What would you pick Sup Forums
>$75 000 in cash
or
>Permanent +2 inch and +1 inch girth to dick and a no holds barred, drug-fueled fucking marathon weekend with your favourite female celeb in a big hotel suite (no pics, no one will ever believe you)
You have 10 seconds to decide
the cash dude
cash
cash for sure
cash.
Sex is overrated and penis size has nothing to do with pleasure.
Yeah, cash.
Don't need a bigger dick.
Celebrity fuck session isn't worth $75k.
Lol if you would take the money when you could have Emma choking down thick ropes
Id take the money and use it to get the dick surgery and the girl
cash, I'm fucking poor
Fuck that chump change I'm getting my dick sucked by Gloria from modern family then starting a swinging blog with my added inches and girth !
Cash. My dick is 8" and my girlfriend complains it's too big. She got TMJ from blowing me and her dentist told me she can't do it anymore.
cash fo sho
Cash
Cash
top kek
You can work for money. You can't work for choking scarjo while she's grinding you into the dirt.
Says the virgin with a tiny dick
Dick surgery would not be the same, it would be all fucked up, also do you think 75 grand is enough to coax a celebrity into fucking you? they're already rich.
I make pretty good money, so I'd take the weekend. It would be one of those thing you'd never forget, even as an old man in a retirement home you'd reminisce and be smug.
This
cash
CASH
Too much jaw? God damn how thick is it?
This is the biggest load of shit I've ever heard lmao.
Weekend with Jeff Goldblum no homo but id tap that
this
what kind of dumbass question is this? who wouldn't take the cash?
the dick but only cause i'd be able to blow myself
easy, take the money and buy my fav porn escort
Can i just have cash, without the sex marathon? Id like take the cash equivalent of that tho.
cash
the secound. you can earn money, and you can not buy a night with katy
god dammit i meant penis upgrade
Cash cuz i've already got over 7 inches in lenght and a nice girth.. more would just generate more probs
you know how much pot I can buy for 75,000 dollars?
I think the choice is obvious.
I'll take extra cock please and then brutally hate fuck pic related in every hole.
Too late, dude. Should have thought about it before making the wish.
Can I get the money wired to my account?
I could get 100 grand worth of damage done on Katy Perry in a weekend so I think I'd come out ahead.
Didnt consider this part of a 9.5" dick..
75k, duh.
cash
what kind of autist would think this even constitutes a dilemma for an emotionally healthy adult?
>women
>plural
>and a child
>emotionally healthy adult
>On Sup Forums
Good one faggot
Unless me or me family was in some financial pickle. The weekend easily. You don't even remember the stuff you spend money on and the novelty of a new car, house or a vacation wears off quick.
>not investing the money and living off free income for the rest of your life.
yet most people were reasonable enough to answer cash
not even Sup Forums is as autistic as op
Since op is a faggot, Iets make an interesting one
>10k cash
>you get to resurrect a dead historical figure and spend 1 week on a remote location with them
no relatives or loved ones. if you pick the second, you can invoke it at any point during your life. and to make it fair, you cannot have monetary gain from the 2nd option (can't ask for location of belongings or for lost works etc)
When I was 16 my gf got disheartened when I could never cum while she way blowing me
Turns out 7 1/2 inches is hard to not scrape with teeth.
Fuck off bitch , you're just jelly of my fat 9 inch cock and all the damage I'm gonna be doing at the weekend.
Stay mad faggot
cash lol
n-nothing p-p-p-personal, kid?
>Dentist: Yeah I'm seeing some abrasions of the enamel. Have you been sucking alot of big dick recently?
>GF: Why yes I have
>Dentist: Yeah, figured. You're gonna have to give that up
>GF: Oh..okay thx doc.
for everyone who picks the second option, who would you choose? i choose pic related
Kek
the cash
my dick is fine as it is and I need to buy a new computer
Cash
No woman ever turns out to be as good as she appears. They are all spychos with severe mental issues. No amount of money is worth putting up with their bullshit.
Margot Robbie probably.
hmmm....
