KINO IS DEAD

KINO IS DEAD
>if you've seen less than 15 of these films then you're part of what's killing it
itt: hollywood smut-shame thread

>haven't seen a single of those movies
>only go to the cinema to see capeshit
>only go to Sup Forums for memes and baneposting
Feels good man

>shitty black and white movies
>gookshit

>movies that will put you to sleep

wild at heart is good though

>black and white images somehow inferior to cgi shit show

I've seen six.

Breathless is shit
Seven Samurai is good, but extremely overrated
Bicycle Thieves is boring as fuck, but the ending is strong
Stalker is okay
La Haine is okay
La Jetee is just a guy narrating some shit over his holiday photos.

Fuck arthouse.

There are so many fucking movies in the world that you could be the most patrician man that has ever walked the earth and still not seen any of them that is in the image

I watched three from this list

Le Samourai
Seven Samurai
Seventh Seal

>Breathless is shit
stopped reading right there, unless you actually care to elaborate, your taste is literal shit

false, any rudimentary study of the significant movements in film history will span (at bare minimum) 10 of these

I lost interest when they spent half the movie in bed talking about nothing interesting.

>I watch pretentious black and white gay flicks

>shit tier criticism
you're in the right place famalan, enjoy /t/v/eddit

thats actually a very significant moment of the film. Breathless, along with other films of the French New Wave, are known for their loose adherence to the norms of hollywood cinema.
In this instance, the film takes a break from the chase to observe two individuals together, simply being

this is kino, not fucking vaping
have some respect for the arts you uneducated barbarian

i bet you don't complain about endless capeshit threads, OP is being pretentious but you're either memeing or you're an actual poptimist manchild

>wild at heart
Nice b8 OP

Seen 13 and a half because I fell asleep during On the Silver Globe
shit list

I don't know what else to say. I checked out the movie and it didn't interest me.

I'm only gonna be called a pleb or reddit for this, and that's not any better.

>Like 30% of all films are black and white
>if you watch any of them you are pretentious

How can you be so fucking stupid?

Why does Sup Forums attract so many people that have no interest in film?

Can I expect to be entertained watching these?

No. These are movies for hipsters who think they are superior for liking boring movies.

film/flick/cinema

black/coon/nigger

still the same in the end

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But they are not boring

I always knew that Sup Forumstards were bottom of the barrel plebs that polluted this board with capeshit and games of thrones, thanks for confirming.

>Thinks flicks and cinema are the same thing

Sup Forums is retarded beyond belief

le straw manned again

fuck you. Having a lose adherence doesn't mean "do the opposite of mainstream Hollywood", you fucking cockrash, especially if by "opposite" one means "fill the time with meaningless crap about nothing".

What do ya faggots want?

>people will believe and discuss this

They are movies. Which are the same.

Genres differ. Flick and cinema is a meme.

I also knew that Sup Forumstards were complete idiots, thanks for confirming that too. There was no strawman in my post.

I want a nice femine cock to succ

Boring isn't a criticism it just shows you're a pleb

Did you read this dude's post giving some insight?
Do you know anything about the french new wave?
Did you read about the context and significance of the film?
Did you read reviews that also offer insight as to the qualities of the film?

I'm not saying you have to do all of that to like, or watch, "art" movies properly, but at least try to understand them if you actually care about cinema as an art form. Do you think that if a bum walked into a museum and looked at the paintings and sculptures he would grasp completely the significance of the pieces? Art is context, if you don't make an effort to understand it, it's gonna look like "boring pretentious trash"

HON HON HON JE SUIS LE PRETENTIOUS MONSIEUR N'EST-CE PAS?

phew

>He thinks flicks and cinema are movies

hahahahahhaa. I see you are a child so let me explain this to you.

Kino > Cinema > Movies > Film > Flick

thats just one of the examples of a more relaxed cinema.
Another example is the excessive use of both rapid jump cuts, as well as some of the longest takes in cinema history (at that time)
More generally, i see Breathless as kind of a Fear and Loathing wayy before Fear and Loathing. It adopts a very similar on-the-run, free flowing narrative structure.

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>kino

What should I watch next? I have On the Silver Globe and Su-ki-da already but the mood to watch them hasn't struck me yet.

>No Lawrence of Arabia
>No Human Condition trilogy
>No Apocalypse Now
WEW LAD

Seen Stalker and didn't like it.
Not going to see the Andalusian Dog because of eye gore.

Film is the most appealing word

Boring is perfectly fine criticism because some movies just are boring.

I guess I just like more structure in my movies. Same as life though - I like routine and order. But I recognise that some people like the OPPOSITE in their entertainment/escapism.

People are very interesting in their differenes.

Please, Game of Thrones is higher level art than 75 percent of the boring shit you see on that image.

>No Lawrence of Arabia
Not art house.
>No Apocalypse Now
Not art house.

for you

>poltard

Im not pol. Straw man.

I fucking hate student films

they all think they are real directors and every single one ends in the main character killing themselves

Okay, back to your containment board, enough shitposting for today Sup Forumsbaby.
See above.

>my taste is a fashion statement

you really toned it down from "you fucking cockrash". Why be edgy and angry in the first place?

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by definition, "art house" cinema is anything that is created out of the traditional hollywood establishment. With that in mind, i dont think Lawrence or Apocalypse fit the bill, despite being excellent kino.

>It's an "user thinks he's a patrician because he watches socialist french noir melodramas from the 40s" episode

French noir is the modern art of cinema

28 here, mostly the movies on the left side, also

>no bresson

You're an idiot.

Movies are literally moving picture frames on a cinema screen and that covers your meme names.

All the same by definition.

>unironically using kino

Reminder.

>he lets the definitions of words dictate the terms he uses to refer to his cinema experience

Spoken like a true redditor

>Seen 16

yeah, it's a meme, but different "moving picture frames" have different objectives in mind so it's fair to try to differentiate

I hate pol. Stop making up shit because you're ass blasted.

i've seen le samourai and le cercle rouge

am i kinomeister?

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I've seen Au Hasard Balthazar on alternate version before. Took place of the first Bunuel I think.

protip: Sup Forums has more than 3 people on it

Woah sure proved my point wrong with the reddit meme.

>hates Sup Forums
>thinks there's no discernible different between kino, film, movie, and flick

you have to go back to r*ddit my friend

Sure, okay Im pol.

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Now go back and stop shitposting.

>unironically typing kino

>kino

You realise this is a made up Sup Forums meme right?

Thanks for the cringe.

Literally up my own ass: the list

@72788510
@72788547

Were your anti-art sensibilities triggered, Mr. Reddit? kino KINO K I N O

ITT: reddit & capeshitters critique kino

@72788568
shitpost

but they're all well-known films...

>autism

>who are you quoting

for hipster faggots

There aren't even 15 kinographs in there.

nope, to everyone who spent more than 5 minutes watching film

Redditors never have valid points so there was nothing to argue really

show me a better alternative (same exact genre and theme) to got, rick and morty, daredevil and silicon valley that is airing in le current year. I dare you faggot

If you grabbed 53 movies completely at random you'd most likely get a list with better movies than that one.

Time to leave Sup Forums I guess, far too many plebs now.

try shows for adults

They are only boring of youre a turbo-pleb user... Are you?

>Movies > Film
What the fuck? It has never been that way.

>I only watch true kino like bazinga man

for example?

you literally have no argument other than the fact that you simply havent seen the movies. If you've seen the films and have actual criticism, that's one thing. But at this point you're mindlessly calling people faggots on the internet.
>uneducated faggot

Not at all. The fuck are you even on.

>I make up that people are redditors in my mind and that wins arguments