Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.
Thy digits decideth thy rank.
Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = Royalty
Sexts = Pope
Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester
When three trips are rolled, we march to Mecca.
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Ave Maria
Deus Vult, brother
Pater noster
Where is your god now?
Roll
Deus vult
I'm joining but I'm actually faithful to my muslim brothers because I have a muslim fetish and get railed by my arab boyfriend fat cock every night.
lol dubs
Filthy saracens
Judgement day has come
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ples
R0lls
Deus vult.
DEUS MOTHERFUCKING VULT
r0ll 4 geebus
Let's go again.
check em
We will take Jerusalem.
Deus Vult
If I join, all infidels are to be hung by fish hooks into their scrotums and have broken glass shoved under their eyelids.
God wills it.
DEUS VULT!!!
Woah. Reroll.
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Sure
Friend :)
*sigh* time for another crusade
This guy fucking gets it
A crusade?
Ayy, Rerolling m8
checketh thou
god pls
So it's time again, huh?
rolling for jester
Reroll
rollerino
Dubs = traps r not gay
Trips = ^
I'll stick with it
DEUS VULT
For the holy land
Praise Allah
allah lilah ilaha ilalah rasulula muhamadun
allahu akbar
DEUS VULT!!!!
Deus motherfuckin vult fellow friend
Yeah, God loves all his creatures?
Cant remember reading about fish hooks or broken glass anywhere in the bible.
Praise be to allah
D E U S
E V U L T
U U
S L
T
Deus Vult!
Deus vult
Burn at the stake you Heretic
After you clense the midle east of jews and christians, could you do europe too? Hate those self righteous lunatics. The muslims i dont give shit about, never hurt anyone who didnt deserve it, unlike christianity and jews which is all about money, like the crusades actually...
>Middle East
>Holy Land
>Totally worth letting our own kind bleed for
Uppsala is more holy than sand nigger land. Unfortunately it has been corrupted and defiled by Christians over the centuries. That's the holy Land you faggots should be trying to reclaim. Europe is the real Holy Land, particularly Northern Europe.
Try remembering harder you passive aggressive pussy.
biblehub.com
Lets kick the ameritard controlling jews the fuck out!
*Kisses*
... the first Christian I've ever seen that was less Ned Flanders and more John wick.
"passive aggressive" make up your mind nigger. AND, I've actually been there as a UN solider, faced fire, shot back. The only thing you ever shot with is your flacid excuse for a dick I pressume.
Pussy? Gimme gimme!
deus vult
Watch me brethren as I lead ye into glorious battle for liberation!
I don't think you're replying to the right person.
But I actually was in combat so go fuck yourself either way faggot.
Yeah! Lets have armageddon at Upsala! Tired of the snow and cold up here! Would be awsome to see GI Joe try to tackle winther hahaha!
here we go baby
that made no sense
>doesn't know what passive aggressive means
>pressume
Found the Saracen.
joining because fuck it
Cut him up and feed him to our horses
Here I fucking come motherfuckers
Rolling for maximum deus vult
Roll
Deus Vult
My natural is here :((( do not worry and look for love so you will sée great things !!!
Waddaya mean "was"? Tired of it already? Pussy, I'm in my mid 40s, still at it!
What do you do, go to counseling, wet your bed at night and weep alone? Get back here whimp!
let's go
roll
DEUS VULT!
DEUS VULT/DIEU LE VAUT/BÓG TAK CHCE!
Rolling
What the fuck language is that even rofl you sound like a bag of ass faggot
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Rollin
Rool
DEUS VULT
roll
Knight get
SARACENS!
Sorry, nigger. You guessed wrong. bet you can't timestamp a pic of either you with a bitch or you with a firearm.
>727894520
Death by becoming knight and going on the crusades
Let's kill some goat fuckers
jerusalem get
Sacred roll
What is my calling?
We must take back the Holy Lands of Jerusalem!
V U L T
deus vult
But I can ;)
So, what's that about being alone you blatant homosexual?
Kek
In The Name of God
kill the infidels
deus vult.
Rollin