I do need th emoney but on the other hand I would like to fuck Anne Frank out in a cabin away from people for a week
Yeah, I go for option 2
dick upgrade
then my cock would be 8.5 length and 7 girth
bitches would call me the sledgehammer
that was my choice too. but I felt that would have been too cliche.
bitches wouldn't call you anything cos they don't know who the fuck you are or what you do, you autistic shut in
The weekend, then I'd transition into doing porn afterwards as a sidegig.
seconded
yeah, thats why I wanted to get in there early
My actual choice would have been Sophie Scholl but I don't know if as many people would know about her
Not him but If you're good in bed and have a big dick, you can fuck almost all her friends afterwards, then her friends friends.
My dick is small and nobody wants to have sex with me so i'll pick the cash.
Danielle Bregoli since nobody would ever believe me haha!
I'd choose the 75k because I'm okay with my avg size penis, and I'm abstinent until I get married (if I'm lucky enough.)
Yeah, 22 y.o. Christfag here.
that's not really part of OP's would you situation...
I'm pretty sure the weekend will be akin to a drugged fever. you may remember it, but you will question whether it was real and how it even happened. and then poof. shit goes back to normal afterwards. you don't get to know the celeb, you don't get to meet her friends. you don't get to booty call her later either.
I would cum all over her feet so I'll have to go with the second one
Cash has more long term benefits for me, so I'll take that.
>investing 75k
>living off the returns on that investment
you've never invested a dollar in your life, clearly
>+1 inch girth to dick
can I apply this to just the head? tired of my dick looking like half an american football
definitely cash
you've invested poorly, clearly
I'm okay with being a NEET, so 75k is more beneficial for me.
I'd probably go the cash. However with that said is the weekend sex marathon a whole week or just 2 days and will she be forced to do whatever I want sexually? The dick size would be nice but is hardly worth the 75 grand alone even if you include the sex unless its absolutely fucking filthy.
and you're the biggest fuckin idiot here
big dick does sadly not neccessarily mean good in bed though
(I had a friend with a massive cock at college (he enjoyed whipping it out at parties. Fun dude) who actually turned his girlfriend lesbian
apparantly a sideeffect of his massive cock was also a massive ego and an utter disregard for other people. Not long after he got dumped by his gf he managed to get some chubby little 15 year old pregnant, did the right thing (apparantly) and married her. Huh, they've been together for almost 10 years now so bless his socks. Maybe he became better in bed after all)
cash i already have a big penis
75000 is a very small amount of money
Cash in a flash. $75k is a tonne compared to the alternative.
If it were more like only $5000 vs celebrity fuckthon then I would be swayed.
Lol, with a savings account with a fantastic interest rate at 3%, that would make for $ 2250/year
t. High school virgin
I'm in no need of a bigger penis, but I'm in big need of money.
>investing money
>putting it in a bank
choose one
Second
I want Mary Louise Parker to suck my dick with those lips big enough for honey comb. She is my everything.
>turns down 75k so he can suck a dick
I have the $$$. I'll add the inches to my donger
Fucking hell i've never related to anything more.
Cash
Pussy is pussy user doesnt matter if its rich or poor pussy thats easy to find
Big wads of cash on the other hand not so much
What are you retarded?
I'd take the bitch if it could be 1990s era Parker Posey dressed like Jackie Kennedy and she shoots me in the head when we're done.
The sexy weekend and then suicide after Monday morning breakfast.
everything can be bought
this is Sup Forums
We all have 14 inch cocks, 11/10 lingerie model gymnast girlfriends, all drive ferraris and are all, if this thread is anything to go by, expert investment bankers to boot
your big penis means nothing to us
Cash and out of the cash I'd get an ounce of coke, a really nice hotel for a wk end and some high class hooker kinky bitch.
God, the teeth scraping.. I'm not alone. If you can find a slut that can avoid that she's a hero and deserves the Medal of Honor.
Sure, but it's more of a novelty/hype for women which will piquqe their interest, at least initially.
It's like a jet ski
>woah dude really!?
>haha holy shit
then they've rode it 5 times and it's like, yeah its a jet ski.
that's more than most people in this country make in a year.
lol you can double your money pretty quickly if you invest properly. you act like I'm expecting to be a millionaire over night.