Orlando Bloom

Orlando Bloom

>Katy didn't get naked as well

might just end it now

misogyngyngygy is why she didn't get naked

you played yourself

Wtf I hate Katy now

>five inches soft
Not bad 2bhfalam

i'd like to use my thick ropy semen to smooth-out the cottage cheese texture of her asscheeks

Tbh paddling Katy around, wiggling your dick everywhere looks comfy.

>his flaccid penis is bigger than my erect penis

haha :)

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Yep, same here.

What an embarrassingly small dick

shut the fuck up you lying bitch

post erect penises

Microdick, pls.

post a pic of your dick haha just curious :)

Haha :):):):):):)

Post your flaccid dick right now retard

A BIG HONKA HONKA FOR MY WIFE'S DAUGHTER'S MOTHER

orlando likes schweppes hehe

>completely normal dick
If anything on the slightly larger side of flaccid.

when i finally find it i'll let you know

I wish it was actually tiny and the shots included Katy teasing it.

Orlando Bloom
>lean and muscular
>good looking
>average or above average flacid dick


Katy Perry with her cellulite riddled ass and everyone is hating on Bloom? what the fuck. My dick is above average and his flacid is way bigger than mine

someone give me a good pun so I can post it and get good on Reddit

Real asses have cellulite. Step away from the porn someday kid.

Kp is embarrassed of her body. Kek

Her ass is terrible, try having sex with someone irl.

My dick hard is 7 but soft its more like 3. He's more like 4-5 soft. Probably 8-10 hard.

I'm glad I'm disgustingly ugly and terrible with women. I can't imagine how terrible it would feel to have my less than 4 inch erection laughed at by a girl who otherwise liked me.

Not if you work out

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