Walk into your house

>Walk into your house
>You find Emma Watson standing there
Wat do?

Excuse me, this is not your home.

ask her to leave my house

report her to the police for breaking and entering

sue her

get money

Pivot 180 degrees and moon walk the fuck out of there

show her my collection of middle age weaponry

Oh shit I'm sorry

care for cup of tea love?

I would rape her

Pull out a baseball bat and tell her to get the fuck out because i wont have a feminist in my house. but would fuck still

I'd shout "Expelliarmus!" and kick her ass out.

sperg out

Ask her if I'm in a fucking movie.

Ask her if she's gone all Winona Rider and is stealing from me.

i ask her what she doing in my home then if she doesnt have answer i give her slap and then if she still not have answer then i give her more slap until she have answer and then when she give me answer i ask her to leave unless her answer is to have sex with me but i know its not to have sex with me so i slap her until she pass out and then she have sex with me so i slap her until she awake and kick her out of my home because she is trespass and i dont respect woman who fuck man who is not husband

hey bby, wan sum fuk?

>thread

Give her a ride home she I obviously drunk

Ask her if she prefers vim or emacs

kekistan

This guy. I like this guy.

I'd say, Oh hi, Emma. Are you looking for Tom (Felton)? He's not here, but man we got smashed last night. Hey, let's get some lunch, hungry?

Point at my dick and and shout "expecto patronum", and watch her look in horror as a stream of white blows out of my wand onto the floor in front of her.

damn dude, how many years do you think you can make it before you kill yourself?

Do people find her attractive?

I don't.

this

walk 360 degrees and turn around

360 quick snape.

emma watson circa order of the phoenix is prime