ITT: Small, Insignificant things that piss us off

ITT: Small, Insignificant things that piss us off.

I'll start:
>be me, 10 mins ago
>at grocery store, getting two things
>using self-checkout on machine #1
>forget that machine #1 only accepts 4-digit card pins (mine's more)
>dumpy manager- "if it doesn't go through, just charge it as credit (which I have no problem with)
>"K. It's weird though, machine #2, which I used a couple days ago for debit, accepts longer pins
>dumpy manager- "Nope. It's three digits for the entire store."
>ok
>leave store

I have no issue whatsoever with using card, and would have accepted genuine confusion from dumpy manager. What rustles me is that her stubborn ass decides to write off my casual remark, and INSISTS that something I did TWO DAYS AGO never happened. She never looked up from her little control monitor, by the way.

Now then. You?

Ants

People who come to my job and tell me about equipment I have literally spent years working on. If I say it 3 digits it's 3 fuckn digits. Now take that cucumber and lube back where you found it bitch Im trying to shitpost on b

Kek

Please explain

OH, and I just found a new thing to be pissed about: the fucking CAPTCHA where it makes you go through ten different layers of clicking on bullshit, as if I'm trying to dispense sensitive medical records instead of venting my bullshit on what is essentially a porn site these days.

And then I stop to type out a pissed-off response, and it tells me that it cannot connect to CAPTCHA, like the fucking company is monitoring my comment, and is hell-bent on keeping me silent.

FUCK THOSE.

Except it wasn't, dillhole. I wouldn't have a cabinet full of groceries right now (something you might not be familiar with) if it hadn't gone through. There's a reason she's still a grocery store manager; nobody else is gonna hire someone with no respect.

By the way, I could have easily just strolled over to one of the other machines, done it there as debit, and rubbed it in her face. I didn't, because I get that it's late, and she's probably exhausted, and it's not worth starting shit over.

So I'm doing it here, so that an entire COMMUNITY'S worth of those assholes can weigh in.

Also ants

Op are you a woman or a gay dude?

This is Sup Forums, neither of those things can survive on here

Every nignog co-worker I've ever had. Literally every single one.
>lazy as fuck
>spend all day on their phone or talking about rappers, football, and fucking shoes
>start fights over the slightest thing because "NAH NIGGA IS DA PRINCIPLE THAT MATTAHS"
>pull out "ITS CUZ IM BLACK" any time anything even slightly negative happens
>procrastinate on fucking everything
Literally every single nog I've worked with is like this.

Groups of ppl laughing/ whispering close to you...

Ppl looking at my while I am in a restaurant eating my food...

>people looking at me while I'm eating
THIS. FUCK THIS.
Also, while we're on restaurants,
>get my food
>start eating
>"SO HOW IS EVERYTHING?"
>Every. Fucking. Time.
How the fuck don't waiters/waitresses pick up on this? You fucking see my mouth is full of food, do you want me to spit everything out to describe my fucking chicken fettuccine?

Yes, and yes

That's when you need to grab them by the collar and pull them in close to your face. Chew your food very slowly and don't break eye contact. When you're done just say it's OK. They won't bug you again.

people who wear baseball caps pulled down all the way so their ear look like wings on fucking maxipad ,even worse when they tuck the ears in ..you look like a fucking retard

My penis

Yep fuckin tards. And just think they feel they are cool. They need to be pistol whipped

Here, Man, you have all the fking reason! It makes me anger as hell, I just try to relax, but... If you watch in the news a freaking crazy guy punching and yelling to all the ppl around in a restaurant, that would be probably me...

>be me, in class 20 min ago
>give friend pencil at beginning of class
>"hey user, can I have that pencil back?"
>"you did not give me a pencil, you fag"

Youtube reaction videos, specifically Star Wars. They are the cringiest fucking things.
>new trailer releases
>300 Gorillion videos with thumbnails of some fat fuck screaming
>constant fucking screaming
>"THE MILLENNIUM FALCON! I RECOGNIZE THAT! IM HAPPY BECAUSE I SEE A THING I RECOGNIZE!"
>the sad fucking losers who cry during the video