Pls rate my gf

pls rate my gf

8/10, would definitely fuck. Noodz?

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Would fuck if I could have pussy, ass and mouth.

10/10

Wouldn't be seen with her in public, but I would fuck on the side/10

lol "wouldn't be seen with in public"

Don't pretend you're hot shit user. You're nothing.

Chad wannabe kek. I bet you're just a virgin faggot

Wouldn't date but would fuck

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Would date and definitely fuck

Rate my shadow
That i let free over the world
As a beginning of a story
That shall not have begun

why? such low self esteem..

Would date, fuck and marry since I'm into fatties.
Dump da noodz, bruh.

Post her feet OP

*BRAAAAAAAP*

OP don't be a faggot and give us moar

Burned cheese/10. Would not sex.

1/10

Wouldn't be caught dead being all lovey in public, but would probably fuck since it's been almost two years now.

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes

Which country do you live in?

Ditchpig/10

But at least user has a gf.

Does she make you happy? If yes then hold on to your whale. If not let it go back out to sea.

her vagina lips are so long lmfao

Something quite Joycean about this

Underrated answer.

America ;) *BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*

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