Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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youtube.com/watch?v=FjPeF4lkEeQ
youtu.be/lqCyTM1bF6Q
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haré+Guu
youtu.be/la8Vm8eV914
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Still here
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I was drunk.
Have fun being naked and wet.

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Thanks my dude

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Thats no excuse

Hello everyone

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Hello everyone
>juvia claimed
tali
I'm bet you really want to don't you?

That sounds painful.

I thought that trip was just for 4/1

I think I even told you not to take it personal.

That's the prank
I tricked you into thinking it was a prank

Errybody up in this bitch mad as hell

Claiming best girl

I've been duped :o

I'll be free in an hour or less if you wanna do anything

Yes.

No you asked me not to get mad
You are not wrong

Again its all a bit fuzzy but simpler way of saying the same thing.

Ok, I'll be here.

trust me, I did.

Still though rapey?

Very nice. I enjoy mine greatly as well.
Did I hit a nerve? I didnt mean to if I did.

so... what happens in these threads at this time of night? this is usually later than I check out.

You say that but you don't sound very convincing...
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Mostly because i seriously hate rape and wont do anything without consent. Like half the attraction is the willingness of the other person. So for you to say im rapey is actualky quite insulting.
Im going to eat my way to china between those thighs

Well in an hour or two it gets really quiet. Its nothing too different from the morning. Maybe more lewd but thats about it.

sounds like a thrill. I'll probably have to duck out before all the really crazy times start, though.

I know you wouldnt rape someone you just seem a bit aggressive for your sexual needs is all. Sorry to offend. ill just not talk to you when im drunk I guess.
Its okay. Happy to hang out with you until you do.

You can go lewder
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Besides it'll take more than that to get a chance between those thighs

Hello everyone.

thanks hon

Hi hanako.

You come into the thread in the exact same moment I do. Do you have a timer or something?
>Also, good evening Hanako~

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How are you?

HI Tomoko. How are you?

Good morning Firekeeper~
Maybe i just sensed that you were coming on~
How are you?

Just sitting. I spent most of my time today playing the kingdom hearts remake on ps4

Hello purple pantied pervert
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bad memories, mostly.
nah, I'm not a collector. you?
I'm doing okay, you?

Fucking lewders.

Oh nice, how is it?

Hello big breasted pervert. How are you?
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Good to hear. I'm good.

Sensed? It's too suspicious..... I'm searching through this house for any cameras now.
Not that I would mind any~
And I just woke up, going to kitchen now. And how are you? Got any sleep last night?

Thats sad. Maybe we could make a few good ones? I have a lot of games and thats about it. Would you collect anything?
Its got 6 games in the little bundle. I have so much to play. So far its just like I remember so thats good.

so, you're one of the nightposters, along with the firekeeper?
>Would you collect anything?
I want as much incense as possible, so I can drown my sorrows in peaceful scents.
a bass guitar would be neat as well.

I am not a pervert! You're the pervert here
I am alright,
How are you
>and those purple panties
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You would make it easy to shop for your birthday. Have you ever played bass?

Space snake is best husbando

Hanako, Juvia and Firekeeper tend to bring the degeneracy of lewdness to the thread for no good reason.

years and years of regular guitars, mostly. I've had my hands on them before, it's the same idea but bigger and lower.

good to keep in mind.
>forgot image
whoops.

Thats pretty cool. What kind of songs did you like to play?

Did you changed your persona because you felt lonely again, Mai?

what can i say. i like to live dangerously.

Haha cmon, i wouldn't put any cameras in your house...that you could find at least~
Gonna make some breakfast? I'm good, having a few drinks tonight. Yeah, don;t worry i got plenty~

Sweet, that should keep you busy for a while.

Yup.

> Pot calling kettle black
That's good, i'm good.
> No you pervert~

Thats a cat girl.

Yes and get me prepped for kingdom hearts 3.

a bit of everything, just never got into metal. I played with a bluegrass band and in a pit for a musical once.
I guess that's kind of the most non-answer I could get, isn't it?
this is the side of the threads I never see. it's all... slow. and only 19 IPs.

Hey everyone...How's everyones night been?

youtube.com/watch?v=FjPeF4lkEeQ

>dubs
How? I am not a pervert!
I'm glad you're well
>why not? I j-just want to see how they're doing

Well then, at least I hope you're having fun~
Yup, the usual. Just made myself some great raspberry tea, so... Here's To You~
A few drinks, huh? That sounds really nice, wish I could join you~
Also, how's the search for the knife going?

