be me

> be me
> be 15, slightly overweight, decent at talking to girls so idk if beta or not
> the kind of overweight you think of when you see a football lineman though
> be spring but friends got arrested at school because of weed
> no friends to hang out with, but someone told me about omegle a couple days ago
> go to omegle
> WhyIsTherePornAds.png
> think that its just a shitty porn place
> go on anyways because im tired of playing hoi 4 and watching stefan molyneux
> for some reason from my shoulders upwards i actually look good
> a lot of people tell me that if i lost weight id be amazing because good chin line and look decent on face
> people on omegle only see shoulders up, so i look pretty fit and shit on screen
> apparently girls actually use omegle despite the hundreds of old men with their dicks out
> two of them appear on screen, one of them looks ok(about a 7/10), but the other though..
> the other was a 10/10 if you’ve ever seen one before oh my god
> i start talking with them and shit, but i have to type while they talk because there is an echo
> this lasts for about 4 hours and by now its about 3 AM and they both look tired
> the ok one gave me her snap instantly when i asked, but damn i had to convince the 10 to give me hers for about an hour
> she gives it to me
> mission accomplished

cont.

> so proud of my skills
> find out her name is hannah who lives in indiana, i live in iowa (im a farm hick btw)
> first week we talk a bunch through snapchat, mostly just with pictures of random things and text
> two weeks later she is talking to me about all kinds of stuff
> she trusts me now because ive prooved im not some creep who just wants some noods
> about that...
> after i omegled her, i kept talking to more girls on omegle and i had this great strategy to get nudes
> id add them, talk to them for a while and then say that i gtg for a bit
> half an hour later id "accidentally" send them a dick pic (its decently sized, but angles make it even bigger)
> it cuts to the chase fast, id apologize like "shit sorry that was an accident"
> sometimes they'd block me, but 40% of the time there was some kind of "its ok... ;)" or "DAMMMMNNN"
> then id sweep in for the nudes
> perfect plan in place for me, even have a list on google docs of all the snapchats ive got because i was loosing track
> but hannah though...
> every time i wanted to do it i just fucking couldn't
> it was too fun talking to her, and i knew she'd be a blocker
> i was falling for her but she never showed anything for me
> btw she is in 11th and im in 9th, so yeah im very proud of my slightly alpha skills (only 2 months of school left, so pretty much 12th and 10th)
> shes surprised when i tell her im a freshman, i think its about to be over
> she says its ok though and says i look alot older than my friends
> its her spring break now but its the weekend after mine
> mom and dad are divorced and mom is leaving for the whole weekend
> still no friends because they're still in deep shit with the cops
> bored, nothing to do
> no weed cant get baked
> remember that my mom just broke up with this cop who liked to drink
> go out to my garage to the fridge
> fuckingjackpot.jpeg

cont.

> fucking two full packs of of bud lite sitting in there
> stuff my pockets full of cans of beer and shit
> get completely shitfaced drunk for the first time
> alone
> call hannah on snapchat for the first time
> we talk all fucking night
> we laugh about everything
> i start telling her that she is beautiful and shit because shitfaced drunk at 15
> she thinks im saying it because im wasted but thats how i actually felt
> we both fall asleep without ending the call
> both of our phones die overnight
> after that weekend we are talking alot more
> 24/7 snapchatting
> start doing video calls every night
> starts around 7 and goes until 2 or 3 am most of the time
> one night i accidentally show her my giant trump sign on my wall
> she freaks out
> i think that its over
> i cant take down this sign its been with my through so much
> some black men tried to take it from me once
> she has a trump sign too
> FuckYes.png
> she tells me to engrave her name into my trump sign
> she does the same with hers but with my name
> she has nice tits and a nice ass
> she even shares my political veiws
> she is fucking perfect

cont.

continue

> she starts joking about us going to myrtle beach together to get high
> she always says that she is kidding afterwards
> but her tone says differently
> my dad used to have a really good job and made good money
> a year ago he got a DUI and got fired
> dad now works at a shitty cubical job
> we used to vacation a shit ton
> dad is getting good job offers again
> dad takes up a job
> dad says we can go on vacation next year
> perfect
> i have a year to get into shape
> i need to go to myrtle beach
> start going full out healthy mode
> protien shakes
> more greens than meats
> working out 4 times a week
> whole 9 miles
> nothing is really happening though
> one day decide to stop eating school lunch and bring my own
> start bringing an apple and some meat to school instead
> school lunch must have some bad shit in it my god
> all the sudden lose 30 pounds
> at 190's again for the first time since 8th grade
> life is great

cont.

