Oh shit Sup Forums it's the Cops!

Oh shit Sup Forums it's the Cops!
Quick, put on your cool face.

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>mmmmm officer, i do so love flan

Fuck cops! #BLM

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but officer, i'm white?

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Cool face
Not shoot me face

Evening officer, nice day for pure unsinful acts wouldn't yoou say?

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Just check these dubs officer.

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>Nothing to see here.

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Showum

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cun i hilp you occifer?

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o hai

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Hail Satan

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isn't he a batshit Russian soldier?

Be cool fool, they ain't gonna roll up
All they want is fucking donuts

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This reminds me of a time....
>>be me in college
>>get high as fuck on crystal
>>end up outside on a tricycle idk how to this day
>>campus security police spots me and stops me
>>I think I'm being pulled over for speeding...in a tricycle
>>tell the officer to check his "radar gun because I checked my "speed gauge" (still on a tricycle) and I was certain I was going twenty
>>officer starts arresting me for public disruption and tells me my right
>>I think to myself that I can't comply or be bullied so I have to defy the officer in some way
>>let out extremely high pitched scream because the officer told me I have the right to remain silent
>>I was not silent
>>before I was let go the next day I was told that the officer had to stop his shift because of a migraine from my scream
>>lol'

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Slick as fuck.

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no time officer, I am reclaiming the holy land

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dated a girl years ago who looked like a skinnier version of this bitch when she turned her head to smile

>MFW she ended it on the second date because i burst out laughing at her and couldn't calm down enough to tell her it was her trollface