Man, no thread all day

Man, no thread all day.

and it aint gonna start now

Hooray Russia dog

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Where them boys at?

I am a boy

Thinkin about... BUTT!

Hey Luc.

In my pants.

No you're not.

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Hello

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nobody showed up in the one I tried.

Touching League in inappropriate ways?

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Didn't try hard enough.

Or tried too hard!

No he had to leave.

Maybe you're just not good enough?

That sucks.

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they aren't good enough for me and knew it instinctively.
I cannot help their reactions, only try and tune down my awesomeness.

He League.

wew

Any one her sleep/nap with a toy in? I just took a two hour nap with a large Finrir from bad dragon inserted. Probably the best I've sleep in weeks.

hey snarf, how's it going?
wew?

wew

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4 2 0

What am I even doing?

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well alright then, how are you doing?

Midnight Meat Train is up on Netflix.

So is Gremlins.

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oh nice, have you gotten to watch them yet?

Will have to leave for a workout, soon.

While I'd rather just chill and fap, then shower and fap... then possibly fap.
Having a day like this from time to time.

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Didn't feel particularly good but that could be because I don't have any silicone toys.

I'll wew you.

Watching Nightmare on Elm Street right now. I have to watch Gremlins with hunnibuns when he comes over, he's never seen it.

well why not do that after the workout then? That being said it might be kinda hard if your feelling tired after. That being said you might be able to do one or two.
Ah nice, I heard that movie was good. I haven't watched it though because I don't like horror movies. I'm sure you will enjoy watching gremlins with hunnibuns though.

I recomend at least trying it. Took me a few times to actually get comfortable enough to sleep with it in. I put a condom over the toy that way I would have a layer between me and the silicon, that made it easier to remove when I got up.

Why do anything when you can jerkoff all day?

Hey fags how are you all?

Unwewable.

Well, that's the plan. But right now I feel really like rolling on the floor and not accepting of reality that wants me to do stuff I don't want to do atm.
I generally like workout.

if I could get paid to jerk off
id have like
10 monies

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Its good, but its a slasher, so second lowest of horror movies, just above found footage movies.

Doing well. You?

I'll wew all over your face.

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ay nigga

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hello

Who's the artist

Would be really exhausting with only one free day a week.

First you need to beat me in vidyas! Only then I can magnanimously allow someone to touch my soon-to-bee Adonis bod.
Sooner or later to be.

I'm good.

I'm new here, what exactly do you all talk abut here?

well why not just take a day off and relax?
ahhh okay. I prefer mystery which I guess if done well enough can cross into horror with me being okay with it. I just don't like seeing blood and gore unless it's necessary to move the plot along.

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ayo nigga ma real nigga og nigga 420 nigga busacap nigga foreal nigga ya dig

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that was my best nigger impression

Tickle tickle

nya

Have you ever seen a real black guy in person, katia?

hi
I went to a cafe thing on sunday and they served me hot chocolate in a mason jar so it was too hot to hold.
I hate this town.

How have you been?

The Secret Cave. He/she is on e621. Amazing style. Mostly scalies. Very into slitplay. Apparently will draw anything for money so has some very shitty fetishes in his works as well.

My fav from when he surfaced. Started with set of this char.

I kinda wonder how would your char look drawn by his hand, but I have virtually no knowledge about comissions prices and it generally seems like a really expensive hobby.

We don't have niggers in this town.

This fucker turned me bi I'm triggered

we have a black guy who stands on corners and dances

>they served me hot chocolate in a mason jar
literally who would do this

How are you doin syrup?
can I pour you on my pancakes?
also im eating breakfast pizza and you just gave me the idea to put syrup on it and holy shit its great

The Secret Cave

I had a MoonMan, played blazblue, and now im drinking tea.

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does this guy just not have an asshole?

I will melt on your food.
Hipster trash because my town is awful.

it can be, it's not always though. Some artists are pretty reasonable. I might look into it at some point since I do like scalie.

His butt is just clooosed silly

satan

did you kill them?
pretty sure that's justifiable homicide

Post more scallies please.

DON'T TEMPT ME WITH DAY OFF, SATAN.

SHOO, SHOO AWAY!

whats a moonman?
My brother loved blazblue, Im not a fighting fan though
Cold or Hot?
I turned 21 like 3 days ago
drinking redds blueberry

thanks honey bun

>hey sorry do you want to come in today?

>this
take the day off, it will be fine. I'm sure that you will be okay with just one day.

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Everything is served in a mason jar here.
The grilled cheese they made me was pretty good though.
You're welcome.

was the grilled cheese served in a mason jar?

Was teh grilled cheese served in a mason jar?

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New Glarus

Hot chamomile

holy shit The Secret Cave is expensive, nevermind.

He is also surprisingly good in non-scalie stuff. I may find it now, or naw.
Clock is really ticking on me.

Also REDDs is extremely disgusting.

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good choices
New glarus is a bit expensive for me if im drinking alone
which is always

Not a fan? ive only had this blueberry ale and its pretty decent
also had some foster's earlier

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No, it was on a plate.
that's pretty great. Thanks.

I dont like cheap beer. It needs some kick to it and nothing sweet.
Sweet is for vodka.

y..you too
can you melt into my mouth