> football is coming soon
> have the same football coach as last year
> big black dude
> best football coach ive ever had
> he sees that im not a fat fuck anymore
> try out at linebacker
> killing it at linebacker
> become star linebacker of the football team
> tfw popular now
> tfw ive become a normie just for some girl in indiana
> i start working a shit ton
> detasseling, working at my grandmas farm
> all the things that a hick does
> only makes me more fit
> 10th grade
> people surprised by the new me
> fat is starting to turn into muscle now
> first time ever my chest is actually larger than my waist
> all the chads want me in their circle now
> decline
> i like my pot friends
> they've been with me all along
> fuck those chads man
> everyone likes me now
> im not a dick to anyone because i know both sides
> ive been a fat loser before
> ive been the star linebacker before
> even the LGBTQRSTUVSF+ retards like me
> hannah in 12th grade now
> spring break again
> look back at all the progress ive made in a year
> vacation fucking time
> suprise were not going to myrtle beach
> fuck i should have thought of this
> instead were going to tennesee
> even closer to hannah
> our route crosses the southern tip of indiana
> i dont even have a plan or know what im thinking
> dad informs me of the shitty hotel we will be staying in in Kentucky
> tell hannah
> her mom is strict af
> hannah tells her mon that her pen pan from germany is visiting kentucky
> retarded idea
> i do look german af though
> she fucking believes it
> hannah and her mom will be coming down to stay at another hotel near ours
> watching concrete go under the car for miles
> cant believe im actually going to meet her

cont.

> with another family because they have a timeshare which makes this fairly cheap
> they have two sons my age
> we will call them fatbro 1 and 2
> they play vidya all day long
> get to our shitty hotel in some small town in kentucky
> hannah is already at her hotel
> we decide to meet at a nearby peppers
> the adults are going out tonight to hit up some bars
> tell fatbro 1 that im going to see a girl
> he needs to text me if anything goes wrong
> walk out of the hotel
> before i know it im in the parking lot of peppers
> old beta me is coming out
> must suppress that fat fuck
> walk into the peppers
> look everywhere
> shes not there
> im overreacting
> i just need to chill
> wish i was high right now
> 5 minutes seems like 5 hours
> a goddess walks through the front door
> shes fucking beautiful
> just wearing leggings and a white blouse
> start being beta fag
> act like i dont notice her yet
> see her turning towards me
> can see the joy on her face at the corner of my eye
> ok so so far she doesn't think i'm a total loser yet
> decide to alpha up a bit and stand to greet her
> Brain.exe has stopped working
> she obviously is going in for a hug
> she hugs me
> shes shorter than me so thats good
> before brain can process this she pulls away and sits down
> our conversation has more energy than any of our video calls ever did
> we joke about liberals and stuff
> eat food
> after we're done we go walk down main street
> lots of small town bars
> back of my mind is looking for my dad to be around but mostly just thinking about her

cont.

> we turn into an ally
> there is a ladder halfway up a 2 story building
> garbage can + athletic ability
> get the ladder down
> go up first
> she comes up
> i take her hand
> place a small plastic wrap into her hand
> its 2 grams of weed
> spend the next 15 minutes joking around and clearing out the swishers
> roll 2 joints
> one gram each
> tell her she needs to breath into her lungs or it wont work
> i light her joint
> SmellsGoodMan.jpeg
> light my own
> having a good time
> small town drunks walking around
> two kids getting high on the roof
> we lay down in the middle of the top of the building
> she puts her arm across me and rests her head against my chest
> munchies.exe
> we lay there and eat an entire box of spicy cheez-its like that
> we both fall asleep on the roof
> everything was perfect
> wake up
> everything is still perfect
> laying with hannah on the roof
> the sky is turning orange by the sun
> FUUUUCCCCCKKKKK.EXE
> "HANNAH"
> she wakes up
> she is also in the "everything is perfect" state
> fuck.exe starts in her head
> we both scramble up
> we get the fuck down the ladder

cont.

> She fell off the roof
> My mom got scared
> Mfw I had to move in with my auntie and uncle in Bel-Air

I'll bump. Better be decent ending m8

Abunpininoooooooo

that you Bilal?

> thats when it hits us
> this might be the last time we see eachother in real life again
> she hugs me
> a very very long hug
> she is crying
> she pulls away
> i kiss her
> she looks surprised
> oh fuck user what ave you done you fucking retard
> she comes back in though
> we kiss for a long time
> its fucking great
> we have to go though
> she runs towards her hotel
> i take things slower though
> i check my phone
> no messages from adults that is good
> 14 messages from fatbro 1
> all of them along the lines of "where are you u fucking retard" or "you fucking idiot"
> start walking towards the hotel
> take the stairs to level 2
> stick my key into the slot regretfully
> makes this loud robot sound when it unlocks
> ThankJesus.png
> my dad is sprawled across the bed completely out of it
> the other adults are in a similar fashion across the room
> looks like they were too shitfaced drunk to know i was gone
> open the room connecting door to the kids room
> fatbro 1 and 2 are sitting in their beds playing vidya or on their computer
> smells like shit in here
> they must have been up all night playing vidya
> cant believe this used to be me
> get a snapchat from hannah
> smile
> smile turn into AhShucks.png
> its a black screen with the words "What is your phone number."
> too formal to be Hannah
> must be her mom
> ah fuck

cont.

in the end he pretends he has 2 kids with her and everything went swimmingly but OP is just wishful thinking and said that it didn't actually get to that point yet.

