Hey guys i need to sell a bunch of vibrators...

Hey guys i need to sell a bunch of vibrators...i have like 20 kinds anyways they're 5 canadian dollars each you pay the shipping...send me your email address

Show pictures of each variety.

Fuck fine

There are 22 different kinds

happy to do a bulk international shipment? I could use a few

I hope this helps

If you're in Edmonton, let's meet instead of shipping.

Yes i can and will if its cash upfront
Email me at radioactivedreams at hotmail

Love the broken Engrish

Im in calgary
Fancy a drive down

Broken engrish is best engrish

what's the story behind this OP

So the story goes that i moved into this place in february and last week the landlord asks me if i want to make some money

Being on ei like the rest of alberta i say sure why not

Yo I'm in Calgary. Da fuq mate. South end near shawnessy.

So he wants me to help him empty out his storage unit from about 10 years ago apparently he used to own a custom cd business and no longer does because when was the last time you needed a cd?

Email me then

Dang. Of all the threads to get called out on.

how much for a butt plug or 2 shipped to the US? pantiesandgarters at longhorn dash server dot com

So he tells me about his other business venture that didnt pan out and that he has 20 cases of vibrators that he hasnt been sble to sell

Depends on the state email me or ill forget when the thread dies

So he says hell split the cash with me 50/50 because he cant park his car in the garage

WILL YOU TAKE CANADIAN TIRE MONEY?

Heres my hand from earlier today sorry no timestamp

If you actually have 5 dollars worth i dont see why not

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>Your landlord is giving you literal cases upon cases of dicks

I think he wants to fuck, OP

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Do you know of any dtf girls to go along with said vibrator?

With a rebel yelllllll

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>Sketchy Canadian Dildo Salesmen
...Fuck me sideways with a brick, this is the second most 'Old Sup Forums' thread I've seen all year.

Did you try putting up a kijiji ad?

Vibrating plug for those lonely nights on b

I dont know if kijiji even has a category for dildos

Im going to try other sources but i thought you guys would appreciate my story

Im probably going to cross post on k in a bit lord knows kommandos like dildos

Biggest lesson im taking away from this is that life as an adult is waaay fucking wierder than i ever expected it to be