Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread

previous: Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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Still here and If you want to be pg sure

Here, claimed

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You the user I called weird yesterday?

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now I wish it was me

Nyet.

IIRC, sometime in the late 80s, Cobain, Novoselic, and two of the dudes from Screaming Trees were going to start a blues group or something along those lines, but it never took off. I guess that would've been more of a supergroup though :thinking:

That's a rather odd cuddle partner to have, isn't it?

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Cuddling my blanket to death because my sister isn't here to cuddle me. ;~;

Go to Sup Forums for fuck sakes

You can probably answer that question yourself.

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It's normal for siblings to cuddle, r-right?

I heard cuddling season.

カラミチーマス

Lurk 4 years before you post newfagg

Ohayou gozaimasu!

I don't recall ever having cuddled with my sister, nor with any of my brothers. Hence why I mentioned it was odd.

I hate Arizona, too hot!

Hey there, Morgan

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I thought you did from the start. Sorry my bad.

rude

Claim

Hey there The Real Purge™, what's up?

I'm playing battlegrounds atm :P

>Misaki Claimed

The Loli rejects.

I should use that as my next name in Dota
Just chillin', coming down from all the caffeine I had today at work.
Also, I made a discovery yesterday, when I was doing my laundry.

are you trying to get inside my head now?

Think of it as two lolis cuddling

youtube.com/watch?v=Nq7Mz3C2TrM

What was ur discovery??????

You're reading too much into what I'm saying now.

Pg is always fun...For a while.
Well my blanket is definitely nice...But people are definitely better.
Definitely did.
*Something in Japanese *

Ish zee mor gin ;D did you finish your game?

This picture represents me and my sister.

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What a comfy looking blanket.

I'm not sure that I would be able to think of it as that. Also, I can't properly recall the last time I cuddled. It might have been about 6 years ago, maybe. Was a very odd night.

There are some benefits to my poor eating habits. My thighs are getting thicc

She's small but I'm smol

I finished, and immediately started another one :D
I'm broadcasting on steam if u wanna watch

*something sexy in Japanese*

Send Nudes! Also, do u have battlegrounds?

those glasses have gaps

B-but I got nobody else to cuddle, it's not like I love her THAT way or anything

Not related to waifu but I had to show this

Streaming now! Come watch an autistic girl beat up skeletons!
Twitch tv/ashensylpheed

I wouldn't mind getting my head inside you

No, I do not have battlegrounds. I've actually not heard of that game before.
No nudes, that's 2lewd4u. Though I could be coaxed to sending some form of proof.

That doesn't mean you have to cuddle her? I mean, cuddling is nice but not a necessity.

What?

No, too 18+! Bad girl, BAD GIRL

>accurate representation of my height

>girl

REEEEEE DO NOT POST LEWDS
but thank for you telling people of my stream

>posting lewd of your own waifu

But her hair is so floofy. I can't NOT cuddle that.


.... I have this weird thing for fluffy hair

*wink*

>Implying that wasn't you
You're just finally showing off how lewd you really are. And you even admitted you're autistic. :^)

Email me proof:
[email protected]

>checked
You can always buy a plush to cuddle? Why the need to cuddle your sister?

That's lewd

Oof.

It's an early night for me. Only 10:30. Have a tiny bit of work left and then it's.... another day.

Poke

Can I post again?

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Secret cuddles

Indeed it will be, but how else would you spend it?

Yes?

no:

What's up?

Tell me this. If you've been cuddling with your sister since you were kids, haven't stopped. Still have the height of 10 year olds. She's incredibly cu- I MEAN UHHH incredibly cool. What's wrong with cuddling?

Howdy.

I dunno. I'd find some way to waste my time.

>cuddle me

How so?
>would the result be the same had you not attended work?

Just woke up. Nothing much really. Stayed up last night worked today. Then fell asleep immediately after getting home.

would you like that?

There's nothing wrong with cuddling per se. I suppose I don't really have an argument here, I'm just not at all used to the idea of cuddling.

It only works if the victi- I mean person in question you cuddle is comfy to cuddle with awkward or not. Does not work on fat people. I could cuddle our elephant but my sister'd kill me

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Yay

Aww

Wassup

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nice

Maybe not sure

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum

Ok no, lewd photos of your waifu is degeneracy and you deserve to get your waifu removed. -ClaimWaifu Inc.
>has actual group about claiming waifus

c u r v e

Just school work.

We're so close to done. Can't wait....

sup

>smug posting your waifu
Just as serious of an offense

hi friendpals

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What are you working on qt?

Hello there

>deviantart watermark

maybe lots

How are you user?

I could remove it rather quickly if you care enough.

You really want me to get lewd

Mado

Does not work on fat people? Wouldn't a little extra meat make for a better cuddle?
All of these things seem counter intuitive.

Hi normal tomo.

barbarian

I care immensely. So much that if you don't I'll cry myself cuddling my sister telling her that you hurt my feelings

Ruski.

Good good how are you? Is your friend alright?

Hello Misaki, Lain, Louise, Tomoko, Yui, et al! I'm sorry for anyone who's. And I forgot, or if I'm mistaken about any of you. And that et al is for all of you I haven't had the pleasure of meeting yet! I'm glad to see you all, how are you?

But it's less appealing to cuddle them uncles you're into fupa. And they aren't floofy

How goes it?

Taco speak

Music user. What's up?

Is my girl the only unknown?

I mean... fupa is pushing it I think. There are quite a few gradients between being thin and being flat out obese.

Hey there, how's it going?