My friend just got shit on by a bird at lunch. What should his new nickname be?
My friend just got shit on by a bird at lunch. What should his new nickname be?
Julian James
Levi Davis
Jeff
Nathan Brooks
Shitbreak
Isaiah Watson
OP
Gabriel Roberts
>What should his new nickname be?
Lucky
Nathaniel Thompson
Walter Krüger
Brayden King
friendo
Evan Richardson
guano catcher
Adrian Powell
Jew Boy
Henry Adams
white trash
Luis Butler
The Captain getting shit buy a bird is good luck.Im sail boats
Nathan Martin
Shitbird
Connor Gray
...
Ryder Gutierrez
>the Craptain
Christian Green
Shitty Bill
Bentley Foster
shitskin
Isaac Collins
Depends on what his personality/job or name is:
For example, if he's a Jew, an Ancap, or a James Bond fan, "Uric Goldfinger"
If he's an ass-kisser or pushover or ginger or asshole or Dickens fan, "Urea Heep," or if a systems programmer, "Urea Heap."
If a playa/manwhore and/or frequently getting STDs, or a doctor who deals with that sort of thing, "Guanorrhea."
If his name is Cid or Sidney, "Uric A. Cid"
etc etc.
Brandon Carter
The ancient mariner
Nicholas Anderson
Got more: if he's /x/, "Urea 51."
If he's a crossdresser or into other weird performance art shit, "Eddie Gizzard."
If he's ex-military, "White Hawk's Downs"
If he has a deep voice and is named Bernard/Barry, "Barry Whiteshit"
Leo Powell
Even more: Astronaut: "The White Stuff"
Neonazi/Trumpist/acne-sufferer: "Whitehead"
Anti-drug/dry/Straightedge type: "(uric) Acid Head"
Daniel Bell
Dumb stupid piece of shit nigger
Nicholas Roberts
Big vocab and enjoys wordplay? "Guanomatopoeia"
Likes avocados and/or TexMex? "Holy Guanocamole"
WW2 enthusiast or vet: "Guanocanal"
Nolan Anderson
Shithawk
Jason Kelly
Shitty
William Rogers
Likes rickrolling/Sup Forums/memes? "u'Ric Acidley"
Kayden Lee
UnderagedUnderage East Coast fag
Angel Ward
michael
Lucas Diaz
Simon Birdshit
Juan Flores
shit-for-brains