Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Titus Andronicus being robbed once again? Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Jayson "8.7" Greene? Larry "retired BNM godfather" Fitzmaurice? Craig "Meme Rap" Jenkins? Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? qt Kim "retired Meal Goddess now at Noisey" Kelly? Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Meaghan “retired trap queen" Garvey? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? [retired, will probably still get asked to show feet] Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 19 Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -Memphis Musician Dead After Setting Himself on Fire -Travis Scott Arrested for Inciting a Riot -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and Slowdive -/p4k/ forever
Won't happen They've been blacklisted Their careers are over
Also, harry styles 7.x
Eli Thomas
HARRY STYLES 6.6 by Laura Snapes
Lincoln James
It's Conde Naste O'clock!!!
Parker Cooper
They're getting the full SKM treatment Expect a BTFO next week
Samuel Allen
Hundred Waters EP with a mid 7's review incoming (check dubs)
Jacob Reyes
are you guys gonna give us some sweet sweet ratings tonight? Love those ratings!! How else would I know what is important?????
Owen Phillips
you realize that you're critiquing at least partial and more likely full on irony here right
Jack Walker
Oh, the ratings are ironic? Do tell Conde Naste. I'm all ears.
Gavin Ward
>-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and Slowdive
Thanks for reminding me that Jesu/Sun Kil Moon released something recently. I totally forgot.
Daniel Rogers
totally brah
Now, back to these ironic ratings.....
Levi Foster
But they didn't unless you're talking about a new single or something. Two more weeks.
Liam Murphy
BNM of 2017 Run the Jewels 3 - Run the Jewels 8.6 I See You - The xx 8.4 Culture - Migos 8.1 Nothing Feels Natural - Priests 8.5 Process - Sampha 8.6 Not Even Happiness - Julie Byrne 8.3 Reassemblage - Visible Cloaks 8.7 Drunk - Thundercat 8.5 Nightmare Logic - Power Trip 8.4 Infinite Worlds - Vagabon 8.5 Everybody Works - Jay Som 8.6 A Crow Looked At Me - Mount Eerie 9.0 Mono No Aware - Various Artists 8.6 Arca - Arca 8.5 DAMN. - Kendrick - 9.2 Narkopop - GAS 8.8 No Shape - Perfume Genius 8.8 Slowdive - Slowdive 8.6 Powerplant - Girlpool 8.3
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Paramore 7.5 by Ryan Dombal Chino Amobi 7.7 by Chal Ravens Spencer Radcliffe & Everyone Else 7.4 by Colin Joyce The Van Pelt 7.4/ 7.4 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni Endlings 6.8 by Raymond Cummings
Noah Johnson
buy, buy, sell, buy
I say Geneva and you hear Helsinki?
Jaxson Gonzalez
what's with the autist ruining these threads
Lincoln Ward
Paramore got a higher rating than JTMC. That's pretty indicative of 2017
Joshua Stewart
These 'threads' are a mix of clandestine advertising and fake news desu
Brody Rivera
god what a weak year
David Parker
>JTMC whats that
Jaxson Peterson
>X >Y
let's debate this pronounced arbitrary dichotomy
Cameron Bell
you're a newfag from Sup Forums aren't you
Blake Lopez
How are we even going to know what the (((AOTY))) is? What if they get the envelopes mixed up?
Angel Edwards
Dude he didn't even mention reviews
Adam Lopez
nice freddy got fingered reference
Kevin Campbell
do you people not get how what you do is offensive to us?
Jaxson Barnes
Why is pitchfork reviewing Paramore now?
P4k was never great by any means, but there really is no difference between them and say Rolling Stone at this point. They don't even curate what they review anymore, what's the point?
Eli Edwards
Us?
Michael Bell
>us >Implying you speak for multiple people Summer fag detected
Isaac King
There's really not much point to them curating what they review anymore.
Isaac Jackson
Why is Paramore promoting Spotify? It's a mystery.
Jacob Anderson
>They don't even curate what they review anymore, Don't get me wrong, P4K = CNN, but they certainly 'curate'.
Nolan Cooper
Meh I don't see why not, but I suppose that ship's sailed a long time ago
Nolan Wood
Honestly, what even is pitchfork-core at this point? I feel like they're moving past poptimism but where are they heading?
Kayden Gray
There isn't any such a thing anymore. They pretty much just straightforward cover mainstream music and popular alternative/indie music at this point, just the same as every other big music journalism outlet.
Daniel Edwards
>Honestly, what even is pitchfork-core at this point? kek, it's more like names than genre
p4k is corrupt as fuck
Brayden Flores
So time to revive TMT hype thread?
Adrian Jones
>They pretty much just straightforward cover mainstream music and popular alternative/indie music at this point, just the same as every other big music journalism outlet. They're good boys. Turning their life around.
Jace Thomas
>album - artist
Jason Richardson
pitchfork dindu nuffin
Gavin Hill
They're reviewing Paramore cause they made P4K-bait music, not really surprising.