2016 Grey Cup CFL

Calgary Stampeders vs Ottawa Redblacks

3:30 for BC fans
4:30 for Calgary and Edmonton fans
5:30 for losers
6:30 for losers and Ottawa
7:30 for atlantic people who are too drunk to even see the TV
8:00 for pure retards

OFFICIAL CANADIAN CITIES POWER RANKINGS:

1. Montreal
2. Ottawa
3. Hamilton
4. Edmonton
5. Winnipeg
6. Calgary
7. Quebec City
8. Saskatoon
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90000000001. Toronto
9000000000000000000000001. Vancouver
90000000000000000000000000000000001. anything in Nunavut/Yukon/Northwest Territories

>Saskatoon

>Toronto above Whitehorse

>tfw no Alberta Grey Cup Final

So fucking sad. Ottawa will get destroyed. At least alberta cup would be entertaining

Found the frog

why is it a polar bear when they are the eskimos?

Position: Mascot (Locker room protector/ Mentor)
Home town: Arctic Circle
Birthday: July 11
Height: 10 hands
Weight: That’s personal
Acquired: Signed as a free agent in 1997.

History: Nanook was born in Northern Canada, somewhere in the Arctic Circle. One winter day, Nanook left began on a journey that would eventually lead him to Edmonton. Traveling south, Nanook passed through town after town, finding that the Northern Albertans were especially friendly, even offering the bear some food to eat or a cave to spend the night. One fateful afternoon, Nanook came upon a sign that read “City of Champions.” It was the capital of Alberta! Nanook felt instantly that this was his home. As he roamed the streets of Edmonton, it suddenly grew dark and cold – a blizzard was coming! He found shelter in the biggest, strongest looking building he could find – Commonwealth Stadium. He snuck his way into a warm dark room, where above the door was the phrase: “Once an Eskimo, Always an Eskimo.” In the spring, Nanook was awoken from his hibernation by the Eskimos training staff who had come to get the locker room and equipment ready for training camp. They took him under their wings and welcomed the bear as their new mascot – and even had the fans select his name!

Today: Nanook spends his off-season protecting the locker room. Every spring, Nanook sheds his winter pounds at Eskimo training camp, buffing up for a new season of Eskimo Football. Nanook loves his job as defender of the Eskimo Empire and protector of his home turf, Commonwealth Stadium.

Likes: Exercising, playing with kids and most of all – winning!

Dislikes: Horses, gophers, birds, all felines, planes, boats

Saskatoon got a team? I thought we got an art gallery!

>Home town: Arctic Circle
Not even from Edmonton baka

The other mascot is from Ohio for some reason too lol

calgary and edmonton should be switched. Its basically just winnipeg with a massive fuckhuge mall

>ottawa
>that high

I live here and there are too many somalis

This. The enema bag of canada

Let's go Super Dave

>Montreal first
>Hamilton third
>Winnipeg above Quebec
>Toronto above anything

Hope Ottawa can put up a little bit of a challenge at least.

same thing
>tfw 4 feet of snow and high winds and -50 degrees, yet everyone still has to go to work and school

kek. nothing is going to change the fact that Toronto is the only relevant Canadian city and the rest are literally holes in the ground, stay mad

also, cfl is for hick white trash that have to live their miserable lives somewhere in the vast Canadian wasteland outside of Toronto. we literally don't know it exists lmao

go on, shower me with your pathetic jealousy, it's not like there's a ton of action to watch kek

See im a big football fan.
For the NFL i like the Cowboys. (grew up in Fort Worth near dallas)
For the CFL i like the Saskatchewan Roughriders.

>Henry Burris limped off the field. Word circulating he might not play. #CFL #RNation #GreyCup

>laffs

reminder that this is true flag of Canada.

I hear there's a soccer game for you to watch Abdul.

east end pleb detected

And Calgary is? Edmonton but slightly closer to the mountains?

>Cold Lake, Alberta
>-48 C
>4 Wing shuts down
>go grocery shopping because the rest of the town is still open for business
I wish all wing commanders were so lazy.

>3. Hamilton
the only thing hamilton is good at is being shit and having no jobs or a future for anybody unfortunate enough to be born there.

IT BEGINS

Was there a moment of silence for Fidel Castro?

How hard is Ottawa going to get BTFO tonight?

