/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.

10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Titus Andronicus being robbed once again?
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice?
Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy?
qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly?
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet]
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?

Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 19
Nights since last BNM: 1

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Memphis Musician Dead After Setting Himself on Fire
-Travis Scott Arrested for Inciting a Riot
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and Slowdive
-/p4k/ forever

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PWR BTTM REVIEW??

Won't happen
They've been blacklisted
Their careers are over


Also, harry styles 7.x

HARRY STYLES 6.6 by Laura Snapes

It's Conde Naste O'clock!!!

They're getting the full SKM treatment
Expect a BTFO next week

Hundred Waters EP with a mid 7's review incoming (check dubs)

are you guys gonna give us some sweet sweet ratings tonight? Love those ratings!! How else would I know what is important?????

you realize that you're critiquing at least partial and more likely full on irony here right

Oh, the ratings are ironic? Do tell Conde Naste. I'm all ears.

>-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and Slowdive

Thanks for reminding me that Jesu/Sun Kil Moon released something recently. I totally forgot.

totally brah


Now, back to these ironic ratings.....

But they didn't unless you're talking about a new single or something. Two more weeks.

BNM of 2017
Run the Jewels 3 - Run the Jewels 8.6
I See You - The xx 8.4
Culture - Migos 8.1
Nothing Feels Natural - Priests 8.5
Process - Sampha 8.6
Not Even Happiness - Julie Byrne 8.3
Reassemblage - Visible Cloaks 8.7
Drunk - Thundercat 8.5
Nightmare Logic - Power Trip 8.4
Infinite Worlds - Vagabon 8.5
Everybody Works - Jay Som 8.6
A Crow Looked At Me - Mount Eerie 9.0
Mono No Aware - Various Artists 8.6
Arca - Arca 8.5
DAMN. - Kendrick - 9.2
Narkopop - GAS 8.8
No Shape - Perfume Genius 8.8
Slowdive - Slowdive 8.6
Powerplant - Girlpool 8.3

Actually, I'm streaming the whole album now.

itunes.apple.com/us/album/30-seconds-to-the-decline-of-planet-earth/id1233754445

Is your trip 'ironic' like these numbers?

Oh wtf it went to Spotify too, thanks

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
Paramore 7.5 by Ryan Dombal
Chino Amobi 7.7 by Chal Ravens
Spencer Radcliffe & Everyone Else 7.4 by Colin Joyce
The Van Pelt 7.4/ 7.4 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Endlings 6.8 by Raymond Cummings

buy, buy, sell, buy


I say Geneva and you hear Helsinki?

what's with the autist ruining these threads

Paramore got a higher rating than JTMC. That's pretty indicative of 2017

These 'threads' are a mix of clandestine advertising and fake news desu

god what a weak year

>JTMC
whats that

>X >Y

let's debate this pronounced arbitrary dichotomy

you're a newfag from Sup Forums aren't you

How are we even going to know what the (((AOTY))) is? What if they get the envelopes mixed up?

Dude he didn't even mention reviews

nice freddy got fingered reference

do you people not get how what you do is offensive to us?

Why is pitchfork reviewing Paramore now?

P4k was never great by any means, but there really is no difference between them and say Rolling Stone at this point. They don't even curate what they review anymore, what's the point?

Us?

>us
>Implying you speak for multiple people
Summer fag detected

There's really not much point to them curating what they review anymore.

Why is Paramore promoting Spotify? It's a mystery.

>They don't even curate what they review anymore,
Don't get me wrong, P4K = CNN, but they certainly 'curate'.

Meh I don't see why not, but I suppose that ship's sailed a long time ago

Honestly, what even is pitchfork-core at this point?
I feel like they're moving past poptimism but where are they heading?

There isn't any such a thing anymore. They pretty much just straightforward cover mainstream music and popular alternative/indie music at this point, just the same as every other big music journalism outlet.

>Honestly, what even is pitchfork-core at this point?
kek, it's more like names than genre


p4k is corrupt as fuck

So time to revive TMT hype thread?

>They pretty much just straightforward cover mainstream music and popular alternative/indie music at this point, just the same as every other big music journalism outlet.
They're good boys. Turning their life around.

>album - artist

pitchfork dindu nuffin

They're reviewing Paramore cause they made P4K-bait music, not really surprising.

yeah....the artists totally run the machine. ok.