"Okay, Sup Forums. I am Ms. Schrader. I will be your pyschiatrist for the day."

>"Okay, Sup Forums. I am Ms. Schrader. I will be your pyschiatrist for the day."
>"i am going to post a photo, and for every photo i post, i would like you to tell me what you see."
>"starting right after this next message, we shall begin."

show me yer tits Ms. Schrader

>"This is our first photo. You may now begin."

>"...Im a psychiatrist, not a prostitute."

IRRELEVANT
that's ok because i'm not paying you

>"you say that like it's legal. You legally can not go without paying by the days end without going to jail. Also dont say you were forced to, because you came in expecting me to expose myself. For now, focus on the task at hand and tell me what you see."

i see an orange god emperor.. and no tits
this has caused me deep depression

>"Orange god emperor? cant say i didnt hear that one, thats common reception for this man. even though less than 50% of america thought he was the worst person next to martin shkreli, but i digress."
>"No tits cause deep depression, huh? do you really want to see them that badly?"

Yes, tits are truely the best medication

>".....if you can get through atleast five more photos.... then you get tits. agreed?"

by the gods this thread will be dead by then

>"fine. how about 3?"

alright.. better get tits

>"alright, its settled then."
>"here's the next photo. What do you see?"

some sorta female demon, certainly not a semon demon

>" ...I get that a lot, some people even scream and leave, but understood, i hate 'em too.
>"Next photo."

i see a man with a great sense of style, but not a great sense of strategy

Bump

>"oh? an actually interesting response, for once. Good, was expecting the same dribble most people here say, but i digress, its kind of to be expected here."
>"Last photo."

i see the beginning of the end of privacy with this photo
now release the tittays

Smug orange man

SJW fat whale degenracy, sad

Hitler, history was wrong about him?

>The only appropriate response in this thread.
>Y'all suck.

Sad, fucking terrorists, glass the middle east

I see somethinf great

Ms. Schrader is a damn scammer, never got tits

>"Hilarious. Fine, here you go."

jokes on you i like small tits

>"delivered, now please leave."

>"Oh? fair enough, i assume."

this is MURRICA i'm gonna stay here because freedom

>"...I mean nothing else is gonna happen, you might aswell leave. or what else do you want? more photos?"

more photos by gawd

>"Very well then."
>"Here's a photo that comes from home. Bit long, but what do you expect? Also, Describe your feelings for it aswell as telling me what it is to begin with."

what the fuck, this photo is less pleasent
didn't expect cum nuggets

>"Thought so, nearly vomitted aswell."
>"would you like some more photos, user?"

Found one of those in my ear once. Or was it a ball of wax?

can never have too many photos

>"I Dont know which i find more disgusting, a ball of dead sperm cells or a ball of ear wax. Either one would be equally concerning to find in your ear, and equally disgusting."
>"fair enough. Here's another."