My girlfriend wants a threesome. Any advice from Sup Forums ? Share your experiences

My girlfriend wants a threesome. Any advice from Sup Forums ? Share your experiences

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Tell your whore GF she's a goddamn degenerate with no morals. She's got some fucking balls to even ask you that. My girl asks me for a threesome, I buy her a bus ticket to get the fuck out of my house.

Beware her friends they might have loose pussitus

mmf?

Had heaps of mff with my gf.

What does your gf want?

she wont be your girlfriend for much longer

She doesn't love you anymore and you should follow suit.

What state? And is that her?

It's an FFM that she wants. I'm totally ok with that. We currently looking for a stranger to meet and fuck together.

You guys got cucked, right?

Welp that's the end of that relationship unless you're some kind of cuck then you'll love it when this escalates into her banging other dudes.

All those fags thinking I'm a cuck, while I'm just having two pussies while they have none.

are you a cuck? If so get another guy, if not then get a girl

You'll gonna end up like Ross

Eurofag, and nop, that's just clickbait

>implying that i'm not swimming in the 2D pootang

it's a question of morals.

Sexual deviancy is a slippery slope to thinking facebook memes are funny.

no im the guy who ruins your relationship

then drops her when she leaves you

kek

>nightmare
>coworker
>crying
>told boss i took advantage of her
>fired

She's clearly against MMF and so am I. We decided a few rules like no kissing, and I must fuck my gf more than her living sextoy.

> I buy her a bus ticket to get the fuck out of my house.

my sides

I hope you'll find your way out of the pool

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Using two hands doesn't count as a threesome OP.

Are you dating that Lebo slut?

In what fucking Country, nignog?

But did you establish the higher than a Motherfucker rule?

Go for it, well if you don't plan on being with her for a long time or getting married anyway.

If you have a FFM she could try to leverage you later for a mmf. Just keep that in mind

OP here : I just don't get how Sup Forums can be so cuck minded... as soon as I open a thread about threesome, everybody think MMF. Dont you know that ffm exist and is just better ?

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she's going to later use the fact that you guys had a ffm to demand a mmf

enjoy being cucked

I may know her. If so. You should man up. Open your mind, lose the petty jealousy, encourage her to enjoy her life and for the love of god, man, have some fun. Life is fucking short. Keep you and her safe ( be picky with your play-things and bag it when you aren't absolutely certain.)

How do you know which is better?

Yep, we talked about it, as I'm clearly not exited about MMF. She's not into it at all and find it gay so no way she asks for it. I'm a lucky user

Getting married is a safe zone.

> muh stufff

You must be young and a newfag.

If you're not - at least a bit - gay, how can you enjoy watching a guy fucking your gf ?
But that's not the topic of the thread. I want advice for ffm

Is this loli or just a young girl? swingeer.com

Alright, so if you've got everything figured out OP, why are you asking us for advice?

lol then she start kidding her alot then you got friendzoned.

And start wanking in the corner of the room.

Condoms are one of the rules.... not a fun one but a necessary one. I don't think you know her, as we don't even live in America and a shit ton of women fantasize secretly about ffm

This is the best advice you'll get.

If you want to keep her as your gf, don't do it. Sounds like a good idea and fun but the after effects of a 3some will end your relationship

Fuck yeah, right on with this.

kissing*

>"Any advice from Sup Forums"
>PEOPLE AREN'T ENCOURAGING ME AND SUCKING MY DICK REEEEEE

OP : The thing I really need to know is :
How the fuck do we find a girl for our threesome ? Iwere trying tinder but that's shit. We go out in bars, offering drinks to girls we both like, but how can you put the threesome on the table ?

Females are natural enemys of each other.
It will end up in a bloodbath either way.

Maybe one day you'll find an open minded girl who just wants to satisfy your sexual needs.

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To much porn moviez op?
A friend of mine was planning a 4some with me my gf and his gf without planning it.
Almost ruined my relation even it dint happen.
His gf is now gone a married with a other dude.
He got a fugly wife now and 2 kids.
Every facebook foto of him you can see the tears of disapointment and depression.

so dont do it faggg

What does Sup Forums have against threesome ? It sounds cool when it's not an mmf.

btw his ex gf has nice tits and i fucked his little sister and still got both there panties.

with a guy or a girl?

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with you father

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cuck thread ?

Op said a Girl. That's kind of gay anyway.

Bump

Real advice, go to a bunny ranch and pick a porn star of your choice. Make clear ground rules. Is it your two fucking this girl? Is it you and the whore fucking your girlfriend? Is it them making trying to make you cum? If you talk all this stuff out before hand, it won't be as awkward after.

>When your thread is failing so hard that you start posting porn as your point

because we read storys of the aftermath here you faggot
it ALWAYS happens

Is looking for a girl on the internet a good idea ? We're trying apps like Feeld, but didn't choose anyone for the moment. Also, it's very hard to flirt together with the same girl in bars and stuff... I'm trying to let my girl make the first move and then invite the stranger to our table to have some drink. It hasent been concluant for the moment. Thanks for the piece of advice !

Not my thread but he posted my gf and I have more

Unicorns, which is what you are looking for, are very rare. Unless you two are pretty hot, you're going to have a bit of difficulty. If you try this approach, have your gf approach/contact other girls. If you approach/contact, you'll most certainly fail. The internet can work, but have the gf do it and skype call before you meet in person.

Oh okay Mr.Superioreurocuck, and where do you live? So sorry we're not good enough for you over there, with your bullshit open borders and muh Arabs. How about you fuck off since this is an AMERICAN board for AMERICANS you fucking faggot

she's lovely ! You probably have more don't you ?

>being that angry.

Yep

Don't get attached me and my friend share all our bitches if you want threesomes you gotta drop your attachment to feelings and just fuck

There are two types of threesomes OP

MFF in which you get to play with another girl (but can't have any real fun) and your GF then uses this as leverage for her to fuck another guy.

MMF - You get cucked while you watch your GF fuck another guy.

So many chastity rings in this thread.

Whatcha wanna see?

yes

anything fucking ?

Getthelube.com

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No sorry

Want to do this while a hung guy fucks my young wife.