What the fuck is going on here

What the fuck is going on here

If you can't tell that's Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom

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Looks like they're filming the next Pirates movie

MOAR???

Yeah, a dude is hanging out alright !!

Did they fuck?

BENIS

J-just...

His penis looks just like mine.

It's long but thin.

Is he cut? I can't tell.

Ohh yeah, ohh bebby, I want to see them tittays

There is literally nothing wrong with being uncircumcised.

>inb4 some cutfag outs themselves as someone who doesn't wash their penis regularly

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>Uncircumcised

GOY

The wrong one is naked.

Katy Perry got BWC'd

man me and bloom got about the same size hog

not sure how to feel

M-O-M-A-S-S

>guy is naked
>woman isn't

double standards smfh

That's disgusting

Thats fucking gross. What happened to her god tier ass?

>not wearing matching swimsuits
she is a cunt

This makes me feel a bit better about my penis.

His is erect so he's likely less than 5.8 inches fully erect.

I almost have a micropenis being about 4 inches fully erect. (Flaccid though It's pathetic not even an inch)

d r o p p e d

>hog

It's more Timon than Pumbaa desu

Nigga what do you mean like just stand under the shower nigga, a cut dick gets clean when there's water running over it, lmao you stink penis niggas gotta get up in there and shit ahaha that shit's disgusting. shit man, i haven't even used soap in like 10 years, water is enough

>women can have disgusting cellulite like this and be lumpy as fuck but orlando has to have some muscle

It's a pretty standard white guy dick.

Obviously. Note that it's shaved.

She hit 30

Looks like a sock filled with cottage cheese.

HAHA TINY DICKLET

and it looks like he's abiut 3/4 hard. How embarassing

>has to
it's all about choice and self respect
Bloom actually gives a fuck about his body
Perry knows her career is over and that literally nobody cares about her anymore.

Dammit, Katy. At least get naked too.

>he's erect

Lol no

As an active nudist, most normal people don't understand that exposing your dick to the elements will create massive shrinkage. It's part nervousness, and part feeling the cold wind on your skin.

There's no way to compare a nudist dick to a dick that's been warmly cozy in a pair of pants all day

That's part of the thrill of being a nudist. You never know what it's going to look like

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> This is what whitebois actually believe

the correct term is BONGED

WHERE CAN I SEE ALL THE PHOTOS????

so? my point was that nobody has to look good, it's a choice.

>his is erect
It's not.

How does it feel knowing that the Jews robbed you of the capacity to have a real orgasm?

Haha alpha as fuck.

>That's part of the thrill of being a nudist. You never know what it's going to look like

I don't have a problem with naked people, it's just the enthusiasts that bother me. There is something wrong with you.

fucking windows start up song, every time

he HAS TO look good or he won't be fucking Katy Perry

so you cut a piece of your dick because you can't be bothered to peel back the skin and wash it?
also
>he cleans his dick with just water
jesus christ you guys are fucking disgusting

d-do you actually not wash your giant mandingo dick with soap?

The biggest penis in the world is white. There is also plenty of micro penised black guys. You're probably one of them, considering you're here on Sup Forums

I'm just saying you can't judge a man by his penis when he is fully nude in the open. The best time to judge is after a hot shower

What the fuck happened to this board? This is more like Celebrity gossip at this point.

i have no interest in sex, human beings disgust me
desu i've never felt anything when kissing a girl, it's just boring like i might as well be doing nothing
i am simply waiting to die

And why does he need to fuck kate perry?

> Defensive whiteboi comebacks

bro i'm white as fuck and have a fairly small dick. but no, i don't use soap on any part of my body. i use shampoo/conditioner but that's it. i just stand in the shower for like 10 minutes every day

>at this point
nice meme and digits

>ass is censored
Are you telling me there's pictures out there where we can see Bloom's bunghole?

>>The biggest penis in the world is white.
the biggest is french

If Katy Perry was the one naked, would this thread still be up?

So based on this picture would you guys rather fuck Katy or Orlando?

>if I pretend to laugh, maybe they won't make fun of me


You must have spent a lot of time in high school doing this. All the other boys were busy playing sports, and you sat on the side lines watching. Now you're here on Sup Forums.

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yeah, I'd put his dick in my mouth.
No homo or anything, just a brojob.

more like that pic please

I mean guys being humiliated by women, not Bully artwork

> Whiteboi projecting his insecurities

Sorry, but it's American

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

>no erect data

he could grow 2 cm making it 18cm, does that mean my best friend has the biggest penis in the world?

Exactly how new are you?

>m-maybe if I just keep pretending to laugh, they will think I'm not sad

How did it come to this senpai? The same thing happened in high school, and now it's happening again at Sup Forums lmao

remember to ask for /cel/ to save this board

im not sure you're exactly qualified to give advice on hygiene to be quite honest my family member

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DICKS OUT

someone post some bbc, makes me sick seeing little white pees

>THE SARDINES

Things were better two years ago.

>all these insecure faggots projecting over cock sizes

So your parents never taught you how to shower.

>White women.
>not even once.

That disgusting jewdick