ITT: The worst band names of all-time

>An Horse

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Child Pornography

A Athlete?

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>only trolls will say Nickelback

>only plebs will say Smash Mouth

Re-read the topic, friend.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>my bad

Gay Dad
Puddle of Mudd

> implying An Horse isn't the best band name.

Bush

Puddle of Mudd is stupid but I love it
>any one word band name ever
>Herman's Hermits
at least they had some good singles tho

That one is hilarious though
Imagine coming up with a band and album name that literally makes you impossible to Google

This

Radiohead

These are both good names

>in america you get arrested for searching for specific words
Hahahahahah the funny thing is you will never even comprehend to which extent is your country so backwards

>impossible to Google

Neutral Milk Hotel

I agree with you but >implying I can afford to move somewhere better

The The
10/10 band, 0/10 name

Jimmy Eat World

Gum

Gay Dad is actually a pretty cool band name

Carrisa's Wierd

One of my favorite bands but; Godspeed You! Black Emperor. I fucking hate it

It would be astronomically better if it were just Black Emperor

>Live
>Bush
>Seether
Post grunge band names are so lame

Uriah heap

I checked them out solely because of their name, so I'm going to disagree on this one.

does anyone know what actually happens if you google that?

The world would be astronomically better if you were to die

you will be killed instantly. of course nothing happens.

Every sentence-like metalcore band name ever

Was not was

idk, i thought that you will be reported to fbi if you search those terms or some shit like that

discogs.com/artist/274762-Child-Pornography

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This. You get reported if you google
>Hitler
>Child Pornography
>Grimes

Was going to say Linkin Park but then I thought about Nickelback.
>Fort Minor sucks.
>Nickelback wins by a landslide avalanche.

probably, but that goes fo r you as well

>my bad

why did he greentext this?

>good singles
>henerey the eigth

The pornographers

i've worked with google, and certain keywords get you put on a watchlist if you use them often.

looks like a bundle of sticks to me

Car Seat Headrest

Sorry Will, your name sucks man.

This, didn't want to listen to the band because of their name

No, no and no.

It makes sense in the context of his earlier work being recorded in his backseat. Not a good name but he's got incredible music behind it so I don't mind.

>the world is a beautiful place and i am no longer afraid to die
might as well call your band the pussies

nah kys

so this is what shit taste looks like. unsettling.

All of these are good, tho.

Hermans Hermits

Lmao I haven't listened to this band because of that god awful band name. I don't even think I could enjoy it knowing that the people behind it are dumb enough to name their band that.
>Hermans Hermits
This is good tho

Tokyo Police Club

I agree that the name has history and the music behind it is even better, but the name is a turn off for new listeners.

On a side note, I saw them on Saturday night. I'm still coming down from it.

Godspeed You! Black Emperor

actually yes

PWR BTTM

>The Pains of Being Pure at Heart
Tha fuck.

The new pornographers

>Tame Impala
>Animal Collective

>Modest Mouse
>Super Furry Animals

The only good band name ever conceived was hoobastank

Even though I like the band I think "Camp Kill yourself" is pretty bad.

Yeah but CKY is an okay name.

My Bloody Valentine
It sounds like the name of a fucking emo/scene band, and it turned me off from them for the longest time

I saw a band called Child Abuse once.
They were awesome, but now I have a useless t-shirt with a schoolbus that says "Child Abuse" in big ol' letters.

Also Anal Cunt.
Actually, no, the band name is not as bad as their LOGO. So gross looking.

this

Nine Inch Nails

I love the band, love Trent. I just fel ashamed about talking about the band in public due to the name, dunno why, I really like the acronym, but the name sounds too embarassing for me to mention for some reason.

>dumb yuropoor doing what dumb yuropoors do best
like pottery

typical non-American who thinks he understands the US but is clueless

The Beatles

>but he's got incredible music
you can stop posting any time, Will

Hootie and the Blowfish
Does It Offend You, Yeah?
Butthole Surfers
Ever single shitty metalcore band's name

BADBADNOTGOOD or whatever those faggots call themselves

Hoobastank is pretty shitty too.

Animal Collective is a great name, kill yourself for having a different opinion to me.

because he's a smelly newfag

Pretty much anything that's more than 3 words
If it's an entire sentence just give up music.

Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated By Mass Amounts Of Filthy Fecal Fisting And Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside The Infected Maggot Infested Womb Of A Molested Nun Dying Under The Roof Of A Burning Church While A Priest Watches And Ejaculates In Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus

The only thing I would change is putting the exclamation point at the end of the sentence instead of the middle. Every time I read the band name in my head I feel like I have to put emphasis on the "You!" and it just sound stupid.

me too
>godspeed YOU....... black emperor

People who think Butthole Surfers is a bad name have obviously never listened to their music.

you opinions are wrong and bad

ive googled for the name of pic related and i got a google ad thing saying to report child abuse. thats it.

EEWWW! YOU'RE A GIRL

Portugal. The Man has to be one of the worst band names I have ever heard. The fact that the band has nothing to do with Portugal is only the least of this names problems. What does "Portugal. The Man" even mean? It's not like all good band names have to mean something, but "Portugal. The Man" not only has a bewildering meaning, it doesn't even sound that cool. "Arcade Fire" might not really mean anything relevant to the band, but the words "Arcade Fire" present some pretty cool imagery, and so that is really all the band name needs.

Absolutely nothing special comes to mind upon hearing the words "Portugal. The Man". Is the band trying to give us two totally different ideas here? Like, here's Portugal the country. And then here's some man? It's as if the band couldn't decide between naming themselves "Portugal" or "The Man" so they just said "ahh fuck it, let's combine the two names". And then, against all reason and common sense, they fucking did it.

Is there some man named "Portugal"? Is that who this band is named after? Is the "The Man" part to distinguish the man from the country of the same name? "Portugal" isn't even a real name for a person. And even if it was, and even if "Portugal. The Man" is named after some guy named "Portugal", the band fucked up big time with the punctuation. If all those things are true, the band name should read "Portugal: The Man". You see that? That's a colon. The band name doesn't need a period. The band name just looks stupid with that random misplaced period. The correct punctuation should be a colon, and that's only the case if the band name really is referring to some guy named Portugal. But the band name is never clear. The band name is vague, it sounds stupid, and they fucked up the punctuation. I hate that band name.

They actually did move the exclamation point at one point in their career lol

lmao

Grindcore names are pretty bad or just outrageous for no reason.
For example: Abörted Hitler Cöck
And yes that's a real band

That logo looks like it'd be painful to step on while barefoot.

Is this satire of unreadable metal logos or is it just like that?

Both.

Curse These Metal Hands

Leftöver Crack is still the best band of all time though.

lol of course you're allowed to read up on the topic of child pornography what the hell.

Almost (keyword: almost) any name that's more than three words. Unless its something like "Name and the Somethings" or unless its something weird and attention grabbing like GY!BE.
Mostly shitty pop punk and emo bands do this.

Thudercat
Gold Panda

That's the point.

The Slants
The Trouser Sniffers
Porcupinography

HI KIDS DO YOU LIKE VIOLENCE?

Weezer
King Gizzard tne the Lizard Wizard
Motorhead
Kanye West

>band names
>kanye west

Probably not worst ever but Bongripper is by far my favourite doom metal band but the name makes it seem like dude weed lmao which isn't reflected in the music at all

>Hoobastank
>The American Music Club
>Eternal Tears of Sorrow
>iwrestledabearonce
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