would be too slow and unstable.

>and left the subsequently

You mean kicked out so they rewrote history to be an Exodus? Religious wizard with connection to God given magic powers and all leading them.

Well yeah. In a nutshell yes. Even Jesus (if you believe all that) says jews are the spawn of the devil.

nobody wants Sup Forums's cum or shitposting

>Im jesus and im the spawn of satan

I don't think so tim

we just make up groups so we can figure out how to hate one another because humans are retardos

To cover up that Europeans are not brethren to all other modern humans, leaving space for white supremacy and or black supremacy, the Black Muslims believe this as well and claim Whites are less then human, many Nazis also believed they where modern day neanderthals (That primarily inhabited that region) and claimed Whites where superior to other humans

The earth is hollow, and we live on the inside of it, the universe is inside the earth and the sun is just closest to the outside, the earth is spinning and thats what creates gravity, kind of like a fair ride that spins fast and keeps you on the outside wall of it

>the earth is flat
nigga fly on an airplane around the world and say that shit again.

I think harambe never actually died

that sounds complicated as fuck. Like the kind of theory that people make up because they know people will tune out halfway through it when you tell them about it and you can conclude "I'm woke as fuck".

stay woke brah

Lern 2 read

John 8:37-46
37I know you are Abraham’s descendants, but you are trying to kill Me because My word has no place within you. 38I speak of what I have seen in the presence of the Father, and you do what you have heard from your father.”

39“Abraham is our father,” they replied.

“If you were children of Abraham,” said Jesus, “you would do the works of Abraham. 40But now you are trying to kill Me, a man who has told you the truth that I heard from God. Abraham never did such a thing. 41You are doing the works of your father.”

“We are not illegitimate children,” they answered. “Our only Father is God Himself.”

42Jesus said to them, “If God were your Father, you would love Me, for I have come here from God. I have not come on My own, but He sent Me.

43Why do you not understand what I am saying? It is because you are unable to accept My message. 44You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out his desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, refusing to uphold the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, because he is a liar and the father of lies. 45But because I speak the truth, you do not believe Me!

46Which of you can prove Me guilty of sin? If I speak the truth, why do you not believe Me? 47Whoever belongs to God hears the words of God. The reason you do not hear is that you do not belong to God.”

It's Sandy Hook, losers.

it's still a fucking shitty conspiracy theory

A squirl that was placed on an isolated island of under 100 years evolved into a new subspecies but a group of aboriginal people on a different isolated island for thousands of years and thats just a social construct? Get real

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ITS SANDY HOAX SHEEPLE!!!

Well, Europeans are the result of the original African humans race mixing with Neanderthals so you're kinda half right. Same goes for Asians and the Denisovans.

Why would anyone give a shit if blacks think they are superior?

Reverse, technically Africans are the most pure 'humans', everyone else is the result of breeding outside their sub species.

Donald Trump is a means for the DNC to infiltrate the Republican Party. He will institute national healthcare knowing that middle America will only ever accept it if it comes from the right. His whole act is nothing but an act.

>retard
Way to ignore all the evidence I provided.

Believe it or don't, but a plausible case has been made as to how it didn't happen, and that can hardly be dismissed by saying "retard". Try again, buddy boyo.

tldr: good goy

fpbp

if you are telling the truth id like to interview your uncle

>implying other selective pressures didn't act on them during that time of separation too

CIA pushed crack in black neighborhoods in the 80s.

>However if the older, "fake" ones were shopped, you'd notice overexposure and halo rings around the area, and a weird light balance like you see in some of the "real" images.
Literally just making shit up because you can't cope with the idea that you've been fed a lie your whole life. Saying buzzwords like "over exposure" and "halo rings" is not an argument. Not to mention, I don't even see what you're talking about.

Why would the cia want to make blacks a larger burden than they already were on the tax payer?

How much of what he said turned out true? Did they do the raid on Friday?

Checked. And that shit was a small sliver of what went on during the Reagan years and the contras. Americans are fucking retarded to buy into the lionization of Reagan when he was just an alzheimer puppet.

Trips confirm.

underage b&

Sure, next you're going to tell me they infected Tuskegee airmen with syphilis.

>he still thinks the CIA looks out for the best interest of the country.

Next you're going to tell me that we actually landed on the moon

>overexposure and halo rings around the area, and a weird light balance
But there isn't any of that in either, so what the fuck are you talking about?

dubs further confirm

those photos were just drawings. Photography wasn't really invented until the 1970s

> Bigfoot
> He be out der
> Prove me wrong

the first photograph was taken in 1826 or 1827, and the first colour image was taken in 1861

These are conspiracies. We aren't interested in your """"facts""""

Cook the Jewy till it's chewy.

> Ghosts
> Dey interdimensional being
> Prove me wrong

Are those tits.

Media making people homosexual to slow down reproduction

is this really for real?

The earth is flat

Media has a lot of satanism and subliminal messages to make everyone an atheist, or to question their religion

aliens have been amongst us for some time, roswell was two fold to introduce the idea in a legitimate fashion that could be tailored over time and to compartmentilize a section of government to facilitate all things related to secrecy and far reaching advanced technologies...no one really knows the truth as it's been modified and changed over time to adapt the times, although there is a rough general concept and varying levels of details

I'm with you about aliens

This.

Am satanist can confirm

I wish I had recorded him. He died in 1993. He had all kind of stories, some of which as I have gotten older, don't seem like horseshit.

1. During WW2, he said he was at one of the "death camps". They went in, 'Murricaed the fuck out of it, and the people were like "uhhhh, we're good...they (the Nazi's ) treated us pretty good". No gas chambers, no piles of glasses, no graves other than a small cemetary outside it. They were wrapping things up and all of a sudden, they 9the military) was sent on their way. They get to the train station and he noticed multiple boxcars. All of a sudden, people started coming out, looking ragged as fuck. Perfectly healthy people, just dressed in bizarre torn/worn out "prison" clothes. They moved hundreds of people to the camp and when he asked his CO, he was told "it wasn't his business but if it was, its the powers that be at work".

2. He was at a Nazi POW camp in Italy and got to know a guy. Never said what the guys name was. Nazi told him that the camps weren't really death camps. They had rounded up the jews because they did believe them to be the enemy of the state i.e. the jews were trying to manipulate world governments. Germany wasn't having it and some other countries weren't either. German guy even went as far as saying that everything in the future will paint one group as the victim and one group as the oppresor and yet another group as liberators.

orly

9/11 was Hitler

ya rly

Eat shit

Okay fagtron then you tell me their motivation for doing such a thing

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allegations_of_CIA_drug_trafficking

time.com/3482909/this-is-the-real-story-behind-kill-the-messenger/

again, we're talking about conspiracies here.

Honestly it is more believable than some of the other shit posted here (I'm specifically talking about the op and the moron who thinks jfk was shot with an AR)