Ever play any love songs Jill?
Hi Koume.

that's guu-sama. one variation of the trickster archetype you can't second-guess.

Are you posting lewds of your waifu because you feel lonely again, Chen?

Self nibbles? You have bested me in cuteness today.

that took longer than planned, I'm gonna eat noodles then get on

I'm not one for serenading anyone, if that's what you're hoping for.

What does that mean?
Tomoko is always cute. I would nibble her too.

Not at all. I thought babes liked guitar guys is all.

Its been a long ass day. Glad to be home to finally watch the wrestling.
youtu.be/lqCyTM1bF6Q

Nice, i haven't played a KH game in years.

Yeah the late night threads are a bit slower.

Still denying it huh?
> They're doing just fine

I'm sure watching would provide plenty of entertainment~
Cheers~
I wish you could, too.
Not good, i still can't find the damn thing...

Hey, hey.
At least I don't live with my parents and I don't need them forcing me to get out and enjoy living.
Oh, wait. We're talking about you here.

Nice.

Its got 1 and 2 along with 4 others. Lots of fun.

Megumin is Mine

> (You)
>What does that mean?


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haré+Guu

I'd giggle at you thinking I like babes, but that would imply I like anyone at all.
still, if there's any conversation to have, this seems like a less chaotic time to have it.

There has to be someone you like.

Of course I'm denying something thay isn't true!
>i-i could check on them for you if you'd l-like~
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"Entertainment", so that's how you call it these days~
Cheers~
Yeah, especially that I'm going on a lecture today. It's supposed to be a training by some company, but in reality it's just a big advertisement that'll keep me there for ~6 hours.....
Damn, it must hidden itself really good...
Besides me and these drinks, do you have any plans for the night?

none that I need to take up hobbies to attract. it works well enough just being chill and peoples' friends.

Hilltops do good work, as do Bliss n Eso. Seth Sentry is more about the lyrics and the feeling.
youtu.be/la8Vm8eV914
I need to drown out the lewds with something.

-squeaks and looks around curiously-

Ah. I see what I mean. How tall are you?
Can you bring me coffee.

Very big night. That entrance ramp was absurd.
Hello. Are you drinking. Looks like I saw you admit to it earlier. Drink always leads to nibbles
>In vino nibbles

*throws into back of van*

hello :o

You*
Nah I dont have anything and when I was talking about it earlier was something I said when I was drunk. It never has for me.

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-looks nervously at the coffee maker, then back to you. He holds out a cup of tea with a wide eyed hopeful look...is afraid of the coffee maker.-

Its ok I can make it myself. Dont know why youre scared about it.

AJ Styles vs Shaneo Mac is amazing so far. Good match to kick off. I think they're actually bruising each other.
>coast to coast
>fuck yeah

I might have to look into getting it.

True, it's a lot easier to keep up this time of night. The early evening threads are a bit too busy for my taste.

But the level of denying you're on raises some suspicion.
> sure, as soon as you let me check on those tits~

Better than anything on TV~
That sounds pretty boring, but at least it's better than working right?
Yeah, right into someones pocket...
Not really, i might play a game later though.
What about you, any plans for after the lecture?

50 bucks for 6 games. I didnt have to buy it which is a plus too.

Well drunk females tend to be just awful. So it's much better to drink alone. Or at least with guys.

I dont know. When I worked the gate to a fair ground event arena only the drunk guys would be combative assholes when I wouldnt let them in.

tall enough that I can go on the fun rides at theme parks, short enough that I don't need specialty pants.
I can understand that, yeah. on the other hand, it's also nearly 3AM here.

Im drinking while watching the wrestling.
>FINALLY A SHOOTING STAR PRESS
>BEEN FOREVER
Can confirm. Females get more drunk off less due to a lower constitution. They misjudge entirely and you end up spending half your night looking after them.

So this is the thanks a proud Soviet gets from saving you jews from the camps?
It is not! You call me a pervert and i tell you I'm not! Cause I'm not!
>you already checked them (without asking) when i hugged you, besides i just want to make sure they uh... look alright.
>I'm an expert you know

-follows you closely holding a wooden spoon for protection-