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I'm a virgin

my cars friend tried to fonger me in the back of my mom

Had sex with my best friends dad

This

i once stole a chicken tendie

I just farted

When I jack off, I sometimes think of other things and then when I finish I gag at myself

i'm a closeted psychopath

Im having sex with my mother and she is great with sph :)

>When I jack off, I sometimes think of other things
what things?

In December 2012 when everyone though the world was going to end, my neighbors broke in my house, injected me with some sort of drugs and I fucked their loli 8 and 11 year old daughters. I also got my ass fucked (I'm straight)

They handcuffed me and with the drugs I only had a small grasp of what was going on. The 8 year old was tight as hell, I could only fit the head of my cock in. She came over 15 times on me.

I think it was GHB mixed with meth, GHB to put me out of my mind and meth to keep me conscious.

It was the best sex of my life. I would say it was just a fucked up dream but my bed was drenched in pussy fluid and sweat in the morning, I shit out cum, and there were little dirt foot prints in my bathroom when I woke up.

It was the best sex of my life and I wish it would happen again. I moved not to long after that though.

I'm a sex addict

Sup Forums is down to its last 100 posters.

I'll buy one, always looking for a cool poster

I fucked 3 of my best friends in the ass when i was 10, am i gay?

my ex gf's sister had a sleepover party for her 10th birthday
I had a 13 day no fap on board and was all set to get my fuck on when I got back to my gf's house but she wasn't feeling it
I put on a robe and went to the den to watch TV and give it a bit of a fiddle
i was full throbbing diamonds when a bunch of them came in and settled in to watch with me
3 were up on the couch when I decided to go for it
I pulled the robe back and revealed my throbbing bomb in all its glory and left it sitting there upright and out
the three on the couch were staring at it for a few minutes and it was oozing and throbbing
one of them whispered if she could touch it
they all had a feel and a fiddle and I ended up cumming hard all over myself while they watched
I sat there for abotu 40 minutes drenched in my own jizz before I got up and just went to bed with the jizz still drying on me
woke up the next day and went out, never heard a single word about it ever again

I fantasize about having a threesome with my sister and my dog

I'm in love with not my wife....

its okay, I am.

I'm the coworker of the FBI agent who starts these threads.

No but i wish i was ur friend haha

Hows the pay?

dave could you please stop saying that shit it's not funny anymore and you're wrecking my KPI performance

I was so scared of making them pregnant as well u have no idea

yes

I'm in love.

Go on. Tell us about it

I'm telling you guys, I just want my girl yo slim down. She'd be the ultimate catch if she'd lose some weight. Anyway to help her without her knowing?

We're both in the same art class. She's beautiful, popular and down to earth.

Tell her you want to start working out and that you two should it it together. Easy

Worked for me until she became a whore

I fucked a 14 years girl when i was 17, some times with his mom in the next room, any regrets

I moved back home after almost getting caught by the cops for letting my dog fuck me. the cops are still looking for me on the other side of the country

What's your guys relationship like atm?

I used loctite to close my chastity belt with a nut and bolt and hopefully it will stay on for the rest of my days

considering leaving my wife and child so i can just be a selfish piece of shit again and only worry about myself.

every human i know would revile me, so i'd basically be starting from absolute zero. still tempted.

Nope, I'm interested in working out and she says she wants to as well but it's back to desserts before too long.

My cousin would basically molest me when I was a kid. It was mostly kissing and using my hand to get herself off but we did a bunch of stuff and I don't know it's it's fucked with me mentally

The type of people who just glance at each other once a while and have an idle chat, while we stay with our own group of friends.

But.. I have no chance, really. She hangs out with a lot of older dudes.

I made a sex doll out of a pillow, old clothes, stuffed animals and a wig. I fuck it in the ass every single day.

I constantly stalk a girl that doesn't like me I have her address, personal info etc.

>spend time making your girl more attractive
>act surprised when she starts fucking attractive men instead of you

Can you still shave yourself perfectly smooth in permanent chastity?

