Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

Kyouko claimed.

Depending at what point you want to cross the harbour, it's up to an hour to get around

>Not much anymore.

They actually do, most of the time.

Plus the way S-mug and you write is completely different.

>but mean Taiga has renamed some of their files to match, and it gets confusing for me ;~;

That's just annoying.

Well, usually you can tell by the way they type, unless they try to match that aswell, kek.

>I rarely see them. But will look at them too.

You should, they help a lot.

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カラミチーマス

>cute
>and
>perfect

>Plus the way S-mug and you write is completely different.
I always say this is the biggest differential but no one seems to agree.

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>bland
>and
>boring

Get a trip so I can filter you.

>I always say this is the biggest differential but no one seems to agree.

I don't know why that is, since it's a dead giveaway.

uwu

darjeeling

Claiming best girl

that sounds like fun though, sitting on a boat and enjoying the time! I guess it sort of forces you to relax, there's not a whole lot you can do during it.
I'll keep trying to do my best but they're both weird to me ;~;
please no fights friends

(Kyouko)
(Love user)
There was a 3rd Taiga trolling on the 1st of April, pretty sure the filename stealing was all him.
He should have stopped now though.
I guess we'll see in the coming days if that's true.

How's it going, everyone?

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I mean going around. The ferry only takes about 20 minutes to cross

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Give me a few minutes and some beers...I'll...I'll fuck it up.

I see how it is, I get first reply in the other thread and it gets deleted

WELL IM STILL HERE BABY

>I'll keep trying to do my best but they're both weird to me ;~;

Eventually you'll be able to tell them apart really easily.

>people still don't look at filenames
OpieOP

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oШo
things russian furries say

ah... alright! that probably was the time I was most confused.
hello hello friend

I think it's more obvious the longer you talk to both of us.

I don't make friends with people TRYING to be stupid.

I'd rather you not. Just remembering how Esdese used to post makes me want to vomit.

Claim

that's not a very nice way to describe your own waifu even if it is accurate

Fucking kek.

Sounds like a decent enough goal.

I don't know, the difference is like day and night in my opinion.

don't be friends but don't fight then?
it's easier to all just get along!
the same goes for you!

>most confused
Me too ;-;
I really didn't know what was going on that night.
I know there were at least 4 people posting Taiga that night, I knew who one of them were, and of course myself.
Later found out the filename stealing and impersonation was part of an April fools.

Here it. The last one. Better cherish it. This was a great attempt. Really it was. But you suck at this.

You have also talked to both of us (or at least me) enough to realize it.

Fuck that. That shit's boring. We are supposed to insult shit waifu after all. It's in the rules.

Claimed

Ahh her, yes. Awful indeed, I'll try to work on my stuff. I'm not that bad.

>her
It ain't no secret that that boy needs therapy.

Ah, that's nice, I'm pretty good myself, but since subway is closed here today due to the terrorist attack it took ages for me to get home from a uni

I hope it doesn't happen again, for both of our sakes ;~;
not in this thread's rules! it just says that you need to have original insults, not that you have to insult others!
ah... you're near the metro attack? I'm so sorry, I read about it earlier and it does sound scary.

But the implication that you may insult is made apparent by the request that insults be original.

Touko a cutie.
>Only a tasteless pleb would think that Hina is better.

What's up with the big bad bully attitude?
If you'd like to pick on someone, fight me right now.

Also, any chance that you may get Killing Floor 2? I just realized I'm terrible at it.

>>Only a tasteless pleb would think that Hina is better.

Weak bait, but I'll reply anyways :^)

-_-

I may pick it up the next time it is on sale. And I promise it's just your Perk level. I was playing the pistols class and was hitting the Gorefasts in the fucking face and I couldn't pop their head. It took nearly 3 to 4 rounds to kill 1 Gorefast on the Normal difficulty at Level 0 Perks.

Eh, I had a rough weekend. I got stood up, I helped two people move and my parent re-arrange the house. I wasn't able to get my homework done until Sunday at like 9pm so I'm just relieving some pent up stress.

It happened in my city while I was at the university, so I wasn't really near it when it happened, but after that they closed all the other stations, just to be sure. On the bright side, all the other public transports were free for today.

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Get a new chibi -_-

And now mine

Silly Jew. Have you ever gotten trips?

I want to kiss Chen

I basically want to rape Chen, her mom, and her mom's mom.

Is that weird?

I would if there was one -_-

Of course. Observe

Stolen

You're a creep.

I need a higher quality edit :o

I'm glad you're safe at least

Deleting it would work -_-

This doesn't seem to be working out for you, Jew. Maybe you should take up another profession?

I mean, it's their fault for arousing me.

awawa

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we can't delete love :o

Hello can I order one Rory

S-stop it user, you're making me blush
(Please continue, actually)

One Rory, served with a side of smug.

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiii

I'm kidding, hi Aikawa

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same waifu

Well, this is boring.

Thanks!
>grabs hand and takes home
Hello, how do you like this girl I just collected?

Can't say I didn't try. Why not stir the pot instead of staring at it, hoping it boils?

it is, though! it sounds like it was a spooky thing and I'm glad another nice person is coming out of it unaffected!
just make sure you take time to process what happened, it's gotta we weird to think something like that happened so close to you.
hello hello miss pink

BORINGU PEEPORU

>multiple 5s
slep

He can't cook.

Even better! That means he'll fuck it up worse!

You're a fucking guy who wants to rape Chen, Ran and Ran's mother
Creep.

She couldn't handle the D right out of the box so you're going to have to break her in.

Good morning~

Which Tomo r u?

I believe a better plan would be to put the pot over a burner

A-are you sure? She looks older than me...

Yeah, see, it's called "stirring the pot."
Get some thicker skin, nerd.

The best one.

Not the one you want to fuck

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Here

S-mug has been making some sexy waves, haven't they?

Too true.

No, light it all on fire. Stir that pot.

Morning Sono

I can :o

She has a very big head :o

are you well today, person who makes me sick to look at

please no I have a wife and kids ;~;

get on rabbit :o
meanie :(

I think it's cute.

Hello.

Do it

everyone looks older than you ._.

Which one?

awh man..

what?

I just woke up 11hrs ago! hai!!

Mooooooore

._.

>less than 1mb of love

Delete it. Nothing of value will be lost.

Stop smoking so much weed and be productive you lazy fag.

Hi. My dog woke me upHi sono. I just woke up

Eh. Rory will always come back.

I thought your fixed your sleep schedule?

I'm okay! sad after hearing about what happened in St. Petersburg today though ;~; people got hurt and I don't like that

No.

Actually, just to spite you, I'm gonna go smoke a bowl and jack off.

Sonokawa says I should "break her in", what do you think?
Then how come you can't overpower me?