Shit females say!

Shit females say!

>How big are you?

>Do you have a car?

Can you help me find my mommy

>Can we be friends?

>Who are you and how did you get into my house?

>please let me go

>what did I do to deserve this

*muffled screams coming from the basement*

>not in the ass

>Your thread is shit

Please stop smelling my asshole

>Op is not a fag

Why are you staring at me?

>You're like a brother to me

kek

>Why are you following me!

Bitches, man.

...

>Hi

>I love you but I'm not IN LOVE with you

silence

I have heard this one before, to be fair it was from a lesbian so what do you expect?

>why.

>Daddy stop

>But I poop from there

>Yes, daddy.

Do you love me?

Please do not make me cry in a joke thread.

Want to be fuck buddies?