>release date for Suicide Squad >Sup Forums bashes the film and says it's irredeemable shit >haven't watched yet but I completely agree and shitpost about it >finally comes the day I can watch it >ends up enjoying the film >still goes to Sup Forums and shitpost about it anyways
One time, after I got home, my uncle asked me if I was hungry, and I said no. What a fool he was, I was really hungry.
Aiden Jones
>Claim a movie is bad online >I have never actually seen said movie, nor do I have any intention to do so in the future
HA HA HA HA HA!
Ryan Bennett
One time, a pack of Honka Honka were eyeing my girl, I invited them over to run a train on her.
IM SO CRAZY! I DRINK ALL THEIR SPERM AND RAISED THE BABY!
Ryder Young
>read all the wacky shit about SS on Sup Forums >prepare to hate it and laugh at its horribleness >go see it >it's actually bretty good >fall for the "7 minutes of Joker" meme
I may be unfair in my critique, since the cinema didn't have an English cut and we watched it in dub, which removed cringey acting like in that "THIS IS KATAAAAANA" clip. I suppose dub allowed to miss some hammy acting of the original, but eh.
Luis Howard
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Brandon Mitchell
I yelled "HONKA HONKA" and asked a black guy to fuck my juggalo girlfriend
>coworker asks me for help with something >say ill be there in awhile because i have to finish something up >change my mind and decide that ill finish what i was doing later and go help them right away
DEVILISH
Xavier Robinson
>Make threads to discuss anime movies >on Sup Forums
EVEN SENPAI NOTICED ME
Kayden Cooper
>think about something funny to write for this thread >can't think of anything >post anyway
I can feel jesus trembling.
Ayden Thomas
lol
Logan Morris
>told someone on an anonymous hitchhiking forumboard to kill themselves
I'd feel bad if I wasn't high on the blood of satan
Levi Ward
>masturbated to pornography last month
YA CAN'T HOLD ME YA CAN'T STOP ME
Connor Howard
>accuses Jared Leto of being a pedophile while fetishizing Maisie Williams
Feels fucking good to be this bad
Evan Gonzalez
>qt cashier at local supermarket tells me to have a nice day >don't
Kevin Reed
>browsing for some hentai to masturbate to >see some yaoi hentai >I'm not gay >masturbate anyway
SJDFBFKJSABFBJSAHLSDDFBSKHJFVB
Hudson Robinson
>about to have sex with my girlfriend >she says to put it in fast >I put it in slowly
ITS NOT SAFE WITH ME ON THE LOOSE
Adam Scott
>thread with almost 200 replies >made another one L I T E R A L L Y F U C K E D I N T H E H E A D
James Carter
The nose tattoo killed me
James King
HONKA HONKA
Dominic Nelson
>Yoshi is my favorite Smash character >wonder what his eggs smell like