South Keys

kill me pls

the somali gangs will take care of that

I've got a feeling that the Stamps and their fans are in for a bad evening.

Cheering for Ottawa tbqh

Kek

Get fucked royal cunt

IT"S PRINCE HARRY

bugger off. royal senpai is best senpai

>America loves the province that hates them the most

This never stops being funny.

>actually announces the flyby

way to completely ruin it

Not nearly enough degeneracy in these pre-game ceremonies. Way too wholesome for my liking.

I'm surprised there's not more cfl discussion on Sup Forums, it's a literal meme league

>union cuck.
No

I thought they changed the anthem to remove the reference to God?

>display of white patriarchal military power
>canadian flag rather than cubas
>no kneeling
bet these crusty white bitches are eating unseasoned chicken to

anyone know where to stream?

Is CFL actually popular in Canada?

I know hockey is king there, but is CFL like how NBA is here?

Or is it MLS-tier?

Justin meant to be there but he has to prepare for his dad's funeral.

No.
Literally just watching it commercial break of the raiders game.
It's mls tier.

Kek

you must go back.

Popular in west and parts of east, Toronto/Hongcouver don't care about it.

MLS tier. It has a fair share of dedicated fans, but most people don't care about it.

It's more popular in western Canada. I don't know why they bother having the Grey Cup in Toronto tbqh.

Toronto needs to leave the league ao Canada can have an NFL team.

What are the chances that an NFL team signs Mitchell next year?

SHUT UP ABOUT PIERRE'S WIFES SON

Would a friendly Canadian be willing to ship me a couple breakfast sandwiches from Tim Horton's?

Tim Hortons is pretty fucking garbage

Bears should tbqhwy

They have a timmies in NYC.

>betraying dunkies

I'm triggered

why are all the fans dressed like lumberjacks?

Why are both teams wearing red and black

And then Cutler should go cfl :^)

it's in canada

>the only natural turf in the CFL

is he fucking serious?

I-I live in Montana
I'd have to drive to Lethbridge

Just wait, we're taking over...

Doesn't feel the same under US rule desu.
Fuck burger king.

timmy's is fucking disgusting in US
also, why is no one in your country capable of making a raspberry lemonade drink without somehow fucking it up?

Montana or Wyoming are the only places I'd want to live in the states.

It's fucking disgusting up here as well

It's shit in Canada now too. Everything is frozen and reheated and the coffee blows now too.

>not liking Tim's

Lemonade and iced tea is always trash in Canada.

>tfw no Alberta final

>Burris hurt in pregame
jesus

In Edmonton every one is staffed by TFW's it's really shitty

>the accent on this ref

fucking lel

>TFW's

Kek what is that?

>the leaf on this flag

fucking lel

They're changing "in all thy sons command" to "in all of us command" for gender-neutrality, and it hasn't happened yet.

I once went this timmy's in Niagara and for some reason this newbie employee made my drink with like 5 times the amount of syrup that was needed. I took one drink and had to throw it away.
dounuts are meh, not great but not as bad as someplaces. I once got a cherry cheese danish (in US timmy's) and the thing wasn't cooked at all. I could still feel the dough in it.
Coffee seems to be getting worse.

I've had one or two decent ones.

I stayed up for this shit, now I can barely stand up.
Go Ottawa, I guess.

Temporary foreign workers literally all Filipinos or Bangladeshis

fuck you fairy faggots croissant breakfast sandwiches are absolutely GOAT

the timmies up there in buttfuck nowhere are probably the problem, another reason never to live outside of the only relevant Canadian city, Toronto

>stayed up
What?

Give it a rest Pajeet

Oh right, I forget those are a thing back home.

When service jobs cant be outsourced our government lets corporations bring third world workers here and pay them less than minimum wage because they aren't citizens.

can confirm timmies is disgusting up here as well. they also kick you out if you an your buds show up drunk. ffs

the tims in buttfuck nowhere are at least staffed by Canadians

That's Un-Canadian

>Democratic Peoples Republic of Canada
>relevant.

Here is the real list from a guy whos actually been to all these places.

1.Toronto
2.Vancouver
3.Montreal
4.Calgary
5.Quebec City
6.Winnipeg
7..Ottawa
8.Edmonton
999999999999999 Regina

>tsn stream keeps snagging

DAMMIT CMON