ALFRED! SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MY PANTS!

ALFRED! SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH MY PANTS!

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Look what WB's done to him!

I BET THE JOKER SLIPPED HIS BELT ONE LOOP OFF TO MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE A FOOL!

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the absolute madman! haha!

Why do your pants fall down, master wayne?

Looks familiar

No way that's his real hair

must be an epic bulk

*sigh* How should I describe it?

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Cool Dad hipster Alfred was fucking horrible

I know what the fuck why isn't the father figure of a billionaire dressed like a penguin?

What is he thinking in this moment?

"I hope that fucking parasite Kevin Smith isn't getting any wrong ideas"

Dude all jokes aside, what the fuck happened to him? Did the divorce really fuck him up that badly? He was a good looking guy before hand, he didn't need plastic surgery.

"If this little tease wasn't wearing leggins then I'd be grabbing a handful of her sweet thigh meat."

Why does he look so fucking miserable? Maybe he should hang with kevin smith again,He better fucking buck up enough to be in mallrats 2 at the least.

I'm CIA

What the fuck is with these pictures? Getting uncanny valley vibes.

Power stance.

bellybutton

What the FUCK

He hates failure and now he's been a part of two of the worst movies of the past century. He wants to take over and write/direct/produce everything but the Jews won't let him have that power.

Coke is the reason he missed a belt loop though. Can't think straight.

>Little kids, man. They're fucking teases. They think they don't understand sexy times, but they fucking do. Ughhhh, fuck. I'm sweating. I need a damp rag. MOM!

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Roids and coke plus being uncomfortable being where you're at = look like a weirdo.

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holy fuck his face. He looks like he is wearing his own face. did he have work done or is it just depression ?

>At least I'm still doing better than Damon.

So what's the deal with Ben Affleck and muslims?

>I wish my pants would fall down now

Someone's gotta feel bad for brown people

Willing to bet that the MADMAN started pulling pranks on him since he will probably be in the solo Batfleck movie.

Thinking of his mouth rape scene in Suicide Squad

>i can't keep getting away with this
>but i already have

This was...uh yeah. I noticed this as well

He wants to follow in the foot steps of the """prophet"""

So we can pick them up again.

>that hair
>those slacks that look like they are 2 sizes too big
>that stance
>that horribly aged face

I think he got work done because if you watch interviews of Affleck promoting BvS, his face is super tight. Being a gook, I know when someone gets work done.

ITT: Teenagers and man-children that can't recognise alcohol bloating.

There is nothing wrong with put your hands on a young girl's chest

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You're right, but probably not for the right reason

Worst live action Alfred

I also noticed it tho

She looks terrified.

wow who's that?
I've seen him before.

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Jeb?

>And I was staring at another botched capeshit, another american superhero I could not save. I should had jumped out of this sinking boat and join the Jihad many years ago. At least I would be vilified for killing random kaffirs in the name of Allah, not for selling myself in a B movie like a street-lady.

what the fuck man, that must be his daughter and even then. that cunt is on sbs all the time

bulking up to crush the infidels

pagesix.com/2016/08/04/ben-affleck-is-a-mess/

BEN IS A WASTE

his physique still didn't recover after The Nightcrawler?

>Cameras pace is steady
>Gets to him
>Slows down and tries not to focus

I'd say the camera man was completely caught off guard by that

nah he looks good and respectable

Dr Marvel. I'm DCCU

FUND IT

I don't care what Sup Forumsirgins think, that game was fucking amazing.

Sup Forums generally is pretty positive towards MP3 looking back at it. They mostly complain about the prevalence of unskippable cutscenes, which is a legit complaint. MP3 is a game that has good replayablity, but it's killed by the cutscenes.

That's true, but the new york minute mode allows you to jump right into the gameplay without going through any cutscenes, even the ones that occur mid level. I guess some anons are just ignorant of that.

he looks alright here though, a little like he was made in Unreal Engine 3, but better than the OP pic

57% is more than 27% user

How do we fix him?

Can you show me what a Source Engine actor looks like?

Ben is a big fat mess

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he would've been a good candidate for ghost justers

Affleck as Max Payne when?

Marky Mark burned that bridge too good.

>I was all alone, it was time for some R&R the only way Muhammad knew how.

Yeah but Batfleck's fights were good

I'm actually pissed that this movie wasn't good

At least Jack Reacher 2 has a lot of potential

i definitely need context for this, or sauce, or an article. something man.. what happened

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I dont often agree with Marco and I dont often agree with Ted but I say this every day, every afternoon... BEN IS A MESS

Wow, what does a unity engine actor look like?

You're a big guy!

Y-you too.

dubs confirm baneposting will thrive in the next years of the DCEU

always a douchebag from the begining

>yfw