Only reason I wouldn't do it.

You can always try user. But I've been there before. I'm falling for a friend of mine

I'm going to try and if not I'll use tweezers

Shit wrong post

You can always try user. But I've been there before. I'm falling for a friend of mine

I sometimes jerk off to incest porn, though i'm not attracted to any family members.
Still makes me feel like a sick fuck degenerate.

Shes with a fucking nerd literally 3/10 guy and he has no social skills. Should i kill myself?

Oh gods, where do i begin

>be me
>be 11 at the time
>be reaaaaally comfy dressing up in girl clothes
>but only at my friend's house
>let's call him johnny, he's 13
>go over to johnny's a lot because my parents would never approve
>at 11 i kinda looked like a girl anyway, long hair and all
>one night, be watching movies with johnny in his room
>me laying on my tummy on the floor
>johnny on his bed
>hear heavy breathing coming from behind me
>turn around to see what johnny's doing
>holyshitheisfapping.png
>ask "dude, wtf?"
>he says my ass looked really good in the yoga pants i was wearing
>get a little creeped out, but turn back to watching the movie.
>suddenly feel hands on my hips
>wtf.webm
>johnny pulls down my yoga pants and undies
>feel he dick enter my ass
>fuckingowgetitouttathere.psd
>it stops hurting
>feelsgoodman.xml
>after a bit, johnny cums in my ass
>moanlikeaslutasicumtoo.ogg activates
>we end up lowkey dating for like a year.
>no one knows but us
>end up starting hrt a week ago

>mfw i lost my vcard to my best friend by being a trap before i knew for sure what a trap was

I have a fuckton more shit i did with johnny in secret, but I doubt anyone really wants to read it.

you're on Sup Forums and he got the girl, so probably

I once tasted my shit

I want to kiss and fuck my male friend, make him fall in love with me and then probably dump him

Should add in that i'm 23 now

When my therapist reaches for handouts or fliers in her desk drawer i get a clear view of her tits. She is 2 years older than me, and she has two kids. Her nipples have definitely breastfed. C cup at most. They are okay tits. She has nice legs, but no ass. Still a bit of a tummy from her last pregnancy. She's talk, and has a pixie cut. She somehow pulls it off.

I get off on the thrill of seeing her tits. I pay $80 a week to see her for a hope that I get a nipslip from this milf of a therapist.

She's trying to get pregnant again, so I am really excited for her tits to swell up.

I really want to fuck her. I am sure I could show her hedonist glories that her and her husband never even dreamed of.

Thinking of writing erotic fiction as an outlet. Idk. Wtf do i do.

Smoothed particle hydrodynamics?
I work in theoretical astrophysics and just got done with a study of radiative transfer, so my mind immediately jumped to that.

moar

we do lurk here

Nice mug, where'd ya get it from?

There's an alleyway scythe side of my house where kids hang about drinking and smoking. I walked up there a few months back and a group of girls asked me to go in the shop for them to buy alcohol.

I asked what do I get? The chubby one offered to flash her tits. I bought the alcohol and she indeed got her puffy nipples out.

I whipped cock out and fapped furiously shooting my load on the floor infront of them then left.

Was a great day, should do it again some time

work conference

old copypasta

That's pathetic, you should've done more.

Dying because this is from criminal minds

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Did they have free tendies there?

i would 100% fuck whitney until my dick fell off and then fuck her some more

I don't know how to tell my GF I think she is lying about stuff.

Take creep shots and post them

I know but I doubt they would have let me fuck one of them for a bottle of cheap cider

It's not about you wanting to fuck them, it's about them wanting to fuck you. You need to reek of confidence from every orifice, my dude.

Lol if you take the advice of a kissless virgin

I film my coworkers while they shower whenever they stay at my place. I fap furiously then feel guilty about it. Seen all of them naked. Would kill myself if anybody found out.

> won't post anything, fuck off. They're only for me to see.

Although and are most probably fake, I would be very surprised if some three-letter American agency doesn't pay some poor fool to browse Sup Forums.

