20 yo female need money send me money and I'll do shit for you help me out Sup Forums

20 yo female need money send me money and I'll do shit for you help me out Sup Forums

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Show tits and I'll consider it.

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How much to [spoiler]mow[/spoiler] my [spoiler]lawn[/spoiler] ???

Op here I will what's up or FaceTime with you for PayPal money or some shit but I'm not that hot

*whats app

ill give you $20 to make me a pie. it has to be organic and im not giving you extra to cover cost of supplies

U got a drug problem? Why u need $20 bones

Where are you it might be a little hard to send the pie

timestamp first, then we talk

no, i dont want the pie. i dont eat food from strangers. i just wanna see your technique so i can steal it and use it as my own. i cant get a crust right.

$20 will get you a lot of bones

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I think ur hot OP lets see those tits with a time stamp

>CY+2
>teen girl knowing how to make pie crust
What planet do you think you're on?

Nice

Why do u need $20????????????????????????????!!!!!!!???!!!!!

>02/04/17
at least try OP

ERF

I can cook get fucked

Bump. I don't have any money but here's a bump cause I hope you get an offer.

>cant get a crust right.
What's going wrong? Is it coming out of the oven wrong or is it coming apart before that stage??

Details man details.

OP here - need money for coke

Sure baby, anytime
But start by eating out my balls, taint and asshole will you

it crumbles when i roll it out. the dough wont stay together enough to get it in the pan and shape it

Also, maybe you should give some examples of stuff you'd do to give everyone ideas.

The butter has to be at room temp

Lmao wow don't send this cunt a dime

test

Will get titties out if needed I have no idea what else I'd do but like I'm open to suggestions

Full house checked

i usually soften it in the microwave for about 15-20 seconds but still get the same result

She will get assfucked by the dirtiest niggers for her dose

Actual op here need money for food in fuck load of debt after boyfriend left me

Crawl back into your sjw hole no one is giving you shit you retarded Aussie cunt

>15-20 seconds
On what setting? Is the butter a liquid when you've done this? You don't want it to be a liquid.

Post your whatsapp or snap and we will talk. I'll pay you but it won't be free

Teaches you not to suck dick right
Admit it you didnt obey him properly

there's settings? i just type in 15 seconds. and sometimes the middle is a little runny, but the outside is just soft.

So you have money to dye your sjw hair green but not for food ? Suck a dick

Got damn you ugly.

hey guys, user here

you probably want to check the timestamp on her picture

Full house checked also!

op here. thats not dye, its mold. i cant afford shampoo or running water

Get that radar engine out of your home, homo

Came here to degrade and pay this woman to do shit, now interested in what these guys are talking about

Ew no thanks.
Id rather pay you to keep your clothes on.
But im not going to because you are dirty scumbag begger who should kys.

Parasite to humanity.

but then how will i supercharge my homo tendencies? more importantly, how will i cook eggs?

You are over working and not letting it rest

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But you can afford a phone and internet in straya, fuck off coke head

This just made me lol so hard

"Mold" lmfao

I'll bite - cut your hair then retard?

>tldr my bf has no moar pennies for weed

Aight you can move to my place
You'll have food and amenities
But how can I trust you'll be obedient?
That's the issue
If you were obedient your bf wouldnt have dumped you

>Titties
Mate, for $20 I can see an incredibly attractive woman ride a fuck machine.

Goddamn, you are legit a fucking manatee

Hotplate, pot, water.

This should become a pastry thread

i dont know how long to work it to make sure everything is evenly distributed. which is why i need to steal someone's technique. but how much liquid butter is too much liquid butter? most of it is still solid-ish but theres always like a teaspoon worth of molten liquid

Let it thaw properly. Literally all it takes is thinking ahead and getting your butter out well before your prep stage.

I know we get caught in creative moods and you want to make that shit there and then, but you're going to have to set a time you'll do this and get your butter out in advance. This is the only way I'm afraid.

Right it needs to rest too

hot plate? you think im mitt romney's kid or something? get out of here with your fancy rich shit

Op here, I'll be your sick twisted sex gimp if you'd let me live in your house. You could fuck any of my holes anytime you wanted even if I was sleeping. You could shit in my mouth and piss all over my hair. I will clean your asshole with my tongue after every shot you take. You'll never need toilet paper.

Are you willing to do something like this to yourself?

fake, I messaged this account and the person had no idea what I was talking about

thats probably my issue actually. i usually decide i want a pie then and there and if i dont get right on it, i lose motivation. which is where the microwave comes in

>a teaspoon worth of molten liquid
Get that down to like half a teaspoon also there are like a billion youtube cooking channels, surely one of those will have a step by step video where you can see someone else prep their dough or whatever its called

I'd also do this

wtf, didn't know fuckmachinesvideos website upped their subscription plans pricing so high

that penile bulge

I remember that thread

shame it turned out to be a guy, I love a girl who cuts

you rack disaprin

id never heard of letting it rest until today. im beginning to see what keeps going wrong. and people say Sup Forums was never good

OP here - only if we can put the cuts on my ass

Organic Whole Wheat Pie Crust

INGREDIENTS

1 cup organic whole wheat flour
1 cup organic all-purpose flour
1⁄2 teaspoon salt
4 tablespoons organic butter, CHILLED
3 tablespoons shortening
6 tablespoons ice water
2 teaspoons organic lemon juice

Can this now be a cream pie thread?

Guys who cut are hot too.

I guess I'm keeping my money

Combine both masses of butter if you choose to nuke it but It will always crumble if you don't let the first mix rest and then gently work the dough

How many cuts on each leg?

believe me, ive tried those. my ADD kicks in quick when it comes to youtube and next thing i know im watching a Chinese man yell at a snail in french or some shit.

They come as cheap as or cheaper than MW ovens if you get one or two plates
Two are way enough for one or two persons
Srsly dude microwaved food is bad news

30

At least a cm deep each

Well start fucking posting.

You need to post some fucking content before we're willing to give you money.

I'll give you $50 straight up to suck your dog off.

Nah, talking about camgirls.
delightfulhug has some top tier videos, can't wait for her to do an anal scene with her fuck machine.

>Guys who cut are hot too.
the cutting is hot, the dick isn't

how long is long enough to rest? and is that in a fridge or just out at room temp?

$3 per cut and you have a deal

old cunty bitch femanon here.

OP, quit begging for shit or sharpie in pooper w/time stamp for $20

also, pie sucks.

see, this says chilled butter. now im getting mixed messages

Agree

Hahaha

Enjoy starving.

Maybe if you do one to show me I'll think about it.

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>old cunty bitch femanon here.
this sounds great so far just my ty-
> pie sucks.
fuck you

$1.75 a cut and it's a deal

You sound like a teenager

just make a fucking chaturbate account or something and fuck off.

>homo fantaisies
Get outta here faggot

Let's see one to see if it's worth anyone's time.

this

How much for a blowjob

i fucking wish, sir. damn near 30 and cant even handle youtube like a responsible adult

You have never been to a PetSmart...