> I send my number
> 10 entire minutes of waiting
> ringtone starts going off
> i answer it
> its a loud screechy obviously older woman at the other line
> "WHO ARE YOU?" "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY DAUGHTER LAST NIGHT?"
> i take my phone off my ear and let her vent for fucking 2 whole minutes
> say that i am user anon and ask what she wants
> disregarding her venting
> makes her more mad
> can hear hannah crying
> im fucking pissed now
> want this old broad to shut the fuck up
> she hangs up
> i try to snapchat hannah
> im blocked
> her mom even blocked my number
> we go the rest of the way to Tennessee
> do regular vacation stuff
> go to some nike outlets
> drive up a mountain
> drive on this one road called like "the dragon's tail" or something
> go white water rafting
> only thinking about hannah through all of this though
> how her lips felt
> us laying on the roof getting baked on a 2 story building
> driving back to iowa now
> still no hannah
> its like tourture

cont.

please do cont was great so far

> wrote down her number
> going to call her again with different phone
> i call
> voicemail
> its nice to hear her voice again
> call about 20 more times
> no answer
> feeling depressed now
> pot friends see that im depressed
> they buy some weed and we smoke it all together
> only reminds more of her
> cant even get fucking high without thinking of her
> cant do anything
> the entire reason my lifestyle is like this is because of hannah
> so now everything i do in life reminds me of hannah
> go through the rest of 10th grade
> it sucks not being able to talk to her all night long
> i feel lonely despite being popular now
> football is coming up now again
> school ends
> summer
> getting high all summer long
> one day my phone starts to ring
> it sounds like the sound for the snapchat video chat
> its fucking hannah
> almost shit my pants
> answer at the speed of light
> she tells me about all that had happened
> Hannah had becomne rebellious after we had met up that night
> she had realized how strict her parents really were
> whats next sickens me to this day
> her mom took almost everything away from her
> her dad had forced her to undress
> her dad had taken pictures of her like that
> her dad FUCKING POSTED THEM all over the high school media
> he had tried to rape her after
> she had to fucking then live with them for the rest of the school year

cont.

Bump

This better not suck

> i was fucking outraged by this
> without thinking I told her to drive to iowa ASAP
> houses are cheap in the midwest
> she could get a job here
> she agreed
> she was going to drive here to iowa
> she could live here..
> my life suddenly had gotten so much better
> I was about to be in the same city with this girl that i fucking loved
> i was so fucking happy
> she could not get here any faster
> she stopped responding on snapchat
> didn't want her to text and drive anyways
> fuck her parents
> how could they live with this
> hannah was in iowa now
> i met her at a texas road house nearby
> she looked beautiful like usual
> we hugged
> she was crying
> we ate some food
> she drove to my house
> she parked out front
> my mom had no idea about this
> i introduced hannah to my mom
> i told my mom about everything that happened
> my mom said she could stay here as long as she wanted
> i introduced her to my pot friends
> hannah was old enough to buy swishers now
> we all got high together alot
> me and hannah were a couple
> we had this new little group wth my pot friends
> what could go wrong?
> nothing.. nothing went wrong
> it was great
> we loved eachother
> i bullshitted my way through high school like everyone else did
> now 17, she is 19

cont.

> life is fucking great for user here
> how could life get any better?
> we have sex
> first time for both of us
> it was great
> how could life get any better?
> we have sex
> ALOT.
> how could life get any fucking better you may ask?
> the next year i am now 18, she is 20
> out of high school
> mom and dad pay for half of a house that me and hannah move into
> I get an apprenticeship under a construction company
> Hannah being a manager at a grocery store
> everything is perfect
> how could life get any better?
> I propose to hannah
> she cries
> she says yes
> how could life get any better
> tells me that the day before she found out she was pregnant
> hannah leaves her job at the store
> its a girl
> life is great
> start my own construction business building houses in new suburban areas
> another baby
> its a boy
> this is fucking perfect

> think back to how we first met
> how all it would have taken was a click of a button to skip me on omegle
> a click of a button to change my life forever
> a click of a buton and i would have always been a fat loser
> Hannah saved my life
> i might have even saved hers

> nope. nothing goes wrong.. everything is just great.

end.

Great story m8 thanks for sharing

Reminds me of my girl, and how we met. Thank you for a beautiful story, would someone (op) please screen grab this so we have a nice image of the green text? Call it Omegle Angel

Underage b&

kudos bro thanks for sharing

>idk if beta or not
>go to omegle
You are beta as fuck!

No alpha goes to a website to chat with girls, look at girls, or stalk girls. The only thing more beta and creepier than going to omegle is going to kik--which has an average user age of 12 years old according to kik's own CEO and the legion of subpoenas issued to kik by law enforcement over the past year (predator central).

Yeah sure.

I mean you could edit it slightly but shit beggars can't be choosers. Appreciated!

so just to clarify, you met a girl on omegle and thought she was a 10/10, fell in love, she skipped you and you just spent 30 minutes hallucinating and imagining everything that could have been?

Damn Op. This was a damn good story

One question: Why did you guys had trump sign on the wall 5+ years ago?

that

probably because the story is fake and op is a faggot

>this thread
nah

Yeah just wait 20 more years till she's bored of you and is doing a whole town run.

Instant replay

Great Story OP. Really gives a beta like me hope