Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?

[b]ABSOLUTE POWER[/b]

Tell it!

That's not a story Jedi would tell you

So was he anakins dad or did he just kill his master? This shit was way too vague

did he not have the high ground?

It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.

>He could prolong others life, but not his own.

>Vampire-Tradegy-Stories, want ability to feed and gain power by feeding on others- gain ability to help people at the expense of your own power instead

>Ironic tales of tender-ness

He forgot to sleep on the top

>Is the Federation a Republic?

No, tell me more.
>Or I'll eat your soul

refer to

What happened to him?

Ok dub-chan.
>Sounds pretty gay

DOES HE LIVE IN A PINE APPLE UNDER THE SEA?

The empire?

FUCK OFF SPACE COMMIE

I've been awol from Sup Forums for a while. Can someone please explain what this meme is to be?

Some bad dialogue from the Star Wars prequels.

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If he was so wise, how come he's dead

I know that. What I want know is why

Show me a wise person who isn't dead/inevitably going be

Don't ask me, I'm a new fag trying not to get caught.

yeah disney said the book never existed, guess he wasn't so wise if he got fucked over by a goddamn talking rat.

Have you heard the story of Dexter jettster the fatfucc?