Be Ernest

>Be Ernest
>Go to Camp

>Be Debbie
>Do Dallas

and she was never found again

>Be Ernest
>Go to Jail
>Dress up in drag

>Be drive

That's autistic enough to work. Good job.

>Be Ferris
>Has a day off

He actually goes to the electric chair and gets electrocuted in that. It's kind of messed up.

>be Henry
>be Hardcore

>Be bee
>be movie

>be ernest
>never get to rest in peace cause Vern keeps fucking up

>be Ernest
>get scared stupid

I just realized children DIED in that fucking movie

>be dunston
>check in

>be Ben
>gas the kikes

>be Elsa Jean
>get.... you know the rest

He might still be alive if he wasn't a smoker. Even though I don't shame smokers, I'm glad I quit.

>be john malkovich

>be Billie Jean
>not be his lover

>be idris elba
>be in everything

>be patrick bateman
>get dubs

>be Senate
>not yet, tho

Good thread guys

>be Aunt Diane
>do it anyway

>Be Christmas Ape
>Go to Summer Camp

>Be cool

>Be Vern
>Know what Ernest means

PeeWee got a new Netflix movie. Is Ernest gonna get one?

>Be Ernest
>Need a kidney

Fug man. That movie was watched on a weekly basis by me and my best friend when we were like 7. He had that on vhs and the green ranger saga from power rangers on vhs, and those two tapes probably consumed several days of my childhood.

>Be Samoan
>Rendezvous

I kind of always hated Ernest.

He was a stupid looking, retarded redneck. Like I don't think I ever wanted to be around or know anyone like that.

I remember enjoying the movies, but with this feeling like it was nauseating me.

So I just found out that Varney died in 2000. I did not know that. Sad.

>be a big guy
>for you

...

>Google Ernest
>Google Jim Varney
>Find out Chevy Chase had a talk show

Wtf

Shut up, Vern.