Dan "Get in the Van" Schneider

youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg

What's his name again Sup Forums?

Daniel Jay Schneider.

Thanks friend

Dan "The Freeloader" Schneider

Dan "Spread Her Wider" Schneider

Dan "If She's a Fighter Hold Her Tighter" Schneider

Dan "Quick Someone Hide Her" Schneider

Dan "Blind Her and Bind Her" Schneider

Dan "No Need For Grindr When Her Parents Cant Find Her" Schneider

you just know

I don't get it

"Dirty" Dan "The Man with the Plan" "Candy Land" "Get in my Van" "Twelve Inch Span" "I Hate Sand" "Baby Lovin' Clan" "Ladies' Man" "Use Your Hand" "Vaginal Scan" "Wider Than" "Best Man" "Game Plan" "Panties in the Trash Can" "Chicks on my Catamaran" "Rough Rider" "Leg Divider" "Open Wider" "Came Inside Her" "Hang Glider" "Hard Cider" "Condom Hider" "Sting Spider" "Cum Provider" "Gang Bang Guider" "Supercollider" "Wang Dang Doodle Up the Piper" Schneider

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Dan "i wont go down in history, but i WILL go down on your little sister" Scneider

Pick one and only one.

>he doesn't know who screens every child actress on Nickelodeon

Dan "The Hymen Collider" Schneider gets to pick as many as he wants.

Do you have a daughter or a sister who wants to be on TV?

No, I don't get the grindr part.

Oh I know what kinda "big bang theory" is really on this madmans mind

Who needs to order takeout when big (((studio executives))) send you fresh meat on the daily?