A quick fap and 16yo tiddies was OK for me. Seemed like a good trade. I'll stick to fucking my wife

Some people call me a hopeless romantic but i like to think that i'm just a lonely idiot.
I really like this guy and I miss him so much. I remember that he used to visit Sup Forums everyday, so I just want to say:
I miss you so freaking much but I wish you had apologized when you sent that message
If you read this i know you'll recognize me and I hope you remember how much pain you've caused.

Really?

Okay

>be me
>be 11
>be a few days after johnny popped my trapcherry
>it's hot as fuck
>be laying on the floor in johnny's room in traing bra and short short baking alive abd playing Crash Bandicoot
>johnny is on his bed watching
>suggests we go swimming
>fuckingyes.txt
>wait, i don't have a swimsuit
>fuckingwhy.swf
>johnny suggests one of his sister's
>youwotm8.wmv
>he comes back with a tiny two piece
>i tell him hell naw
>goes into his sister's room again
>he comes back with a two piece with a frilly skirt around the bottom
>dude yes
>change in bathroom, put hair in bun
>come out, ask him when he got a pool
>says he didn't, we're going to the creek
>umhowaboutno.7z
>he ends up dragging me to the creek through coaxing
>no one is there
>stretch out on my towel face down while johnny jumps right into the water
>guess i dozed off
>get woken up to someone rubbing my ass
>look back
>it's johnny
>end up with my ass in the air and the bottoms pulled aside
>end up with a soggy swimsuit bottom from johnny's cum.
>end up getting fucked a few times that day.

Sorry it's taking so long to write these, i'm on my phone at work.

X

i masturbated to a little girl that i saw at woolies earlier

I still in love of my ex girlfriend...

I'll laugh when something bad happens to my ex-girlfriend. I lost all my friends when she told people that I used to hit her. I should have never stayed with her. Not after the first time she did amatuer strip night. Not after the 3rd. Not after she deleted a bunch of messages from a dude I was suspicious about. When I kept her dumbass out of prison and risked my college career because she's stupid enough to get arrested for a fucking DUI and THEN skipped 2 parole hearings, so when the cops found her bowl in her purse I claimed it. The thanks I get is being falsely accused of hitting my ex-girlfriend. FUCK. THAT. CUNT.

How's HRT user? always have been curious about the process

>how much pain you've caused

yeah it was me and i'm gonna cause more just cuz who cares lol also moot dicks

I want to fuck my lesbian workmate so much for about a year now and haven't had much success. I want to be in a threesome with her girlfriend. Feels bad she treats me like a bro.

I keep making YouTube videos knowing I'll never become successful as an excuse to not try and move forward and accept that my life is meaningless.

I helped out a guy online who may have very well been a human trafficker when i was 12. Fucked me up hard and i haven't really been the same since.

Oh yeah and what this user said

Bout a week in and i feel a bit nauseous from time to time, but that's the only difference i've noticed.

You sick fuck degenerate

good shit, user

i'm a autistic and i post stuff on Sup Forums all the time to make people angry on purpose.

that he's a faggot

I wan't to ditch my best friend, who is also my roommate, so I can go back to a higher paying job and be around my family with a brighter future. If I do that though, my friend will most likely end up homeless and probably die on the streets.

I've blackmailed girls on omegle for more dirty and degrading cam shows.

Would like to know moar

Aw that sucks, I'm sorry about the nausea. I meet with my pdoc on the sixth so I can't wait to see what medication will trigger mania next!

Hope u grow some big ol tiddys user

Yeah that was me and no you had it coming bitch check my facebook im seeing someone.

deets?

Everyone in my entire family has tried to commit suicide at one point, I've walked in on my mom trying to do it a few times and now I don't even try to stop her cause she's an attention seeking bitch. I was closest to actually dying when I O.D.d but for some reason i survived so now I just browse Sup Forums until i die.

Any tips for instant and painless death?

how is your friend preventing you from having a higher paying job

>y...you too

Morr