Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

Still here

...

...

So... wanna make out?

...

I love each and every one of you

I wish to impregnate louise

Well i hate you

You can't.
Not at all.
She is mine.

...

I think the drink might make you feel loads better than I ever could

I don't see why not, she's a woman with needs just like any other. Except she's a fox/cat demon. But I feel like those two things aren't mutually exclusive to one another.

I love you especially, user!

...

Pretty gay fam

Roger Roger

Then let me murder you
No you misunderstand i meant you.

I meant more like an animal urge to.

a-ah? how is it gay to love people?

I think you are wrong

I hope its a crop.
Cute.

I-
You can't impregnate me, either
I'm Chara's

...

*licks cheek*

fuck you cunt

Hello every
>juvia claimed

no sir

Because we are both manly men

It's not

Then you dont love me most of all

Claiming best girl.

Why a whip?

So?

If you like.

Honestly, I wouldn't doubt that either. Sounds like a fun time

Goodness me! Maybe a second bottle will do

Claim

Anyone else just sometimes not claim and watch other people interact? It's kinda relaxing.

Hi Love user!

Fuck you

hello hello miss Juvia! how are you tonight?
there are no boys on the internet, silly

Lame.

that's creepy

yes

Claimed

She uses one
and a riding crop
So I don't want to do anything sex-related
Why?

I dont want a second bottle i just wanna make out with the cat lady
Haaaaaay

I'll leave you be now.

I'm doing good and you?

Artificial insemination is an option

Yes, its practically all I do.

I fear you are misinterpreting that phrase

L-Lewd!

...

hello hello miss Kanna

No problem, it's not a bother! Hope you have a nice night!

>wants to make out with the demon
>has a photo of their first love on their shirt

what happened after I left? :o

Im never sure what I mean

But I don't want to bear your children, user-kun
Not lewd! It is for punishing misbehavior!

HEY :D

You know why.

Taiga played a few albums and then it died.

Sounds like that could be taken lewdly

I do all the time

>for punishing misbehavior!
this still sounds lewd miss Louise!

I died too

I'll be free later if you wanna do anything

What said!

Shhh stop being ratioanl

you wouldn't?

Yes you do ;)

Hello love user. I am well. Just enjoying my extra day off, you?
Hello love
>
And stop trying to rape the cat lady

...

I didn't necessarily mean it in a creepy way. I oftentimes am busy or just don't have anything to say, so I'd rather just listen to what other people are talking about.

I mean it doesn't hurt to talk every once in a while!

Possibly. I hope.

Im not i want consenual makeouts woth the cat lady no rape involved.

I'm good already met some

Why the fuck is that typo so much funnier than it needs to be

Tali's been hitting the sauce tonight

Hello Drunk Ayayayaya!
But not with my waifu..
It's not lewd at all! He's just a fucking trashman who doesn't deserve her!
It's not lewd! Not at all!!
No! It's just because he deserves to die!
I would know better than you

...

I'm cold and in my room getting snuggly under my blanket

anything else you'd like?

Because it like ratio anal when its supposed to be rational

Talking is for squares daddy o

...

You know nothing jon snow
>we would have beautiful children

I'll be there

DID YOU FUCKING SAY TRASHMAN

>I'M FUCKING DYING

...

About this long. Home now.

All your waifus are absolute shit. Raquna Sheldon is the best.

She just wants to make him understand what he did was wrong!
You're really creepy, user..
Yes, yes I did!

Cute legs

I even forgot to tag my own response

I am just dropping the ball everywhere today

I just

I can't

I'm finding everything too shitscrambling funny tonight

Hai Ayaya.

>he deserves to die!
I assume you don't like that character much.
Still lewd though..

Funny is good though!
Not at all, he honestly does deserve that.
and I don't like being mean...

But no! Not lewd at all!

Have you never watched helsing ultimate abridged?

Its okay.
Some whisky.
She does have a wide range of emotions

use that riding crop and teach him a lesson!

Hello thick loli dragon
Not what it looks like to me
I can tell, just let me know if things get out of hand
Sounds like a fine time.
What do you plan on getting

...

I only have scotch and jager
Gib nao
Well then its not what it looks like :p
>first tomoko now you...

H-He's wearing boxers, okay?

Nope.
It's okay because it's not lewd!
She does!
What is it Ayayayaya? You wanna be friends but are too drunk to type?

maybe if you ask nicely

Lewd
Ah explains why you did not get the reference then

...

And that's good! Everyone needs someone to talk to every once in a while!

>not lewd
Anything can be lewd if you believe enough!

Err, wait, I don't know if that's how the saying goes.

True. While I was away over the weekend I actually picked up a couple of manga. Two volumes of Sakamoto. It's hilarious af

Tali's a good egg. Just give Tali a couple of pat pats and a warm blanket. They'll be fine.