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>tfw steven seagal will never arrest you
who /stillsore/ here?
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He was quite good in Suicide Squad.
>you'll never have a hairline like that at 64
He's a big guy
You will if you buy one.
Well, I'm sorry to hear that...
My god, that's so fucking stupid
You're stupid
>What exactly are you champion of?
>Snatching punanis
EAZY
>ywn have the peak condition of seagal to snatch bdays
Wow what a jerk
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that's nowhere near as funny without sound
He doesn't need to even say it. Christ.
holy shit I've never seen that one. That's pure fucking kino
Is Dale Tooker the greatest actor of our generation?
Me and a friend have been watching through all of Seagals flicks, and Out For A Kill has been one of the oddest he's ever done.
The editor tries so hard to do cool shit but he fails hilariously.
WELL I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT
*breathes heavily*
'CAUSE NOW
*sprays canned hair on scalp*
BECAUSE NOW
*burst seams on plate carrier*
*I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT, 'CAUSE NOW
*gets choked out by Gene Lebell*
I WILL SNATCH EVERY MOTHERFUCKER BIRTHDAY
PIDARAS
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What did he mean by this?
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Never forget that Judo Gene said he shit his pants while he was unconscious too...
jesus fuck he's from the same planet as tommy wiseau
obviously not true.
A man that can handle a katana, one of the highest skill ceiling weapons ever known to man, with such ease like pic related, would never shit himself like that.
pssh nothing personnel kid
KINO
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Not pictured there, but the pose he does when the fight is over obliterated my sides the first time I saw it
>hey beach
His autistic stare after he cuts the guy...
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Sensei?
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>that sunset
k i n o
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VERY fat man and waddling at incredible hihg speed.webm
*runs grandma-ishly towards you*
*swings katana like a homosexual*
Psssssh.... (sound of air being released from shirt squeezing too tightly)
Consider your birthday snatched *breathes heavily* kid....
*farts nonchalantly*
VERY fat man waddling at incredible hihg speed.webm
Oopsie Poopsie ;)
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Wow, what the fuck. Why did he kill that girl's father in front of her? He is the bad guy?
This was great. Holy shit, this was fantastic.
I'm surprised the body din't explode there.
>The editor tries so hard to do cool shit but he fails hilariously.
reminds me of
I love how the sun just decides to show up.
>that sunset
more closely resembles the beginning of a nuclear holocaust
Seagal is a master kinographer
seagal as microsoft sam